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Fey Hag



Joined: 29 Apr 2009
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Location: Sealainn Nuadh Dawn's Birth Place

PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:36 am    Post subject: Gentle wumanly care  Reply with quote

Jake was dyin'.

His guidwife sat at th' bedside.

He looked up an' said weakly:

'I hae somethin' Ah main confess.'

'There's nae need tae, 'his guidwife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want tae die in peace.

I slept wi' yer sister, yer best mukker, her best mukker, an' yer maw!'

'I ken,' she replied.

'Naw jist rest an' lit th' poison wark.'
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah shifted iss yin Fey, cos while it's deid funny annat, it's no zackly political.
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weel ats a wummin drivuur fur ye ...canny evin reverse it inty ra joke threed...... Laughing
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Fey Hag



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Location: Sealainn Nuadh Dawn's Birth Place

PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whar did ah leave it layin aboot? Canna  remembur Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wimmin are aye "tidying up". Things are nivir whaur I left them. Crying or Very sad

Whin I ask whaur the hell it is am telt "whaur did ye leave it?" When ah tell her get answer "Well thats nae whaur ut bides"   Ye cannae win Rolling Eyes

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