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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:25 pm    Post subject: It's no' richt. It's jist no' richt.....  Reply with quote

Maybes a day'll yet come when I'm no longer British and therefore no longer jist a disenfranchised piece o' yankee keech.

http://blogs.aljazeera.net/americas/2010/09/11/two-tier-justice
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh fer someyin rich 'n honest enuff (oxymoron)  tae drag the pair of child killin shyts Blair & Bush inta court fer crimes agin humanity.
They belong richt beside Sadam when it comes tae killin ra Innocent.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would be great but I won't be holding my breath.   Hey, mibbe the Pope could do a wee miracle and get those two what they deserve.

Or then again, mibbe not.   Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seein as ra Pope is anither bluidy mass murderer (bannin condoms tae ra faithful we aids) ah think who iver doles oot ra miracles is no talkin tae him.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fey Hag wrote:
Seein as ra Pope is anither bluidy mass murderer (bannin condoms tae ra faithful we aids)


Ah wiz talkin' tae a cafflick the ither day, and he wiz sayin' fowlk hae got this a' wrang.

While no exactly encouraging contraception, the Cafflick Kirk disnae akshly ban it, considerin' instead it a matter furra indyviyul's consience.

There's ban on anything whit terminates a pregnancy, but nae ban on things whit merely prevent pregnancy.

Is this richt, ur wiz mah cafflick freen jist spoutin a' loadae keech?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Is this richt, ur wiz mah cafflick freen jist spoutin a' loadae keech?

Cordin tae mah kafflik s-i-l load a keech.
Thats hur whit has 7 dauchters, gits absulooshun ivery tyme; dinna ken whit that means, fact ah try no tae discuss it we hur, does mah heid in soitdoes.
Yir spozed tae practice ra rythum method, whitiver that is, duznae seem ta hiv heped hur. Rolling Eyes  Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fey Hag wrote:
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Is this richt, ur wiz mah cafflick freen jist spoutin a' loadae keech?

Cordin tae mah kafflik s-i-l load a keech.
Thats hur whit has 7 dauchters, gits absulooshun ivery tyme; dinna ken whit that means, fact ah try no tae discuss it we hur, does mah heid in soitdoes.
Yir spozed tae practice ra rythum method, whitiver that is, duznae seem ta hiv heped hur. Rolling Eyes  Rolling Eyes


Ma maw wizza health visitor, her an dall her colleagues(incloodin ra kafflik wans) called it vatican roolett
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah wiz talkin' tae somewan recently aboot the rythum method. It seems there's a name fur fowlk whit practice it.

Parents.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Eire the Douane check yer bags fur condoms an' birth control eqipmint, an' confiskatye any they find.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez, you're goin' back a bit, ur ye no'?

They've caught up a wee bit in the past coupla decades. It's a' legal noo. Oral contraceptives is allowed. Ye can buy rubber johnies annat even wi'oot a prescription.

They'd only confiscate yer condoms noo if they wiz filled wi' smack or somethin'. And Ah suspect they wuildnae like it if ye turned up at customs wearin' nuthin' but a rubber johnie, but usually it's a okay noo.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye, sorry it wis a lang time agi in a diffirint lifetime that ah wis in Eire an N I as weel.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thon rythm method didna w**k fur me evin tho ahmur verra musikul. Ah blame thon Latin beat, an ah've fower born sons an wan adopted tae prove it. Mebbes ah shuid hae tried a different rythm, Blues mebbe?


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