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AG

Why doesn't...

Why doesn't fly spray seem to W*** on the common housefly these days but it sorts oot bluebottles nae bothur attaw?

How comes ah kin gie a bluebottle wan skoosh fae the tin and it drapps oot the air in a minute or twa, but yer normal smaller hoosefly seems merr or less immune and jist keeps flyin aboot normally?

Diffrint nervuss system.. smallur surfiss area.. less poruss skin.. whit?
notanimby

Ah use hair lakur on any flyin beastie, it wurks everytime
Deodarant, espeshully ra wans wae ra anti-perspirunt w**k quite well tae
ayrshiretattie

Shocked

< hack hack coff >

Open a windae!
notanimby

ayrshiretattie wrote:
Shocked

< hack hack coff >

Open a windae!


Yer merr likely tae huv a cann of deodrint ur hairspray aboot than a can ov fly killer Rolling Eyes
Boudleaux C Merkin

Be a man fur fuxache, use a flyswat. The thrill of the chase, the screams of encouragement from the over-excited ladies ( possible fanny action if ye impress thum wi' yer huntin' skills ), the final fight tae the death behind the curtains and the picking up of the wee fly body by its wings and chucking it oot the windae. Life in the raw, pal. Life in the raw. Cool
AG

Ah wid Boodles, but the wee fukirs ur fastur than me nooadays.  Sad
Heidy

Everthin is fastuur than you nooadays.....  Very Happy
Chookie

'Ceptin furr Lekis
weejan

Boudleaux C Merkin wrote:
Be a man fur fuxache, use a flyswat. The thrill of the chase, the screams of encouragement from the over-excited ladies ( possible fanny action if ye impress thum wi' yer huntin' skills ), the final fight tae the death behind the curtains and the picking up of the wee fly body by its wings and chucking it oot the windae. Life in the raw, pal. Life in the raw. Cool



the cat can do all of that except for dealing with the fanny action (no pussy jokes please) and he will eat the dead fly body afterwards

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