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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:48 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ultimate phone prank

1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?'

2. Operator replies 'you're through to childline'

3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE CUNT, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD''. before hanging up the phone
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think that would W***.
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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

weejan wrote:
I don't think that would W***.


Yoo dinnae think that would whut?
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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahem, thurs cairtin wurds at ah jist willna tolerate in here. W*** is wanny thum, so ah've sortit ra swerrybot tae deal wi thum.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SengaMcp wrote:
Ahem, thurs cairtin wurds at ah jist willna tolerate in here. W*** is wanny thum, so ah've sortit ra swerrybot tae deal wi thum.


kin ye spell that funetikkuly fur me, W*** that is, jist as a wee cloo?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

W***, w**k, Emp******t... Umm, nope.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SengaMcp wrote:
W***, w**k, Emp******t... Umm, nope.



By jove ah think av got it, izzit sumthin tae dae wae masturbashun Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Umm, nope. At wid be Boo's department.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm..... Ah suppose maybes it cuild be - dependin on how difficult ye find thon partiklur activity these days.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dosser wrote:
Uhm..... Ah suppose maybes it cuild be - dependin on how difficult ye find thon partiklur activity these days.


No partikulurly diffikilt, jist hell ov a kwik
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rates available on request. Satisfaction guaranteed. References and video evidence supplied at reasonable cost. No time wasters or wankers, thank you. ( Ah'm  no cheap by ra way ).
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

notanimby wrote:
dosser wrote:
Uhm..... Ah suppose maybes it cuild be - dependin on how difficult ye find thon partiklur activity these days.


No partikulurly diffikilt, jist hell ov a kwik


It cannae mean that then.

How's yer mobility? Are ye still able tae W*** wi'oot a stick?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah huv wheels sae nae need fur sticks. But at's nae it eethur. In fact, yer gettin caulder.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right av narrowed it doon tae wan of these:

wabs
wack
wada
wadd
wade
wadi
wads
wadt
wady
waes
waff
waft
wage
wags
waid
waif
wail
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wair
wait
waka
wake
wakf
wald
wale
wali
walk
wall
waly
wame
wand
wane
wang
wank
wans
want
wany
waps
waqf
ward
ware
wark
warm
warn
warp
wars
wart
wary
wase
wash
wasm
wasp
wast
wate
wats
watt
wauk
waul
waur
wave
wavy
wawa
wawe
wawl
waws
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ways
weak
weal
wean
wear
webs
weck
weds
weed
week
weel
weem
ween
weep
weer
wees
weet
weft
weid
weil
weir
weka
weld
welk
well
wels
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wemb
wems
wend
wens
went
wept
were
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west
weta
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wexe
weys
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what
whee
when
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whew
whey
whid
whig
whim
whin
whip
whir
whit
whiz
whoa
whom
whop
whot
whow
whup
whys
wice
wich
wick
wide
wiel
wife
wigs
wild
wile
wili
will
wilt
wily
wimp
wind
wine
wing
wink
winn
wino
wins
winy
wipe
wire
wiry
wise
wish
wisp
wiss
wist
wite
with
wits
wive
woad
wock
woes
wogs
woke
woks
wold
wolf
womb
wonk
wons
wont
wood
woof
wool
woon
woos
woot
wops
word
wore
W***
worm
worn
wort
wost
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wove
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wows
wrap
wren
writ
wuds
wull
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wych
wyes
wyle
wynd
wynn
wyns
wyte
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wanny thum is fairly close.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

worf

worg

worl

Nah, Ah dinnae get it.

Boodles, you ken a' aboot perversity, naughtiness an' filth. Shuild Ah be apolygisin' tae wur membership fur yasin' any o' the above three wurds?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Time: A finite extent of continued existence; e.g. the interval between two events, or the period during which an action or state continues; a period referred to in some way.

Nae names nae pack drill, but wan poast oan iss page wis a right waste uv it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wizzit ra wan jist afore this wan?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Warm but no quite

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