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dosser



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:51 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

The Queen and Prince Philip are talking.

Queen: Philip, one has come to a monumental decision.

Philip: Not again Liz! Last time you did that we ended up having Edward.

Queen: No! I'm going to dissolve parliament, all these money grabbing b*stards
running the country.

Philip: What! Who is going to bloody run it then?

Queen: We are. The whole family!

Philip: What like the fe*king Mafia?

Queen: Look you can run the Foreign Office, you're good with Jonny foreigner.

Philip: True.

Queen: And we have natural leaders for every job in the cabinet - Charles can
handle the environment, Zara can do sport and of course Harry can
handle immigration policy!

Philip: Actually on reflection it's a great idea!

Queen: Too right it is............... Now, Windsor or Balmoral?

Philip: What about them?

Queen: For the second home allowance!
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Location: Sealainn Nuadh Dawn's Birth Place

PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote




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