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dosser



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:58 am    Post subject: Fuckin Chainsaw........  Reply with quote

Oh, a'right, it wisnae the chainsaw's fault.

Ah huvnae yased it fer a while....... Maybe Ah wisnae payin' attention.

I filled the fuel tank wi' pure oil and filled the oil tank wi' petrol.

Ah've emptied baith oot and refilled correctly, but cannae get the bugger startit again.

Any suggestions - apart fae "should've gone tae specsavers."
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Neil



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pull oot the sparkplug an gae it a guid clean, then leave it oot for a bit tae let aathing evaporate oot o the cylinder. It micht help... mibbe.

Ah jist got a lectric chain saa last month (sort o a gift). Ah'm affa worried Ah'm gaen tae saa through the wire some time in the nae faur distant fyuture.
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dosser



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weel, yer idea wurked fine, ta muchly.

I regularly chop through the cable of my electric hedge trimmer. I've managed tae no' kill mahsel' so far but.

Mind I wiz askin' yer advice aboot a 750w electric chainsaw on the end o' a muckle lang pole fur cuttin' overhead branches? Weel, it's brilliant - but ye huv tae be helluva quick on yer feet..... and a hard hat has proved advisable.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dosser wrote:
Weel, yer idea wurked fine, ta muchly.

I regularly chop through the cable of my electric hedge trimmer. I've managed tae no' kill mahsel' so far but.

Mind I wiz askin' yer advice aboot a 750w electric chainsaw on the end o' a muckle lang pole fur cuttin' overhead branches? Weel, it's brilliant - but ye huv tae be helluva quick on yer feet..... and a hard hat has proved advisable.


Huv yoo ever thought of gettin a gerdner in tae dae it fur ye, it may be a bit safer and generate less technical fuk-ups

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