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A petition tae staundartise the Scots leid

 
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Shoud Scots be staundartised
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Na!
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Dinnae care aither wey, really.
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Cobra!



Joined: 28 Feb 2015
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Location: Glesgae, Scotland

PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:48 pm    Post subject: A petition tae staundartise the Scots leid  Reply with quote

Me an a freend hiv pit thegither a petition tae staundartise the Scots leid, which will be included in a letter aboot the issue that A will be gien tae First Meenster Nicola Sturgeon whan A git tae meet her in a couple o weeks.

Sae coud A speir yuise tae gie us yer support, an finally hiv a correct way tae spell Scots wirds?

https://www.change.org/p/holyrood...rdized-spelling?just_created=true
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dosser



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A maist excellent idea!

Tell thon daft wee trout, Sturgeon, tae stop beatin' 'er gums aboot scurryless stories in the Torygraph, winning seats in Westminster, protectin' ra Scoatish NHS, gettin' rid o' Trident, endin' austerity and a' thon shite.

Jist gie us spellin'lessons.
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notanimby



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Location: South Of The River, Doon Inverclyde Way

PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spelling n granma in at, when ah first read e thread ah thought it wizza oot standardising Scots, as in people.

Like making folk five fit six as the standard or something and then folk say five fit eight would be standard plus two

Then the Scots standard could be applied tae tits n wullie tae...........
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Clash



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well that wid completely screw you up then nota as there is nae chance that a 5 foot 1 inch sex maniac with a 10 inch wullie would fit a standard Scotsman.

Hing oan...... ? Wkipedia says that the normal Scot has a 10 inch willie and stands around 5 fit one inch tall?
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notanimby



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clash wrote:
Well that wid completely screw you up then nota as there is nae chance that a 5 foot 1 inch sex maniac with a 10 inch wullie would fit a standard Scotsman.

Hing oan...... ? Wkipedia says that the normal Scot has a 10 inch willie and stands around 5 fit one inch tall?



That was prickipedia.....
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Clash



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That wis actually a fairly decent post Cobra and should have been given the answers it deserves.....

ah'm no even gonny dignify the comments which automatically went through the tiny brains of nota, dosser (not including Celyn of course... or Fey.... naturally)....

so... ie etc....

there is absolutely no way possible to standardise the Scots leid because there is no such thing as a Scots leid.

Ask Celyn ... she is/wis/whothefuckknows a Varsity Librarian who could tell you a thing or two about Scots leid. , ie she kens every possible pronouncement fur fuck, kunt, arse, and other profanities.

Unfortunately she disny live in Glesca any more so only understands words like damn, rats, and good grief.

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