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Dear Heidy, haudur of ra thunderbolt.

 
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:39 am    Post subject: Dear Heidy, haudur of ra thunderbolt.  Reply with quote

As a Lekii uv reepyoot annat ah wid like tae ask a wee queschun.

Ah wis makkin ma brekfist this mornin an suddenlie an awfy loat ay things whit rely oan ra magic lekijuice stoaped wu*kin. Ah hud tae stoap whit ah wis daein (aboot tae fry twa free range eggs) and go an mend a fyoose.

Noo ra lights didnae go oot an neethur did ra cookur but ra ithur hings whit stoaped wur...

Twa pooturs an twa moniturs
Twa scannurs
Masel
Lectrik ile filled radiatur (oan cos ah've turned the main heatin doon since it's fuggin May and it should be bilin hoat ootside but it's no)
Toastur
Fridge freezur
Kettle - fur the wattur fur ma cawfee
Microwave uvvin oan defrost (tae thaw oot ma buttir whit ah'd jist took oot ra freezur)
Wireliss

Like certin urrer hings, dae fyooses get auld an past thur best annat an jist self destrukt? Or is aw thon stuff whit went aff the main reesin ma leki bill is sae fuggin egspensiv?

Ah await yer ansir oh great wan.
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Heidy



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: North o th' river

PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 12:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear Heidy, haudur of ra thunderbolt. Reply with quote

AG wrote:
As a Lekii uv reepyoot annat ah wid like tae ask a wee queschun.

Ah wis makkin ma brekfist this mornin an suddenlie an awfy loat ay things whit rely oan ra magic lekijuice stoaped wu*kin. Ah hud tae stoap whit ah wis daein (aboot tae fry twa free range eggs) and go an mend a fyoose.

Noo ra lights didnae go oot an neethur did ra cookur but ra ithur hings whit stoaped wur...

Twa pooturs an twa moniturs
Twa scannurs
Masel
Lectrik ile filled radiatur (oan cos ah've turned the main heatin doon since it's fuggin May and it should be bilin hoat ootside but it's no)
Toastur
Fridge freezur
Kettle - fur the wattur fur ma cawfee
Microwave uvvin oan defrost (tae thaw oot ma buttir whit ah'd jist took oot ra freezur)
Wireliss

Like certin urrer hings, dae fyooses get auld an past thur best annat an jist self destrukt? Or is aw thon stuff whit went aff the main reesin ma leki bill is sae fuggin egspensiv?

Ah await yer ansir oh great wan.

Weel here goes as Ah attempt tae point ye in ra rite direction as tae wher yer goin wrang annat....
Yer 2 puters an mawnituurs an scannuurs...wid take at maist 5 amps atween thum..
Yerse..l Ah huvny a clue ah wid suppose its how mony electric pleshuurin devices ye huv hooked up atra wan time but we wilny dwell onat as weans read is 4 um...Clashie boay luik away NOO!
Ile filt radiatuur...bit o a waster err ,how no jist burn ra ile innit,but it wid take aboot up tae 13 amps dependin oan its ratin
Fridge freezuur agen up tae mibbes 10-13 amps...
Keetil ther nearlie aw standirt unless yer a tite arse and huv an asda wan wid take @ 13 amps
Microwave aka nukir..takes aboot 5 amps but if you yersel hus wan o ra auld "Doonray" modils then ye reallie dae need raoutput o a nookleeahr station tae run it..
Wink
Radio... Ah ken its wan o ra auld marcoany cats whiskir wans ye hiv so thers nuthin tae wurry aboot wi it..
Noo seein as aw this is run affa whit in ra trade is cawed a ring circuit an thon hus nuthin tae dae wi rimmin or things whit Clash kens aboot this is aw protectit by ra wan fuse,,,an aye dependoin oan ra auld twat whos hoose it is an the freekwensie at whit he fires up aw his appliances aye they dae suffir frae fuse fateegyoo...
Thats why us in ra trade recommend gettin a new boax fittit wi circuit brekkuurs savin yer auld arthritik hauns frae rewirin fuses an suchlike....
Howevuur,,Ah huv perceeved ye masel as due tae aw yer roamin aboot ra hills an glens in yer bumbee tartin trews an tweeds ye ur a tree huggir or neer enuff wan if yer no inty ra full veggie -veegin insanity bit an ye wull huv a b an q wind mill atop yer hoose?
Eh? Aye? weel if its a smokin wee blob o metil then it wull be fugged by noo,howevuur ah widny recomend ye renewin it as ther a waste o time an munt
If ye want a quote oan a new distribyooshun boax Ah will be happy tae gie ye ma sons addy annat...
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Heidy



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: North o th' river

PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yer time fur a 3% discoont ona new boax is up AG...it wis a time limitit offuur! Howevuur  as ye nevuur boathurt yer erse replyin an sayin ta fur aw ra info an guid sound advice annat Ah wull try an make sure that yer no struck aff ra list! Ah ken ye wid huv eethur still be stoattin aroon ra hills or ye huv come in exhaustit annat frae ra munroes,an partook o a wee libation o a boattil or three likes rta resisint diddy Clashie boay!
Awaitin yer reply ...
The brite spark! Smile


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