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Fey Hag

skilled job

Sandy and Jimmy were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.  



When asked his occupation, Sandy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.  I sew ra elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs..'

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.

Jimmy was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel Fitter.'

Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Jimmy £160 a week.

When Sandy found out he was furious.  He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.'

'What skill?' yelled Sandy. 'I sew ra elastic on ra knickers and thongs, then Jimmy puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, dese’l fit her !'
dosser

Bloody hell!

In this moadirn age o' TV, cheap travel, internet an' a' thon stuff, it still takes half a century fur a joke tae travel fae ra "Wheel-Tappers and Shunter's Social Club" a' ra way tae NZ.
Heidy

Crivvens wis thon a joke? Yer huvin a larf ehno?
Fey Hag

dosser wrote:
Bloody hell!

In this moadirn age o' TV, cheap travel, internet an' a' thon stuff, it still takes half a century fur a joke tae travel fae ra "Wheel-Tappers and Shunter's Social Club" a' ra way tae NZ.


                            Richt thats me dun tryin ta entertain ra likes uv yis
Clash

Fey Hag wrote:
dosser wrote:
Bloody hell!

In this moadirn age o' TV, cheap travel, internet an' a' thon stuff, it still takes half a century fur a joke tae travel fae ra "Wheel-Tappers and Shunter's Social Club" a' ra way tae NZ.


                            Richt thats me dun tryin ta entertain ra likes uv yis


You're gonny have a major problem trying tae stop entertainin' the likes o me an dosser Fey.

Chust wan word in Scotch frae ma favourie Kiwi Scotswumun is guaranteed to huv me in stitches.

LONG LIVE FEY.

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