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Clash



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Location: Brisbane

PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:19 pm    Post subject: Heidi  Reply with quote

Heidi telt me about this but I wis trying to get intae Heidi's site (the lekki wan) but some complete bastard has locked it.

Heidi says he;s been looking at some kunts on this site and has telt me that he's not happy that it;s prolly a folkie who has creeped in and stopped good and christian people making comments on HIS SITE.

Heidi tellt me that he knows who you are.

YA KUNT.

That wisny me..... it wis a ghooooost.
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dosser



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always agree with everything Clash says.

Could some kind soul please advise me as to what I'm agreeing with this time.
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notanimby



Joined: 21 May 2009
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Location: South Of The River, Doon Inverclyde Way

PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Heidi Reply with quote

Clash wrote:
Heidi telt me about this but I wis trying to get intae Heidi's site (the lekki wan) but some complete bastard has locked it.

Heidi says he;s been looking at some kunts on this site and has telt me that he's not happy that it;s prolly a folkie who has creeped in and stopped good and christian people making comments on HIS SITE.

Heidi tellt me that he knows who you are.

YA KUNT.

That wisny me..... it wis a ghooooost.


Ah ya daft fucker ye, Heidi is a wee lassie frae Switzerland, dae ye mean oor auld pal heidy, the spark frae DUMBarton
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Celyn



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Location: Glasgow

PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dosser wrote:
I always agree with everything Clash says.

Could some kind soul please advise me as to what I'm agreeing with this time.


No, Clash is a law unto himself.  Or one of those unknown unknowns.  Plus, he is upside down,  so that doesn't help.
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Clash



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well you're completely wrong missis library because I wis telt that I wisny upside down yesterday or even the day before. It's been mair than a month since the grate Clash hus been anything else but vertical: so get fucked.

PS Ah'm mortally embarrassed. I've aywis called Heidi Heidi. What's it called Celyn? Hing oan.... it's google time.... oh great. The first site I came to wis for Clashmusic which explains a lot..... to me.

Come on Ms Library; what's the word for a misheard lyric?

Gladly the crosseyed bear etc etc.?
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Clash



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah'm gonny have to start a new subject aren't I?
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notanimby



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clash wrote:
Well you're completely wrong missis library because I wis telt that I wisny upside down yesterday or even the day before. It's been mair than a month since the grate Clash hus been anything else but vertical: so get fucked.

PS Ah'm mortally embarrassed. I've aywis called Heidi Heidi. What's it called Celyn? Hing oan.... it's google time.... oh great. The first site I came to wis for Clashmusic which explains a lot..... to me.

Come on Ms Library; what's the word for a misheard lyric?


Gladly the crosseyed bear etc etc.?


Deif, Stupit, - take yer pick
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Celyn



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh look at me.  WEEKS later!   Anyway, I think the word Clash was looking for was probably "Mondegreen".

I think the story goes that somebody misheard a line from 'The Bonny Earl of Moray".

They hae slain the Earl of Moray
and hae laid him on the green

OR

... slain the E. of M.
and the Lady Mondegreen
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Clash



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As usual Celyn!

Fuck off you knowall bastard. I knew that all the time.

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