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Sgriob

Survival o the Pfft-est?

Forums come, forums go, forums dae the ameeba thing an split, affen in a self-generated broth ay rancour.

Ah mind when there wiz only the Gwendyhoose an FirstFoot whit catered mainly tae Real Scots. We aw ken aboot FF, and noo it's the Gwendies' turn tae split.

Whit advice wad ye give the Gwendy secessionists if they want thir new site tae survive?
Heidy

Whit hapint? Did Ah miss sumthin?
ozneil

Heidy wrote:
Whit hapint? Did Ah miss sumthin?


http://glasgowwestend.proboards.com/index.cgi

This happened
ayrshiretattie

Re: Survival o the Pfft-est?

Sgriob wrote:
Whit advice wad ye give the Gwendy secessionists if they want thir new site tae survive?


Freedom of speech, unhindered by unthinking political correctness and spiral-eyed paranoia, should make a fair enough start.

& It's not a website. There's no thrilling adventures of the west end's very own selfstyled Carrie Bradshaw  Shocked , or anything else to be found.

It's just a discussion forum; and it's called a discussion forum for a good reason.
ayrshiretattie

Pee ess. Since when did one who was ejected by a clueless paranoiac who will brook no questioning, become a 'secessionist'?
Sgriob

Heidy wrote:
Whit hapint? Did Ah miss sumthin?


Ye mean ye didnae get invitet?
Sgriob

ayrshiretattie wrote:
Pee ess. Since when did one who was ejected by a clueless paranoiac who will brook no questioning, become a 'secessionist'?


Affy sensitive ur ye no?
ayrshiretattie

Sgriob wrote:
Heidy wrote:
Whit hapint? Did Ah miss sumthin?


Ye mean ye didnae get invitet?


Any and all may join. It's not a question of invite.

Since, however, being excluded entirely from the one line of communication to a lot of west end discussers, it's been kinda hard to easily contact folk who may be interested.
Sgriob

ayrshiretattie wrote:
Sgriob wrote:
Heidy wrote:
Whit hapint? Did Ah miss sumthin?


Ye mean ye didnae get invitet?


Any and all may join. It's not a question of invite.

Since, however, being excluded entirely from the one line of communication to a lot of west end discussers, it's been kinda hard to easily contact folk who may be interested.


Sorry about that. I'm glad contacting Squirrelland has been easy enough.
Sgriob

It has been pointed out to me that this is an inappropriate subject for a Bothy thread. I understand that point of view, although I do not entirely agree with it.  I do concede that a discussion of what makes a good forum could have been framed more artfully.

I would prefer this thread to be terminated. I will not contribute anything more to it.

Your pal, Sgriob
dosser

Sgriob wrote:
It has been pointed out to me that this is an inappropriate subject for a Bothy thread. I understand that point of view, although I do not entirely agree with it.  I do concede that a discussion of what makes a good forum could have been framed more artfully.

I would prefer this thread to be terminated. I will not contribute anything more to it.

Your pal, Sgriob


Ach, Ah dinnae ken........

By oor standards, a thried whit generates 10 posts isnae tae be sniffed at.

even if naebdie's ken's whit ra fuck it wiz a' aboot.
Fey Hag

Aye yir richt thir Dosser.
Who wus ra daftie whit said it wus no a propper subject fer ra Bothy.

Anything is a guid subject fer ra Bothy.

GIT TORE IN!!!
jawbox

hingins too good fur these peepul - itsa good kick in the erse they need!
Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
ayrshiretattie

Fey Hag wrote:
Aye yir richt thir Dosser.
Who wus ra daftie whit said it wus no a propper subject fer ra Bothy.

Anything is a guid subject fer ra Bothy.

GIT TORE IN!!!

Very Happy

OK Fey; I had suspected mischief making, himself insists no. So, if this topic is fine with folks here, well it's a subject I've often pondered myself.

I've now witnessed 2 forums specific to aspects of Scottishness and Scots, implode in rancour, factions and fishwife-style gossip behind hands. Everybody here I suspect has seen same. I have my own theories as to what happened and why it happens.

Sgriob, you started this. C'mon back and gie's your opinion. Here boy!

Sgriob

(edited for language)
Sgriob

ayrshiretattie wrote:

Sgriob, you started this. C'mon back and gie's your opinion. Here boy!



Efter the shite Ah've been getting?  No thanks. You discuss it among yersels. Ah prefer tae chase ma own baws.
ozneil

Sgriob wrote:
(edited for language)


Bewdy mite!!! Laughing
ayrshiretattie

Sgriob wrote:
Efter the shite Ah've been getting?  No thanks. You discuss it among yersels. Ah prefer tae chase ma own baws.


What shite have you been getting from the folks here? Nane. Indeed, you've had encouragement. C'mon, don't be shy. Benefit of the doubt has been given.

...Why did you choose to ask here in the first place, if now all you're doin is taking your ball back in an unwarranted huff?

You enquiry is legitimate.
ayrshiretattie

ozneil wrote:
Sgriob wrote:
(edited for language)


Bewdy mite!!! Laughing


Acht, missed it. Was he in a helluva huff?  Very Happy
Sgriob

ayrshiretattie wrote:


What shite have you been getting from the folks here?


Don't go all innocent on us. It hardly becomes you.

Quote:
...Why did you choose to ask here in the first place, if now all you're doin is taking your ball back in an unwarranted huff?


Your understanding of human nature deserves an F minus.
Fey Hag

Yir makin mah dee.
Ah thort yea had awl lost yir esenshul Skoatishness.
Noo yir kontributun yea bunch oh feir wethur freins Very Happy  Very Happy

Noo dinna fash; yir luved an honoured heir; ean when yir yoosless.
Heidy

Sgriob wrote:
(edited for language)

Naw naw this wilny dae attaw.. ..look at ra 4um rules annat  Cool   if yer goannie swerr then fire away first thots ur impoartint jist battir it doon an poast and be dammed eftuur aw we is adults oan here ,Ah think,weel mibbes dossuur is a loabstuur obsesive but ye ur bein warned ,,nae poosyfootin arroon say whit ye mean an mean whit ye say...or sumhin like thon.......
ayrshiretattie

Sgriob wrote:
Your understanding of human nature deserves an F minus.

Laughing  Laughing  Fraid not.

C'mon, why are you crapping out now?
Sgriob

ayrshiretattie wrote:


C'mon, why are you crapping out now?


In words of one syllable. Under the heading "Inappropriate" you sent me a string of shrewish PMs lambasting me for having the temerity to even open this subject. You sneered and insulted, practically called me a liar and even demeaned my talent (now that one REALLY broke the squirrel's back!)

Now you want to play nice. Sorry missus, I'd rather spend my time with people of good will. I'm sure you understand that.
ayrshiretattie

OK, if you insist on making pms public and boring the tits off everyone...

Sgriob wrote:
ayrshiretattie wrote:


C'mon, why are you crapping out now?


In words of one syllable. Under the heading "Inappropriate" you sent me a string of shrewish PMs lambasting me for having the temerity to even open this subject.

You forget the most important syllable: ..."Here". To open the subject here, is what I said. That's the sole point I wanted to make to you.

(I would remind you that you were happy to respond in detail to those pms, so don't try to make out that it was all one way.)

I said post your "innocent enquiry" (as you sought to call it) anywhere you like, but not here because it is IMO inappropriate - and shitstirring - to start a thread discussing fallouts and factions in a place that came about specifically because of disgust at having experienced those very things, out of all control, elsewhere.

I suspected your motives, (and I wasn't alone).
I gave you legitimate reasons why I suspected your motives.
I said you can hardly be taken seriously as suddenly valuing the thoughts and opinions of the folk here, because it's clear you've hardly ever even been here.

Quote:
You sneered and insulted, practically called me a liar

I did not call you a liar. I told you of the legitimate reasons for my suspicions.
I don't believe I sneered and I don't believe I insulted you as much as you insulted me. I contacted you simply to make it plain to you - since you were obviously using me as the bait! - that IMO the topic was inappropriate for here and that I suspected your motives.

Quote:
and even demeaned my talent (now that one REALLY broke the squirrel's back!)

What - you mean as you did mine?

Quote:
Now you want to play nice. Sorry missus, I'd rather spend my time with people of good will. I'm sure you understand that.

I'm of perfectly good will, as you know fine well: but I did have good reason to be suspicious (and so did others) and I don't want to see the people here used as unwitting pawns in some strange mindgame of yours, which is what I suspected was happening.

I have since granted you the benefit of the doubt, both privately and publicly, and the folk here appear to have no problem with your topic. So fine - fire away.

But no; apparently once the ball's batted back at you, you're picking it up and going home. Bizarre behaviour. Your response here - that now you don't want to talk about it - in view of that correspondence, is bizarre, disingenuous and hypocritical.

BTW - you indulged in the long and protracted pms as well, and you are aware of the things we acknowledged and agree on. You were given the benefit of the doubt, and we both know it. But never mind; I'm sure you can find somewhere full of the ilk of yourself where they don't do such a concept and they'll just love said discussion.

I'm not going to say any more to you on this subject, ya quite mad mad twofaced psycho. You don't play fair.
Sgriob

ayrshiretattie wrote:
OK, if you insist on making pms public and boring the tits off everyone....


I've done no such thing. I will if you like, however, and we can let everyone here decide who is most in the wrong.
Heidy

So wan" mad two faced syko" skwirril is aboot tae become a worild class boring twat oan request frae  a handbaggin spud! This shuild be guid roll oan ra contestints,,, DING DING
Seconds ur mibbes reqd here get yer hot dogs an popcorn at ra bothy booth....
Heidy

Brw we aw dinny give a flyin munkys fuck who is rite we ur innerestit in bluid guts an spitefull ire an wrath so get tore rite in.... Laughing
Heidy

Brw pee ess constructive and well constructit sentissies in ingerlish or scots gaylik ur allowed and mite be givin extra points fur subtil pit doon an irony!  Very Happy
Pee pee ess gaylik wans MUST hiv a translation ..if no the jury wull gie penaltie points fur bein a smart arse an tryin tae act soopeeriur! Cool
Sgriob

Heidy wrote:
So wan" mad two faced syko" skwirril is aboot tae become a worild class boring twat oan request frae  a handbaggin spud! T.


Oi, bit mair respect frae you, ye raddelt auld Welder.

Ah huv been a worild class boring twat for years wi no help fae yer resident nut case.

As fer being a 'mad two faced syko'  Ah'd say that's nuthin compared wi the nummer o faces said nutcase goes by, as well you ken.
Fey Hag

Och thes is stoatin.
It soonds loch we hae aw th' ingredients fur a Scottish weddin' afair lang.

Ken it all starts we a Glasgee kiss.
alba

Heidie is ah welder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hmmmmmmm.......excellenty. Noo it all makes sense. Wires awe burnt......needs tae make thum back thigither again....an nae black tape left.....
Heidy

Lissin ya perr o slandirin bastirts...AHM NO A FUGGIN WELDUUR..... Evil or Very Mad
But thon reminds me o a joke....
A wee boy,(coulda bin Alba or Skrib as a wean wno noze)is goin by a skip when he keeks in an sees a welduurs helmit,he grabs it an is goin doon the road makin darth vaduur noises..
A lorry pulls up an ra drivuur asks the boay if he wants a lift,the boay sais aye an hops in...as ther goin along ra road the drivuur sais tae ra weeboy,"dae ye know whit fellatio is son"?
The wee boay looks roon at him an sais "Ahm no a real welduur Mr"
Very Happy
Sgriob

Heidy wrote:
Lissin ya perr o slandirin bastirts...AHM NO A FUGGIN WELDUUR..... Evil or Very Mad
But thon reminds me o a joke....
A wee boy,(coulda bin Alba or Skrib as a wean wno noze)is goin by a skip when he keeks in an sees a welduurs helmit,he grabs it an is goin doon the road makin darth vaduur noises..
A lorry pulls up an ra drivuur asks the boay if he wants a lift,the boay sais aye an hops in...as ther goin along ra road the drivuur sais tae ra weeboy,"dae ye know whit fellatio is son"?
The wee boay looks roon at him an sais "Ahm no a real welduur Mr"
Very Happy


Me hinks the auld lad doth protetht too much.
jawbox

Fey Hag wrote:
Och thes is stoatin.
It soonds loch we hae aw th' ingredients fur a Scottish weddin' afair lang.

Ken it all starts we a Glasgee kiss.


jist tae liten up this threed a wee bit, ah goat this aff anutha board :

This is a poem I found by Frank McNie a scottish guy now living in Canada.

A Glasgow Kiss

He's descended from the great warriors of Gorbals fame,
A master in the art of the street fighting game.
The perfect example of a fighting machine,
Hard as nails and twice as mean.

He was born of tradition, bred to fight,
The "Great Glasgow Gladiator" of Saturday night.
He meet's his fans at the designated place,
Where custom dictates a fast drinking pace.

Soon his week's wages are but a memory,
It's time to go forth to victory.
His battle cry,. short pungent words designed to scare,
To drive his enemy from his cowardly lair.

With luck he'll find a "Dancing Nancy"
All dressed up and looking fancy
Guilty of that great Glasgow sin
Of standing there when he walks in.

In an instant,. the deed is done,
Battles over the day is won.
Just one blow with no reply,
More pungent chords of the battle cry.

The sound of bygone battles was steel on steel,
Even cannon's roar had some appeal.
There is one thing I'll never miss,
The sickening sound of a "Glasgow Kiss."

Frank has his own site with lot's more great poetry.
ayrshiretattie

Heidy wrote:
Lissin ya perr o slandirin bastirts...AHM NO A FUGGIN WELDUUR..... Evil or Very Mad
But thon reminds me o a joke....
A wee boy,(coulda bin Alba or Skrib as a wean wno noze)is goin by a skip when he keeks in an sees a welduurs helmit,he grabs it an is goin doon the road makin darth vaduur noises..
A lorry pulls up an ra drivuur asks the boay if he wants a lift,the boay sais aye an hops in...as ther goin along ra road the drivuur sais tae ra weeboy,"dae ye know whit fellatio is son"?
The wee boay looks roon at him an sais "Ahm no a real welduur Mr"
Very Happy


Question

I don't get this.
jawbox

ayrshiretattie wrote:
Heidy wrote:
Lissin ya perr o slandirin bastirts...AHM NO A FUGGIN WELDUUR..... Evil or Very Mad
But thon reminds me o a joke....
A wee boy,(coulda bin Alba or Skrib as a wean wno noze)is goin by a skip when he keeks in an sees a welduurs helmit,he grabs it an is goin doon the road makin darth vaduur noises..
A lorry pulls up an ra drivuur asks the boay if he wants a lift,the boay sais aye an hops in...as ther goin along ra road the drivuur sais tae ra weeboy,"dae ye know whit fellatio is son"?
The wee boay looks roon at him an sais "Ahm no a real welduur Mr"
Very Happy


Question

I don't get this.


you stick tae peever then hen  Very Happy
Celyn

Heidy wrote:
Lissin ya perr o slandirin bastirts...AHM NO A FUGGIN WELDUUR..... Evil or Very Mad
But thon reminds me o a joke....
A wee boy,(coulda bin Alba or Skrib as a wean wno noze)is goin by a skip when he keeks in an sees a welduurs helmit,he grabs it an is goin doon the road makin darth vaduur noises..
A lorry pulls up an ra drivuur asks the boay if he wants a lift,the boay sais aye an hops in...as ther goin along ra road the drivuur sais tae ra weeboy,"dae ye know whit fellatio is son"?
The wee boay looks roon at him an sais "Ahm no a real welduur Mr"
Very Happy


Meh, we all know fellatio  is a character in Hamlet.    Laughing
Sgriob

Celyn wrote:


Meh, we all know fellatio  is a character in Hamlet.    Laughing



Like Getrude an Ah'llfeelya, like?
Celyn

Laughing   Iain Banks might be bashing himself on the head for not thinking of those two.
Fey Hag

It's no Spring in yor parts.
How cum yir awl as frisky as lambs?
Braw repartee!
ozneil

Its spring here
Birdies are building nests
Flowers are budding
and Parking Inspectors are back on the streets
Sgriob

Autumn here
Grey day,  barely 65F out there.
Brrrr.
Neil

Sgriob wrote:
Grey day

Dae ye decide fae ae day tae the next fit kind o a squirrel ye're gaen tae be?
dosser

Ach, this isnae fair!

I go awa' furra a few days. A confusin' thried turns intae a confusin' rammy. But, by the time I gets hame, they're a' jist talkin' aboot the weather. Ah missed it a'.

'sno' fair.
Sgriob

Neil wrote:
Sgriob wrote:
Grey day

Dae ye decide fae ae day tae the next fit kind o a squirrel ye're gaen tae be?


Smile Like Ah sed before, Ah'm bi-scurious. But naebdy yet huz laffed. Ah'm over yer heids, most uv ye.
notanimby

Sgriob wrote:
Neil wrote:
Sgriob wrote:
Grey day

Dae ye decide fae ae day tae the next fit kind o a squirrel ye're gaen tae be?


Smile Like Ah sed before, Ah'm bi-scurious. But naebdy yet huz laffed. Ah'm over yer heids, most uv ye.



Ur yoo some kinda flyin' skwirrel then tae?
Sgriob

notanimby wrote:
Sgriob wrote:
Neil wrote:
Sgriob wrote:
Grey day

Dae ye decide fae ae day tae the next fit kind o a squirrel ye're gaen tae be?


Smile Like Ah sed before, Ah'm bi-scurious. But naebdy yet huz laffed. Ah'm over yer heids, most uv ye.



Ur yoo some kinda flyin' skwirrel then tae?


Aye, kwite affen. Boot assisted, yooshooly.
itsjistme

I look in most days hoping to see a post from Senga.
dosser

Senga's been affie no' weel lately. She's on the mend, we hear, but still no' weel enough fur forumin' annat.

Nice tae see you back, but.

Gonnae hing aroon' an' tell us how ye've been an' such?
dosser

notanimby wrote:
Sgriob wrote:
Neil wrote:
Sgriob wrote:
Grey day

Dae ye decide fae ae day tae the next fit kind o a squirrel ye're gaen tae be?


Smile Like Ah sed before, Ah'm bi-scurious. But naebdy yet huz laffed. Ah'm over yer heids, most uv ye.



Ur yoo some kinda flyin' skwirrel then tae?


Maybes he jist means he's wan o' they 10ft green squurruls like whit Clash yased tae see.
Neil

He jist needs tae be a normal squirrel up a tree tae be abeen ma heid.
Sgriob

Neil wrote:
He jist needs tae be a normal squirrel up a tree tae be abeen ma heid.


Div ye huv trees up in Aiberdeen nooadaze, Neil? Ma auld pal Johnson -- he micht be deid banoo -- eesed tae tell me:

"A tree might be a show in Scotland as a horse in Venice.... Mr. Boswell found only one, and recommended it to my notice."

This wiz a wee whilie back, tho.
dosser

Sgriob wrote:
It has been pointed out to me that this is an inappropriate subject for a Bothy thread. I understand that point of view, although I do not entirely agree with it.  I do concede that a discussion of what makes a good forum could have been framed more artfully.

I would prefer this thread to be terminated. I will not contribute anything more to it.

Your pal, Sgriob


Aksly, Squirob, considerin' this wiz a thried ye felt appollyjetic aboot, it's turned oot very well and produced a very acceptable stardard o' totally mindless keech.

We've hud a wee rammy whit naebdie cuild unnerstaun nur follie; a discussion o' ra weather aroon ra globe, and noo we're intae ra lack o' trees in ra North-East.

We'll noo hae, nae doot, a discussion aboot how ra Vikings, fer reasons unknown, yased tae tae  deliberately destroy forests and woodlands when they unnerstaunably got a bit fed up wi' a' thon affie tirin' rapin' an' pilligin' annat.

Maybes sumwan will pm me when the threid turns tae veggytarianism an' ra morality o' killin' slugs an' cattypillers jist so's vegitimatarians can eat ra veggibuls instead. Ah mean, where's ra morality in thon? Eh? Vegimitarians kill ra slugs an' ra cattypillars and then they even kill ra veggybuls tae eat them. Whit fur dae they no jist eat ra slugs an' cattypillars an' leave ra poor wee harmless veggybuls tae live oot thur lives in peace?  If they jist eat ra slugs an' cattypillars but left ra akshull veggybuls alane, they'd hae fewer deaths on thur conshins, eh no!
ozneil

If Goad hud ment fur us tae be vegetariums he/she ( female Goad fir Fey) widnae hae made steak sae delishus!!!
weejan

I see you've all being playing nice whilst I've been away to that London for a few days.  It was sunny there and not too cold at night.

There was a time team special about vikings on the beeb last week but it was really boring and I didn't think I learnt anything new except for when they dug up a cess pit and there was some really huge poos in it. Vikings must have had big arseholes.
Sgriob

dosser wrote:


Aksly, Squirob, considerin' this wiz a thried ye felt appollyjetic aboot, it's turned oot very well and produced a very acceptable stardard o' totally mindless keech.

We've hud a wee rammy whit naebdie cuild unnerstaun nur follie; a discussion o' ra weather aroon ra globe, and noo we're intae ra lack o' trees in ra North-East.

We'll noo hae, nae doot, a discussion aboot how ra Vikings, fer reasons unknown, yased tae tae  deliberately destroy forests and woodlands when they unnerstaunably got a bit fed up wi' a' thon affie tirin' rapin' an' pilligin' annat.

Maybes sumwan will pm me when the threid turns tae veggytarianism an' ra morality o' killin' slugs an' cattypillers jist so's vegitimatarians can eat ra veggibuls instead. Ah mean, where's ra morality in thon? Eh? Vegimitarians kill ra slugs an' ra cattypillars and then they even kill ra veggybuls tae eat them. Whit fur dae they no jist eat ra slugs an' cattypillars an' leave ra poor wee harmless veggybuls tae live oot thur lives in peace?  If they jist eat ra slugs an' cattypillars but left ra akshull veggybuls alane, they'd hae fewer deaths on thur conshins, eh no!


Weel done, Weejan. Ye're a mindless burbler an fer this alone Ah luv ye like a brother.
dosser

Sgriob wrote:

Weel done, Weejan. Ye're a mindless burbler an fer this alone Ah luv ye like a brother.


And you've aye been a guid mither tae me, Squiriob
Sgriob

dosser wrote:
Sgriob wrote:

Weel done, Weejan. Ye're a mindless burbler an fer this alone Ah luv ye like a brother.


And you've aye been a guid mither tae me, Squiriob


Ma mistake. YOU ur the mindless burbler Ah meant, Dosser. Ah suspect you kent that.

Weejan is a mere drivelling eejit... Tho that's worthy o admirashun annaw.
Celyn

dosser wrote:
Senga's been affie no' weel lately. She's on the mend, we hear, but still no' weel enough fur forumin' annat.
...


Ah, I have been wondering how Senga is.  I  hope things improve for her soon.
jawbox

Celyn wrote:
Heidy wrote:
Lissin ya perr o slandirin bastirts...AHM NO A FUGGIN WELDUUR..... Evil or Very Mad
But thon reminds me o a joke....
A wee boy,(coulda bin Alba or Skrib as a wean wno noze)is goin by a skip when he keeks in an sees a welduurs helmit,he grabs it an is goin doon the road makin darth vaduur noises..
A lorry pulls up an ra drivuur asks the boay if he wants a lift,the boay sais aye an hops in...as ther goin along ra road the drivuur sais tae ra weeboy,"dae ye know whit fellatio is son"?
The wee boay looks roon at him an sais "Ahm no a real welduur Mr"
Very Happy


Meh, we all know fellatio  is a character in Hamlet.    Laughing


hey ferr midden ah hink ye sed that tung in cheek..... Very Happy
Fey Hag

Quote:
hey ferr midden ah hink ye sed that tung in cheek..... Very Happy


Shocked Kin yea Skoats no git inny thing richt? Rolling Eyes
ozneil

Fey Hag wrote:
Quote:
hey ferr midden ah hink ye sed that tung in cheek..... Very Happy


Shocked Kin yea Skoats no git inny thing richt? Rolling Eyes



I had better not answer that  Laughing
Clash

Sgriob wrote:
(edited for language)

Wahey.... get stuck in squiddle. Edited fur langwidge? Who in the name o the wee man wid dae that? Edited fur langwidge? An that by some kunt who canny even speak Embra?


Dear forum editor (canny be the bigboss becos she's non compos)

Squiddle's canny actually speak (squeak) so it's no possible tae edit fur langwidge and the squiddle kin say whit he likes because it has to be ephemeral .... whit?

Fuckit. Ah've got a feeling ah'm on the wrang page again.
admin

Clash wrote:
Sgriob wrote:
(edited for language)

Wahey.... get stuck in squiddle. Edited fur langwidge? Who in the name o the wee man wid dae that? Edited fur langwidge? An that by some kunt who canny even speak Embra?


Dear forum editor (canny be the bigboss becos she's non compos)



Wiznae me neither! The daft wee fucker dun it himself.

Clash, honest, Ah dinnae ken whit's gawn wrang here......................! Ah mean, whit happened tae the spirit o' irresponsible, mindless, foul-mouthed, drunken misanthropy whit inspired Senga tae create this shitehole in the first place - and, by virtue o' the fact that she wiznae sober at the time, appoint Alba and Heidi as Moderators, me as Lord God Admin and even let the likes o' you jine?  

If we cannae persuade you tae come back and upset fowlk on a mair regular basis............ wur fucked!
Fey Hag

A visit fra ra Ozyin!!
Deer goad it's ra sekond kummin Shocked
Clash

Dinny be daft ya pathetic kiwi.

It's about 14 years since ah kin even remember the first coming.
Heidy

Whit huv we descendit tae attaw...a pervo lycra werrin pedalofile (cyclist tae you clashie boy)  Cool  talkin tae ra residint auld grannie aboot his fluid emissions....disgraysful ah say! Shocked
Clash

Fluid emishins eh.... I vaguely remember them?

Aye heidi you'd be the resident expert on fluid emishins having mair than the standard allotment of lights... not wan o thum is working properly.
Fey Hag

Thon bluidy Oz air fair  buggers oop inny Skoatish reziliance soitduz.
Heidy

Haw Clashie boay you widny ken fuckaw aboot ma lites wurkin or no as ra wan ahent your een went oot years ago.... Razz

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