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The Plan.....

The Plan is:~
To put all the pensioners in jail and all the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would all have access to showers, hobbies, daily exercise and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc., and they'd receive money, instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they were taken ill, fell or needed assistance of any kind. Bedding would be washed and changed, twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them daily.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their room. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, gym, spiritual counselling, swimming pool and continued education, all for free.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an outdoor exercise area and maintained gardens.
Each senior citizen could have a free PC, a colour TV, a radio, and free daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear their complaints and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals however, who are now in the nursing home, would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised, woken at 6am, lights off at 8 pm, showers once a week. They would live in a tiny room, have to pay 1500 per month, be abused or ignored by staff, have to pay for phone calls, share a TV in a communal lounge and watch what ever channel everyone else was watching, rarely see visitors and have little hope of ever getting out.
Justice for all.
Fey Hag

Ah'm awa ta bash a polismon.

Sounds like a way better form uv retirement.

Awl ah hae ra noo is same auld, done at at  a pace whit nere gits finished.

Heidie fir PM Very Happy

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