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alba



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:54 pm    Post subject: I'm aff the day  Reply with quote

Ah jist foaned in err an took a day aff. Ah huv big plans ah dayin exactly nada...absafuckinlootley nuthin. I'm no even gawnie finish typin this po
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Boudleaux C Merkin



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah think youse wiz fuckin' generous phonin' in!  Very Happy
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AG



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Typin po's? Did ye pull the plug oan the coontincy then? Must be rerr fun but.



Ye kin even get po's whit resembul the real thing noo.



Ah howp yer ferr flushed wi success in yer nyoo joab Alba.









Jaikit's oan
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:54 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm aff the day Reply with quote

alba wrote:
Ah jist foaned in err an took a day aff. Ah huv big plans ah dayin exactly nada...absafuckinlootley nuthin. I'm no even gawnie finish typin this po


Very Happy
Good for you. Get some Jeremy Kyle doon yer neck! Forewarned is forearmed. Wink

I well remember as a wean being absolutely and totally appalled when the horrid light of day dawned: that folk all roond aboot me - my da, my granda, my pals' das & grandas, other folks' maws - were away for most of the day 5 days a week, doing pish they didnae feel like doin, among people they didnae want to be with, and with only two days off from it a week. All just to be able to eat and live under a roof.

I'm still totally appalled by it. Five days on and two days off? An absolute scunner. Whose grand idea was that? How the hell do we stand it?

...And why the hell do we still stand it?? Madness. It's no bloody fair, is what it is. Five on and two off; year in, year oot for most of yer grown up life, and employers who resent having to give you any time off at all. Hell no.

Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wit Aryie said. Ah refer yese tae ma siggy.
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Fey Hag



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whit ra F???? Ur yea tawkin aboot.
Yir born, yea git oop on yir hind legs-----fra that dee forward (uf your no a male uv ra species) ut's do this, fetch that, go there, come here, then it's lurn this, win this, catch him, do this, do that, then yea fawl of ra perch.

A dee off??? whit in ra neme uv ra wee mon is that? Rolling Eyes
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Neil



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah dae 28 days on an 28 days aff.

An Ah'm peyed for bein there, nae for dae'n onythin.
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Boudleaux C Merkin



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah didnae ken ye wiz an MP, Neil! Shocked
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Fey Hag



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neil wrote:

An Ah'm peyed for bein there, nae for dae'n onythin.


Soons jist lyke ra son, a Lekki whit jockeys ra big switches.

Gits peyed fer walkin aboot lookin important, jist in case summut goes wrang.
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Neil



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sometimes Ah cerry a clipboard aboot wi me.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please, please tell me ye dinna hae a pokkit protectur?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hivins no! Ah wear overalls.

an big steel-taed beets.

an a hard hat.

an bifocal safety glesses so's Ah kin read stuff wi'oot takkin them aff.


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