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DAE WE THEN?.
Aye, okay....
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Then, wance he's in, sell him oan ebay
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:26 am    Post subject:  Reply with quote

Issis no me.....jist checkin if they huv fixed the problem wey the votin. 8-8.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is emby coontin this brw??............13-8 fur moi.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get  ra bluidy gleses fixed Alba! Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

admin wrote:
By ra powers vestit in me by virtue o' a accident whit happened when ra site wis bein' set up, and seein' as Heidy's loast a' interest in ra ootcome o' ra poll, and seein' as ALBA's silence is oabviously a indykayshin o' a mega-huff-in-progress, Ah've decidit tae let him in ferra trial period only which'll end any time Ah like.


See, issis ra trubble wi' you, Alba. Ye dinnae read ither fowlk posts; ye especially ignore mine.........

Ah tried tae be a guid kristyin an' let ye in....... And whit dae ye dae? Eh? Eh? Ye bide awa', that's whit ye dae, ye ungratefu' wee Kanuk bastirt!

Nah! Dinnae  try tae 'pollygise noo!  Ye're ower late. Mah feelin's is hurt an' Ah feel a huff cummin' oan. A bad huff. Sae bad, in fact, that Ah'm thinkin' o' gi'en a' yer moderatin' joab tae Holly.

However, bein' ra guid kristyin whit Ah am, Ah'll gie ye a "Right o' Appeal."

Ah wull pm ye wi' mah sort code, account number and full instructions as tae how tae gang aboot yer appeal.

Either that or ye cuild get aff yer frost-bitten erse an' poast sum'hin' wance in a while.

As we huv seen, ra vote cuild gang onyway, even at this late stage.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah jist came back tae add that even Clash huz postit mair than you - annat's wi'oot him ever even bein' sober enough tae jist cheat an' jist fill in a' ra UM's!. Where's yer pride? Huv ye nae sense o'shame?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dinna fash Alba, yir looved 'n wantit.

As ra Auzzi's wud sey 'Whar ra bluidy hell ar yea?'


Admin is hayin a wee off dee; nuthin a guid heid bilin wudnae fix. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah'm busy. ded busy. awe this finanshill crisis stuff is drivin me up the wa wey extra stuff ah need tae dae tae tidy up ra books annat.

Enywey.ah'll no be oan attaw furra next two weeks as ah'm travelling aboot your part ah the wurld.. an nixt Thursday ah wull be at the Fulham vs Juventus gemme......

YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heidy, hae a wurd wi' him will ye.

Efter a' ra many hours an' days we've hud o' intense discushin an' soul searchin', we agree tae let him in.

So whit diz he dae? Eh? He buggers aff tae a fitb......

Ah gie in.......
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah wiz gawnie get yie a scarf tae.

travel plans.

1. London furra fitba.........Les Blancs an Juve an Les Blancs an Man Shitty.
2. Go tae Heidies fur dinner
3. Embra.
4. Go tae Heidies fur dinner
5. Aberdeen
6. Go tae Heides fur dinner.
7. Dublin.
8. Go tae Heidies fur dinner again an hope it's no they wee fishies again.
9. Paris furra day, then Barcelona furra fitba.
10, Heidies fur fuckin (wee, minature) fish an chips again. My, that tank looks a bit empty noo eh?
11. Art galleries, Pollok, an doon tae Troon.
12. Hiedies fur dinner...escargot the night. Tank looks a bit dirty the noo.
13. San Murran vs The Berrs.
14. Back tae Heidies furra farewell dinner..........jist chips the night.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

alba wrote:
ah wiz gawnie get yie a scarf tae.

travel plans.

1. London furra fitba.........Les Blancs an Juve an Les Blancs an Man Shitty.
2. Go tae Heidies fur dinner   heidie calls polis
3. Embra.
4. Go tae Heidies fur dinner heidie sets dugs oan him
5. Aberdeen
6. Go tae Heides fur dinner. heidie shouts at him tae get tae fuck
7. Dublin.
8. Go tae Heidies fur dinner again an hope it's no they wee fishies again. heidie gets boay tae go oot an fudd Albas erse
9. Paris furra day, then Barcelona furra fitba.
10, Heidies fur fuckin (wee, minature) fish an chips again. My, that tank looks a bit empty noo eh? heidie calls back up mob tae deal wi iss pest
11. Art galleries, Pollok, an doon tae Troon.
12. Hiedies fur dinner...escargot the night. Tank looks a bit dirty the noo. heidie looks oot his gun
13. San Murran vs The Berrs.
14. Back tae Heidies furra farewell dinner..........jist chips the night. heidie takes pity oan starvin canuk an thraws him a bone...fir hoolie  


This wulny happin cos he disny ken whaur Ah live....
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea ken that time yea luiked oot yir front winda while tawkin tae me on yir fancy setoop we awl ra bells 'n whistles?

Ah soor ra Street meme an ra number.

Hoow much no tae tell Alba?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dear heidy
who is heidie? is this your evil twin that lives in the cellar?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear weejay...thon wey isny ma evil twin Ah hiv enuff evil fur the baith o us ...its jist ra wey that thon dislexik,Ah wunner whit the wurd is fur sumwan that canny read figures is? ony wey its the wey thon tit Alba spells ma nemm an sumtimes its catchin... Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least he's nae cawin ye Heidi ony mair. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it is called dyscalculia and I have it.

I can do basic maths, I know the tables because of the way we were taught at school (chanting them every morning) but anything more complicated and my mind goes blank. I also have co-ordination trouble so I can't swim or dance or follow keep fit videos properly.
My infant/junior school refused to accept that number blindness as it was called in the 60's existed and so I got slapped and thumped a lot for being lazy and stupid. ~~~ until the day my mum snapped and went to the school and did some shouting and threatening of her own. After that the teacher was always nice to me - I have a great mum.

luckily I am married to someone who is very good at maths.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

weejan wrote:
it is called dyscalculia and I have it.

I can do basic maths, I know the tables because of the way we were taught at school (chanting them every morning) but anything more complicated and my mind goes blank. ... luckily I am married to someone who is very good at maths.


Me too. I still remember the inchworm song.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dae yese baith realise whit yese hiv dun err? By admitin tae yer inumerancy ye hiv opint ra fludgates fur the arch crook an arsehole Alba tae pestuur ye furevuurmerr tae "dae yer books an fiddil yer acconts fur ye" at a nominil fee of course...doant say Ah didny warn yese...
An thon goes fur thon semi arch crook Dossuur...weel AG telt me he wis an who uma tae disagree.... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heidy wrote:

An thon goes fur thon semi arch crook Dossuur...


Thon is a outrageous calumny an' a slur oan mah proffesional reputation and Ah demand a apology!

"Semi", indeed!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ma 'coontint is trooly wunnerful..........................................
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yer ur ainlie semi cos ye canny evin spell profeshnil rite ya erse...haw haw haw!


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