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dosser



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:59 pm    Post subject: Dree-ee-ee-um, dream, dream, dree-um. When I want you.....  Reply with quote

I think I may have asked this question before somewhere else, but never got a ansurr.

Whit purpose diz dreams serve? Ah mean, wuid mah heid explode or mah hert stop if Ah didnae dream or sum'hin'.

And why ur they aye sae mental? Ah mean, last nicht Ah wiz picked furra Limpicks in China furra long jump - but Ah hud tae leave early cause Ah'd forgot mah overnight bag.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Dree-ee-ee-um, dream, dream, dree-um. When I want you... Reply with quote

dosser wrote:
I think I may have asked this question before somewhere else, but never got a ansurr.

Whit purpose diz dreams serve? Ah mean, wuid mah heid explode or mah hert stop if Ah didnae dream or sum'hin'....


I suspect dreams are just there to fool you intae thinking life is better when you're awake.   So they are just sneaky propaganda, really.

There!  Does that make you feel better?  No?  Thought not.    
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Dree-ee-ee-um, dream, dream, dree-um. When I want you... Reply with quote

Celyn wrote:


I suspect dreams are just there to fool you intae thinking life is better when you're awake.   So they are just sneaky propaganda, really.

 
Very Happy


Nah, that disnae make sense. The proppygandy disnae w**k.
I've never been picked tae dae the Olympics when Ah wiz awake.
Ah've never met a beautiful parlymentry candidate ca'ed Jaquie Bliss (she wiz da'es the ironin' at the start o' the dream) when I wiz awake.
Ah've never inventit a brilliant game (which I won loads an' loads o' money at) wi' bottle tops while I was awake...........
I hae a absolutely brilliant life when I'm no awake
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I swap dreams with you then?

So you don't get any of that "oh shit I haven't revised for my exams and also have not sorted out a new flat and also (possibly some other randomly daft thing" all about stuff that only vaguely happened bloody decades ago?

Or "no, can't find passport - oh how did I even get here without a passport  - now what to do", Or "oh people dead and I have to sort it out"?  or just anything generally bad?

Aha!  Just spotted the problem - you seem to count being picked for the Limpicks as a Good Thing?   If you would enjoy running around or trying to do whatever athletic thingwie they will  do in London in the summer, then you are actually a bit mad.  Bad enough trying to breathe in that place, without doing running/jumping things.

ALSO, you would probably have to wear badges advertising Coca Cola and similar AND you would have to be nice to Boris Johnson.   NOW see if your dreams of the Limpicks are so much fun tonight.  

There ye go - your dreams are now to be haunted by Boris.  And possibly every writer for the "Spectator" and the "Telegraph".... and you know, just generally Things from the other evil dimensions.      

<Sound of Hammer Horror evil laughter>

Sleep well.     Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celyn wrote:
all about stuff that only vaguely happened bloody decades ago?



Annat's anither hing! Ah'm aye young in mah dreams.

Ah'm never young when Ah'm awake.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell us mair aboot the wifie daen the ironin...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh-oh.......! Ah think wur pedant huz took up psykayanalisisis......

Ah'm sayin' nae mair aboot the lassie daen the ironin'............. An' anywise, she looked nu'hin' like mah mither.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Och, ye hae me aa wrang... Ah wiz mair intrestit in her... umm... attributes, an if she wiz wearin ony claes an sic like.  Rolling Eyes

Ah'm glaid tae hear she wizna yer Mam. Gaes me hope that she micht ae hud fine attributes an skimpy claes!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neil wrote:


Ah'm glaid tae hear she wizna yer Mam. Gaes me hope that she micht ae hud fine attributes an skimpy claes!


Neil, thon reads affie like you're ha'en strange fantasies aboot mah auld mither.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GTF!

It's the wifie daen the irnin in her skivies an high heels Ah'm gettin hot an bothered aboot. Ah'm sure yer mither's a fine figure o a woman, but Ah wuidna want tae upset you or yer faither.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neil wrote:
Tell us mair aboot the wifie daen the ironin...



Whit's ironin'? Izzit something merikins don't get?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neil wrote:
GTF!

It's the wifie daen the irnin in her skivies an high heels Ah'm gettin hot an bothered aboot. Ah'm sure yer mither's a fine figure o a woman, but Ah wuidna want tae upset you or yer faither.


Ach it's a shame aboot yer pollyticks, Neil. If it wisnae fur them, you an' Onny cuild o' been such guid pals.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're tryin tae start a rammy noo, aren't ye?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye! And when it a' kicks aff, Ah'll be mair than happy tae hud baith your's and Celyn's jaikits!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naw son, wuv a plethora o shoogly nails tae hing coats aff, you get in thur an fill yur boots.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dinnae get me wrang here, Senga. It's no that Ah'm feart tae get intae a rammy wi' Neil.  But if ye mind back a few posts....

Celyn wrote:
Can I swap dreams with you then?

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Noo, when a lady asks ye - begs ye, even - tae  swap dreams wi' her, whit can ye dae?

So, ye'll unnerstaun that mah dreams ur noo Celyn's property an' it wuild be most ungentlemany o' me tae indulge Neil's fantasties aboot the winter thermals o' sumwan that turned up in wan o' Celyn's dreams, eh no.

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