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Bern



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:10 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

Ah know AG.    I sit here laffin at the thought of your real name.  Auld gentleman.   I'm none of the elite from above.  I cannie remember the midgieraker, gawd, you really her auld right enuff.    Ahm a mere minion and proud of it.    
I can count on you nottie tell me how Broadchurch ends you naw having ownership of a licence an awe that.   Yer missing that much good stuff.   Do yoo doo Netflix ur similar?
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AG



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Auld gentleman
Shocked

Ah think if ah wis tae lay claim tae that moniker ah wid be very quickly shot doon.

Ah huv neither a TV license nor a TV receiver Bern, much tae the disbelief of the telly licensing stazi who huv been sending me threatening missives for five years now. Ah jist keep filing them and ignoring and they never ever fulfill their daft threats because they would look extremely silly.

Ah huv a radio tuned tae BBC Radio 4, internet for research & info, ah read lots and I spend loads of spare time in the great outdoors. Ah’ve neither the time nor the patience for TV.

Your turn.
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Bern



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I envy your lifestyle.   No tv is a sort of dream for me but the great one by my side insists on watching every sport that uses a baw.   I love the outdoors,  warm waters, snorkeling, footering with wee plastic boats that don't take you too far out.  I love a good read as weel.  Cannie be bothert with  stories that are too detailed   Give me murder and mayhem every time.   I dabble with lots.  Theatre and shows, ah do ah good tango and pride of erin waltz...... Right noo I support quite a few seniors keep their wee dance club running.    Fancy dances like old Scottish weddings kind of thing.   I hate gambling.   I'm a kick ass worker watching over teams of folks that provide care to some of the most disadvantaged people you'll ever meet.   That's my pride part.   That's the part of my life that truly makes me glow.     What makes you all glow?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bern wrote:
    What makes you all glow?


After a day like today, and on a rainy night such as this.......?


Whisky.
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ozneil



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

admin wrote:
Bern wrote:
    What makes you all glow?


After a day like today, and on a rainy night such as this.......?


Whisky.


Sticking fingers in a power socket
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Bern



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A socket?    We call them plugs, ozneil.   I'm sorry that's the only thing that would make you glow.   Have he ever thought of trying whiskey or mibbies even Viagra.   Thurs gottie  be something that's quite important to you that makes you glow.  Surely.    Yer wife?   I know mine indoors is a magnificent fellah.   He makes me glow just thinking about him.    Him and the big lad and lassies I have.
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Clash



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's awfy nice to see mair Burns all over the plaice. Dae you ken anything aboot ma boat wot I left in Greenock missis Burns? It wis sunk by this kunt cried Beewardrobe.
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Clash



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw fuck: why did you have to menshin Beewardrobe Auldie?

You are a complete f..... ar... and furthermore ma name isny ..... it's ..... and you're gonny regret the day that I stick my cok intae any of yer ori.....fices.....

Gie us anurrer day and ah'm gonny three dot you ya ....
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AG



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Up yours Clashy boay  Cool
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dosser



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh thankyou God!
Just when things were starting to make some sense in a dull sort o' way, Clash remembers where he left the key tae the wine cellar.
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Bern



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay.   Laughing hard at the surprise reply form clash.     Never a dull moment.  

I promise I'm not beewardrobe.   I simply use dots to pause.  
it's nae secret who I am either.  Hence the name I used.  
Also..... I only have a toatie  phone to log on with and the daft spell check slips words in that I didn't type oot.  

That and bad eyes.    I'm not the other guy that's dyslexic either.    I'm jhist as blind as a bat.    

I did meet tam wance.    I should add i had an unforgettable, memorable day oot.    Never tae be repeated.   I still cannie mind if I said a word.    I think I just listened.    I'm sure I listened a lot that day.  

Anyways, a wee hello to you all.
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notanimby



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clash wrote:
It's awfy nice to see mair Burns all over the plaice. Dae you ken anything aboot ma boat wot I left in Greenock missis Burns? It wis sunk by this kunt cried Beewardrobe.


Why did ye leave yer boat in greenock, when wiz that?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

notanimby wrote:


Why did ye leave yer boat in greenockt?


Why did ye even go tae Greenock? Surely them Somali pirates cannae hae extended ther range that far............. But unless ye were pished or , in the middle o' a serious mental brekdoon, Ah cannae think o' any ither rational reason why anybody wuild go tae Greenock.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Akshly, Ah've jist remembered that mah faither spent a wee while in Greenock when the first invasion o' Norway went tits-up and they a' hud tae scarper hame.
Maybes that's anither reason for visitin' Greenock - if yer kicked oot o' Norway an' hae tae run aboot a' ower the Atlantic tae dodge U-boats.

So ther ye have it. The only three guid reasons fer visitin' Greenock.

1) So pished ye dinnae ken whit yer da'en.
2) Mental health problems.
3) Nazis wantin' tae kill ye.
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Bern



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah still cannie come up with a good retort tae you dosser, yer kerd is marked, ah may add, wae a great big marker.  
If ah could stop guffawing an might manage a word or two but after another read this morning ahm debating calling in reinforcements.   Ah hope you can make a good forte tae bunker doon in.
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notanimby



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being a Port Glasgow boy maself, I can readily concur that Greenock is indeed a shithole

They have been knocking sizeable chunks doon and building new "coonsil" hooses but alas they jist keep putting teh same scumbags in as ruined the last lot - typical greenockians
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pipedoon wrote:
They yoosed tae hiv guid friendly rammies on FF.


Yoosed tae being the operative wurds. It a' got a bit heavy towards the end, sadly.

And this place........ Weel, ye'll hae guessed fae the non-deluge o' replies whit the score is here.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pipedoon wrote:

Wha's the big wig in here, dis he no pit his big heid in noo and then?  
The modyratur that is.


Here Ah'm ur, but there's usually fuck-a' tae moderate so Ah dinnae come by that much.

Here's sum'hin Ah rote sum time ago oan a bit o' the forum yooze mortals cannae see cause it's jist fer important fowlk like me.



Maybe the best way to introduce you to The Bothy is to explain how it was born.

Until about three years ago, there was a trully brilliant (and by no means entirely Scottish) forum called Firstfoot. It was run by the much loved Fittie - a one-legged, Lebanese squillionairess who said that taking ourselves seriously isn't what Scots do best. The forum attracted hundreds of members from around the globe - and some glorious nutters, they were!

Thousands of wonderfully funny, mad, manic  posts - sadly, now lost forever.

Tragically, a few members began to take themselves seriously after all. Personal squabbles broke out.......... And the best thing I ever found on the internet just fell apart.

So, to try to recapture the mood and general looniness of Firstfoot, a few of us set up The Bothy.

We've been going for three years now, but it's only within the past few months that it seems to have livened up properly.

We're still nowhere as big and brilliant as Firstfoot, but if anything I've written above makes you think we might appeal to you, you'll find us here.

http://thebothy.myfreeforum.org/index.php
A' a bit sad really......
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah cum in heir fer munths an yir nae heir turn mah back & yea awl start a rammie we oot me. Bastits!


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