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dosser



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:27 pm    Post subject: Knives  Reply with quote

Whit eggsakly is ra feckin rules?

Rakin' aboot in mah pocket fir mah keys the day, Ah realised Ah wiz wanderin' aboot wi' a knife in mah poakit. (Wan o' they Choix Opimal efforts about 4-5 inches lang.)

Ah wuid hae nae reason tae hae it wi' me ither than honest absent-mindedness.  Ah must o' jist stuck it in mah poakit efter daen sumhin innersent wi' it.

Cuild Ah hae goat ra jile?
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Heidy



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: North o th' river

PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ra ainlie reasin Ah could furnish ye wi when ye get huckilt by ra fuzz is that ye use it tae tease peymints oota yer custumirs...nae nemms nae pack drill but we aw ken who they ur.............
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notanimby



Joined: 21 May 2009
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Location: South Of The River, Doon Inverclyde Way

PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:51 am    Post subject: Re: Knives Reply with quote

dosser wrote:
Whit eggsakly is ra feckin rules?

Rakin' aboot in mah pocket fir mah keys the day, Ah realised Ah wiz wanderin' aboot wi' a knife in mah poakit. (Wan o' they Choix Opimal efforts about 4-5 inches lang.)

Ah wuid hae nae reason tae hae it wi' me ither than honest absent-mindedness.  Ah must o' jist stuck it in mah poakit efter daen sumhin innersent wi' it.

Cuild Ah hae goat ra jile?


Aye!
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Heidy



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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Location: North o th' river

PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

See! ye kin aye rely oan ra crimnil elimint frae greenok tae supply ye wi yer anti soashul needs an info annat....
Haw haw fuggin haw! Laughing
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notanimby



Joined: 21 May 2009
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Location: South Of The River, Doon Inverclyde Way

PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heidy wrote:
See! ye kin aye rely oan ra crimnil elimint frae greenok tae supply ye wi yer anti soashul needs an info annat....
Haw haw fuggin haw! Laughing


Fek aff, jist coz yoo huv diminshed responsibilty throo mental illness and kin get afff wae stuff
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Fey Hag



Joined: 29 Apr 2009
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Location: Sealainn Nuadh Dawn's Birth Place

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dinna ken aboot thir--bit roond heir; ah kerry a great big yin we a serrated back on ra blade. Jist in case ah might need tae skale a fush in ra High Street,-- yea ken hoow ut is.
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gearaineach



Joined: 06 Aug 2009
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah'v hid a guiness knife/bottle op'ner on ma keyrung fer years n years, bit na'bdys iver ask't me tae open a bottle fer 'em. Embarassed


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