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dosser

The clocks went back at ra weekend

Ah didnae realise they went back a' ra way tae 1st. April.........

But it's ra only explanation Ah can think o'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15521777
notanimby

Re: The clocks went back at ra weekend

dosser wrote:
Ah didnae realise they went back a' ra way tae 1st. April.........

But it's ra only explanation Ah can think o'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15521777


the only consideration that motley crew requires is being tellt - wurr daein this - yooz kin like it or lump it
Clash

Phucking Kunting Bastirds.

We've no got daylight saving in phuking queensland so at 4.00am (that's 4 o fucking clok in the morning fur dosser an cathy an other northern hemisphere shytes who get up at normal hours).

Shyte: forgot whit I wis talking about.

Who cares!

Kunts
Celyn

Shame, really, 'cos it might have been quite interesting.   I mean, who is  Cathy and what did you want to do with her at 4.00m a.m.?   Question  

I  absolutely don't see why we can't just leave the time as it is.   The spring forward bit is pointless as it's just as much happiness to know that the days are getting longer anyway, and the bloody autumn fall-back is just horrible.    Evil or Very Mad

I also have a wee sulk about time in general because my watch strap broke.  Yeah, I could see that it would break sometime soon. I just think it might have been better if it chose a moment to break that didn't involve the watch falling intae the lavvy .   Oh well, it claimed to be water-resistant.  Didn't claim to be resistant to any OTHER stuff I had just put down there.    Shocked
itsjistme

Clash wrote:
Phucking Kunting Bastirds.

We've no got daylight saving in phuking queensland so at 4.00am (that's 4 o fucking clok in the morning fur dosser an cathy an other northern hemisphere shytes who get up at normal hours).

Shyte: forgot whit I wis talking about.

Who cares!

Kunts


Laughing
ozneil

Clash wrote:
Phucking Kunting Bastirds.

We've no got daylight saving in phuking queensland so at 4.00am (that's 4 o fucking clok in the morning fur dosser an cathy an other northern hemisphere shytes who get up at normal hours).

Shyte: forgot whit I wis talking about.

Who cares!

Kunts


Now Queensland is 25 years and one hour behind New South  Laughing
Clash

Stoap yer fucking sneering.

It's about time yous bastards caught up wi Penny Dainty's.... and.....

haud oan: chust remembered something.

When I wis at my primary schule in Embra we went tae a swimming baths once a fortnight. I wis a dainty (penny dainty?) wee manny but I aywis mind that once upon a time I wis staunding ootside the baths waitin fur ma faither to pick me up in his rolls royce.... naw I tell I lie.... .it wis the Bentley that day.....

We wur in a sweetie shop and the lassie says to me "dae you fancy a shivery bite"?

Today's question is:

Who kens whit a shivery bite is?
notanimby

Clash wrote:
Stoap yer fucking sneering.

It's about time yous bastards caught up wi Penny Dainty's.... and.....

haud oan: chust remembered something.

When I wis at my primary schule in Embra we went tae a swimming baths once a fortnight. I wis a dainty (penny dainty?) wee manny but I aywis mind that once upon a time I wis staunding ootside the baths waitin fur ma faither to pick me up in his rolls royce.... naw I tell I lie.... .it wis the Bentley that day.....

We wur in a sweetie shop and the lassie says to me "dae you fancy a shivery bite"?

Today's question is:

Who kens whit a shivery bite is?



you would get arrestit fur bein a paedo if you asked a wean that today
ozneil

Clash wrote:
Stoap yer fucking sneering.


We wur in a sweetie shop and the lassie says to me "dae you fancy a shivery bite"?

Today's question is:

Who kens whit a shivery bite is?


I do!!!! I remember my Mother-in-law asking my daughter that after she had been in for a bathe at Girvan beach in July........ 9 months later she was bathing at Manly Beach (The real one no the wan on Moreton bay which has more mud than sand )
alba

Quote:
Who kens whit a shivery bite is?


Huv yie been kissin yon pinnoccio doll again mate?? Telt yie no tae stick yer tongue doon that fawr.
aNonnyMoose

Clash wrote:
Who kens whit a shivery bite is?


Eh dae, huvin bin brocht up in a pliss wi an ootdoor pool filt wi seawattir...

Eh also note thit yir still an affy angry bastirt - is bein upside doon a' the time makkin the bluid rin tae yir heed, Clashie boy?
notanimby

aNonnyMoose wrote:
Clash wrote:
Who kens whit a shivery bite is?


Eh dae, huvin bin brocht up in a pliss wi an ootdoor pool filt wi seawattir...
Eh also note thit yir still an affy angry bastirt - is bein upside doon a' the time makkin the bluid rin tae yir heed, Clashie boy?


ah didnae realikse yoo wurr frae gourock
aNonnyMoose

Fortunately, eh'm nae - bit eh cid name a cuplae dizzen plisses oan the East Coast (the civilehsed side ae Scotland) whaur 40 year back yir choice ae sweemin pool wis doon tae a) cauld ootdoor seawater-filled or b) dinna bothir...   Eh grew up in wan whaur seawattir wis the fillin ae choice, an cid write chaptur an verse oan shivery bites...
alba

Troon hud wan...it wis a cracker.......steamin hoat watirr.....well almost.....I wiz oanly in it the wance. Well twice cos a fell back in oan the wey oot. Salt water pools............actually that wis why ah left Scotland...that and bagpipes...and folk music.....gee me igloos an seal bashin anytime.

Must be time tae go back hame when I'm reminisin aboot this shyte. Smile
Celyn

Nah, I don't believe there is anything hot in Troon.   Went there sometimes when I was a wee young Celyn and it was always "BRACING". Sad

"Mammy, Daddy, it's cold!"

"No it's not.  It is BRACING".

Huh.     Laughing

When the moon is big and roon
the fishes swim from Ayr tae Troon
when the moon is big and square
the fishes swim from Troon tae Ayr.
aNonnyMoose

Eh mind whin they heatit the wan eh yaised tae sweem in - a' o' a suddin thir wis hunnerts ae fowk - nane ae which hud ivver come near the pliss whin it wisnae heatit.  Ruint it - yi cudnae git movin fir fowk plesterin aboot...
Fey Hag

Oh mah giddy aunt, ah'm no oop tae big doses uv yiz.
Yir dooin mah heid in 'n mah ean ur hangin oot

Ih'll have tae slide in gentle like ta re acclimatize.

A big dose uv Clash is lyke trippin ower a squashed possum & stickin yir gob in somthin yea wudnae mention.

Shocked  Shocked
Celyn

alba wrote:
....gee me igloos an seal bashin anytime...


AND hassling the poor cute wee raccoons, ye swine.

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