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Fey Hag

Test yir Screivin here

http://iwl.me/    Shocked Ah'm no seyin a wurd
dosser

Apparently, I write like Robert Louis Stevenson............

This is extremely odd because I don't recall any RLS story which involves Jean Paul Gautier swearing lots and threating to malky anyone with a Buckie bottle after finding another man teaching a young lady how to juggle with dead kittens while naked in a teacup.
Fey Hag

Yiv no read a loat uv R.L.S Dosser; oar yea wud ken he had plenty uv weird folk gangin aboot, doin 'n seyin weird stuff;  just lyke yoo ken.

Ah'm impressed we ra accuracy of yon gadget.  Shocked
Chookie

Ah tried it twice times. Apparently myself is writing like either Kurt Vonneguit or Robert Louis Stevenson.

Colour me impressed -nae bloody chance...
dosser

Tee-hee!

I just copied in a bit fae Tess of the D'Urbervilles.

Thomas Hardy writes like Charles Dickens, it seems.

I also wrote a bit o' mah ane in very bad French (bad, but the best I can manage.) Ah wiz telt I write like Dan Brown.
SengaMcp

Ah got effin Dan Broon annol, ahmur ferr scunnered. Then ah quoted Rabbie an got telt it wis like Margaret Mitchell. Sheesh.
dosser

And this


Brewed in our Victorian Brewhouse with a blend of finest Golden Promise and Optic malts, which deliver Caledonian's traditional soft, full-bodied maltiness


is pure Vladimir Nabakov, it seems.
dosser

Whereas this

Brewed in our 21st Century  Brewhouse with a blend of finest Golden Delicious and Granny Smiths, which deliver Bulmar's traditional soft, full-bodied pishiness.

is pure H P Lovecraft.
dosser

And this, Senga

Ah got effin Dan Broon annol, ahmur ferr scunnered. Then ah quoted Rabbie an got telt it wis like Margaret Mitchell. Sheesh.


is Stephen King

Nice tae see ye back a' ra same.

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