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Fey Hag



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:14 am    Post subject: Ra joy uv slime  Reply with quote

Rootin' abit in th' back ay th' press lookin' fur some vinegar tae top up mah lest jar ay pickled onions, ah was overjoyed tae fin' th' bottle held stoatin slimy tendrils.

Strained aff & used th' vinegar; 'en sit tay diggin' in th' back ay th' bucky stair.
Foond a coople ay bottles ay Meid abit 10 years auld (ah hate Mead) emptied a body intae mah auld staine crock, added mah wonderful mother-of-vinegar & ah am in th' business ay makin' vinegar.

Momma looks loch a plump jelly fesh aw ready.

Ah hae stoatin plans. Very Happy
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Heidy



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ur ye sayin this slime is a vinegar plant or sumthin?Ur ye sure its no an aliencome tae congkir the erth an you ur colaboratin wi it?
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Fey Hag



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fer me tae ken & ye ta wuirk oot. Very Happy  Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Noo maist folk oan discuverin am unknown slime in a jaur o sumthin they wid huv pit by wid thraw ra hale loat ooot inty ra bin,but naw oor Fey strains it aff an uses it an then dis sumthin wi ta foul remains...thons takin yer Scots heritije a bit faur hen...Ahm proud o ye...is yer faimlie motto  " every pennies a prisnoner"? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aw, gads gads gads!! Fling it oot!
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Fey Hag



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
every pennies a prisnoner"

Yea mean thir are folk whit dinna save bits uv string 'n paper bags 'n like?
Shame! no wunder ra wurlds goin ta hell in a hand cart.

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Aw, gads gads gads!! Fling it oot!


Och Tattie mah loov! yir talkin aboo ra Champagne uv vinegar soyea ur

Brought forth fra best oak chips ta mellow it once ut's brewed.
Fantastic on yir chips.
Gawd ah'm droolin
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ozneil



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fey Hag wrote:

Yea mean thir are folk whit dinna save bits uv string 'n paper bags 'n like?
Shame! no wunder ra wurlds goin ta hell in a hand cart.



Gees you and my wife both!!! Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose you save used envelopes too!! Rolling Eyes
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Fey Hag



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ozneil wrote:
I suppose you save used envelopes too!! Rolling Eyes


Aye; 'n turn cartons 'n cardboard boxes inside oot afore ah reuses thum Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shook me in  first place I worked in in Glasgow when they did calculations on  used envelopes.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awrite Awrite youse two ur awardit the "titest perr in ra wurld" trophy!  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye and we used to cut the Daily Record into 6X4 pieces put a string through corner and hang it adjacent to throne ....... Best use for left wing tripe
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ozneil wrote:
Aye and we used to cut the Daily Record into 6X4 pieces put a string through corner and hang it adjacent to throne ....... Best use for left wing tripe


Och wer far more refeened - apple & orange papers fra ra green grocer.

Richt bugga we awl this pressed plastic shite roon fruit.


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