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Wan fur Alba........

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:36 pm    Post subject: Wan fur Alba........  Reply with quote

The Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, flies to
Bagdad to watch a young Iraqi play football, and is suitably impressed and
arranges him to come over to Anfield.

                         Two weeks later  Liverpool are 4-0 down to
Manchester Utd with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the
young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

                         The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20
minutes and wins the game for  Liverpool .

                         The fans are delighted, the players and coaches
are delighted and the media love the new star.

                         When the player comes off the pitch he phones his
mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

                         'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20
minutes today, and we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won, Everybody
loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

                         'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about
my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed; your sister and I
were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of
looters and all while you were having such a great time playing bloody

                         The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum,
but I'm so sorry.'

                         Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' shrieks his mum, "It's your
Fu***ng fault we moved to  Liverpool in the first Place.

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