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Heidy



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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 5:30 am    Post subject: Ra Scots Pirates Cove.  Reply with quote

Arhhaaarhhhhhhhh me 'earties we hus goat several lubbers tae jine oor motley crew annat,AG is Cut-throat Jake,Seaman Staines is obviouslie Clashie Boay,and Master Bates is none other than the wretch Boo!His Floozie the seadug Dee,kin be ra ships matriss,brw ra ship is ra Black Pig whit hus bin raised frae hur slumbers oan ra seabed,frae annur site in anuur time!(Ony merr fur jinin up kin sign ra ships article Alba) an wee Hoolie is ra Ships Dug,note the distinction atween the Ships Dug an the urr dug whit is reallie a hound!An a flea riddin matriss annaw...
Har....Ahar har de har an avast...............


Brw ships artikle#1 sais ye must poast in pirate...weel at least a wee bitty....
Ah wid suggest yese hiv an altir ego aka a sock fur yer pirit persona...gawn gie it a go........
Or Ahll greet............. Laughing
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Heidy



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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Arrrrrrr 'ere be some suggestions fur yer Pirate nemm me 'earties whit yese might oan pain o a keelhaulin, want tae perooz fur yersels............ http://www.piratenames.net/
Swab ra decks an yo ho fuggin ho......
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Neil



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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah'm probly the only een here that's actually oot on the briney the noo. Ah'm on the opposite side o the continent fae they Somalis but if ony pirates show up here they'll get a puckle rockets up their airses.


Specially leki pirates.  Cool (twa ee patches)
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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avast an belay me hearties inty ra brig wi iss sarkie git! Cool
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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anti Pirate Water Cannons
Stop pirates from gaining access to your ship or yacht or board today!
www.piratesafe.com
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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Arr, ahmur ra Dread Pirate Roberts, urr else.
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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heidy wrote:
Oh Arrrrrrr 'ere be some suggestions fur yer Pirate nemm me 'earties whit yese might oan pain o a keelhaulin, want tae perooz fur yersels............ http://www.piratenames.net/
Swab ra decks an yo ho fuggin ho......


Afore wan jines in wi' this, can ye explain sumthin?

Oan thon link tae Prirate Names, it mentions ra gender o' ra pirate, and ra gender o' sed pirate is indicatit by a colour. Sum is blue, sum is pink and sum is grey.

Noo ( tae pre-empt wur rezzydint pedant) I unnseretaun that "gender" used tae be a wurd used solely furra classification o' nouns in certain langwigis so that three genders - male, female and neuter - made sense.

Subsequently, hooever, gender hus becum reduced tae twa genders and used tae denote ra sex o' fowlk - includin' pirates.

So whit's this thurd gender pirate? We hiv a right tae ken. Ah mean, is walkin ra plank ra wurst whit's gonnae happen tae us, or are ye a bit free and careless in yer use o' ra cutlass?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely ye ken sailors are a lang time at sea... an it gets affa lonely...
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right en,eftur thon ramblin loada shyte frae Dossur he is noo kent as Rodguur ra Cabin Boay! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haw Neil ye hiv tae talk pirate,Ahm surprised at a thrawn mannie likes yersel husny grasped ra concept yit,Oh Ahhhrrrr an belay! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avast behind! Ah'm the anti-pirate.

Cool <---Blin Pew.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

marning mateys
this is Ofpen Zance the beautiful cornish pirate maiden and I have taken control of WJs log in to say Arrr to you all.


I tried to registerrrr under my own fair name, given to me by my father, Capn Blacktoe - the most feared buccanneer and rum swiggler on the 7 seas - but to no avail. Fear not though shipmates, I shall wrest control from that landlubber when the sittyashun arises.

and we'll have no more talk of socks for me, I wear the finest lace stockings - easy lads - woven by mermaids from their tresses, under my skirts.
socks are for ruffians and cabin boys.

I'm off now to sharpen me cutlass and paint me nails, a maiden has to be ready for all happenings but I'll be back - never fear
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Av switched tae auto-pirate
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whar's the rum yea scurvy lubbers ?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ofpen Zance says
too late mate
it's in me










do I need a different email addy to sign up as Ofpen?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Arr, ineed ye dae ma lass. An forty pieces o eight.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neil wrote:
Avast behind! Ah'm the anti-pirate.

Cool <---Blin Pew.


Going astern are you?
Watch your topsails don't come aback.
You could end up Kelp diving with me. ( Lear  Hic )
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How come Heidy talkin like a pirate makes him sound like a wurzel?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whisht!
We are only doing this to stop him greeting.
He can't afford the fluid loss.
The way that man gets his own way around here is little short of scandalous.
Anyone that didn't know him could be forgiven for thinking that he must be as cute as Hoolie.


The Lovely Dee does not count among the rational.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He cairtinly yaps as much as Hoolie.


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