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AG



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:24 pm    Post subject: Huffs  Reply with quote

Senga must still huv a wee supply of huffs, eethurr that or a certain individyool must still huv wan left ower frae the last time. That's been a whole week now withoot...

Must be wan of thon auld best quality double-knitted guaranteed huffs.

Wink
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dosser



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a' thon bugger "admin"'s fault.

Ah wiz just talkin' tae Clash and he agrees: as a wee act o' kindness and contrition, maybe's we should finish the aforemenshint huffee's bit o' scrieven for him.

And, besides, in a earler wee chat wi' Celyn, she said she wiz fair burstin' fer ra durty bits o' ra story tae get startit...........

Now, we cannae let nice wee Celyn doon, can we.
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AG



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ur we talkin aboot stuff like wummins lacy undergarmints and see throo nglijes erm neglijays... goonies an stockins annat???

Wahhhaaayyyy

Hing oan while ah look oot ma blud preshurr tablits.
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notanimby



Joined: 21 May 2009
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Location: South Of The River, Doon Inverclyde Way

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AG wrote:
Ur we talkin aboot stuff like wummins lacy undergarmints and see throo nglijes erm neglijays... goonies an stockins annat???

Wahhhaaayyyy

Hing oan while ah look oot ma blud preshurr tablits.


Nah, it'll be playtex girdles...
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Clash



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: Brisbane

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huffs?

Ah'll gie ye any amount o fucking huffs.

Hing oan.....

Shyte.....

Fucking Lintons...

Senga telt me that thon currint frae West Linton wis given every fucking wan of the extra huffs and he wis telt to distribute them tae his friends.

Efter a considerable amount of  detective W*** I have discovered that the bastirt disny have any friends and I huv been directed tae something called "The Loast Posts" which is run by some shyte cried Alba.
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dosser



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pipedoon wrote:
Well, well, well,  yeas ur aw stull alive in here!  

Guid tae see there's few mair posts, let's  keep it gaun!



Smile


Guid luck!

Ah've gied up.
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Fey Hag



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes Huff yir awantin Huffs.
Yea think an auld wummin we artherwhitsit is gonna knit ewe yousless lot huffs Nae chance Evil or Very Mad
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Bern



Joined: 04 Aug 2013
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahha....wunderful.  

Thur should be a vote at the end of the year for a post that tickled yi.  

That wan wid be it.  Arthritis suffers of the world unite, slowly and wae lots of creaking noises.
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ozneil



Joined: 10 Mar 2010
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Location: Dee Why NSW

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pipedoon wrote:
This board needs crankin up again!


it needs a defibrillator Crying or Very sad
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Bern



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Defribbed.... Guffaw.  

Line up......    I loved wiring up the Hornby.   So much so that I get a wee quiver when I smell electricity.   Oh the feeling of power from a transistor reformer gets me every time.  

I could stick a view volts to a few posters I've  come across across on the internet.

Who wants to go first.  

Bare yer chists.
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ozneil



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pipedoon wrote:
ozneil wrote:
pipedoon wrote:
This board needs crankin up again!


it needs a defibrillator Crying or Very sad



Aye, weel it wid flounder and die if yae dinnae attempt tae breathe mair life intae it ozzy.


Nae use sayin that tae me I dinnae unnerstaun hauf aw ra lingo..

I dont even know what I said above Rolling Eyes
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ozneil



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bern wrote:
Defribbed.... Guffaw.  

Line up......    I loved wiring up the Hornby.   So much so that I get a wee quiver when I smell electricity.   Oh the feeling of power from a transistor reformer gets me every time.  

I could stick a view volts to a few posters I've  come across across on the internet.

Who wants to go first.  

Bare yer chists.


If you attach it to other body parts  you will get more than a wee quiver!!!
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notanimby



Joined: 21 May 2009
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Location: South Of The River, Doon Inverclyde Way

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ozneil wrote:
Bern wrote:
Defribbed.... Guffaw.  

Line up......    I loved wiring up the Hornby.   So much so that I get a wee quiver when I smell electricity.   Oh the feeling of power from a transistor reformer gets me every time.  

I could stick a view volts to a few posters I've  come across across on the internet.

Who wants to go first.  

Bare yer chists.


If you attach it to other body parts  you will get more than a wee quiver!!!


Izza wee quiver, not for keeping yer wee arras (darts) in?
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Bern



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ozneil wrote:


If you attach it to other body parts  you will get more than a wee quiver!!!


Rolling Eyes      As HH wid say....  

Gawd ahve forgotton whut he wid say....  

Anyways....  yis wid both react the same way.  

Hence the rollin eyes tae hevvin.  

GET YER MUCKY MIND OOT THE GUTTER.  

Ah wis talkin chists....  naw curing problems in the nether region.

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