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Sciency Musings.....by a weel respectit Leki

Ra ur day Ah went oot an got fur hur indoors fur hur b/day annat an new alarum clock whit pleys cd.s an hings whit she wis affy pleased wi cos it addit tae aw ra ur white goods Ah huv grayshuslie goat hur fur b/days an anniversiries an hings...onywey Ah digress as us tekkie types tend tae dae as wir heids ur burstin wi nawlidje annat..........
Onywey she unpaked iss hing an Ah notissed oan switchin it oan that it wis weel endowed wi a green readoot that wid huv dun weel as a fuggin advertisin billboord..it wis fuggin massive annat....
Then Ah thot ther is a school o thot that rekins at elektrikil radiation isny verr guid fur ye an that aw lekii things radiate emissions that burn oot yer brain cells....Folk like Alba an Dossur an Clash spring tae mind here as bein partiklirie vulneribil as ther no weel up in the brain cell coont tae stert wi....
Onywey Ahm no in toatil agreemint wi thon theeries as ra range isny aw that faur an onywey Ah kip oan ra faur side o ra bed so it wulny reach me....
But here Ah thot thon sicklie vomit indoosin shade o green might weel huv tae dae wi sumhin else cos thon culuurs wisny available when graham bell inventit ra batterie an tv annat so it must be sumhin else..
Ah racked ma massive brain an memory banks fur ages annat an them yoo-reeka (shyte) Ah hud it....
Ther must be Kryptonite inside ese hings as thon shade o hughie is bang oan thon stuff whit does him in...soopirman Ahm talkin aboot here....fuxake keep up eh?
Ah hiv noo shiftit ma doovay tae ra back room Ah mean ye nevuur know annat.
Onywey here in ra back room ther is annuur wan o thon wee radio alarum hingies an its got RID lettuurs in its readoot....fuxake Ah thot checkin ma nuclear leki regulation moleculir tables thon shade o rid is JIST  same as whit ye see in ra atomic piles whit is in ra jimmy bond filums (roomuur hus it Clash's piles ur ra selfsame shade annaw) too much info here Ah rekin............
Onywey Ah um noo kippin unner ra sterr cupboord ann as faur as Ah ken its safe annat.............

Its affy dark in here an....haudoan how kin Ah see hings...thers a wee glow comin frae an auld alarum clock whit is oan ra shelf but its awrite,its no lektrik its a windy up wan...........................
Neil

A windy up een? So it's proper raydeeayshun aff the loominous haunds then.

Faa's this "weel respectit Leki" faas musins ye're passin on tae's? Kin he nae write his ain musins wi'oot gaun through you?
Heidy

Now now thers nae need fur ra sarkie remarks it is ra seesin o guidwill annat..................
notanimby

When ah attendit ra Dalziel Steel wurks in Mudderweel fur a period of time, ra heid plant electrical engineer(fekkin jumped up sperk callin himself an engineer fur feks sake) wiz an old boy who wiz tae b ekind mildly eccentrik, anyways he used tae go tae bed at night wae a pot over his heid tae stop the radio waves frae gettin tae his teeth an dh ewould here the signals in his heid.
He sumtimes hudate sleep in ra cupboard unner ra stairs wae ra pot on his heid if it wiza bad night
SengaMcp

Thon Lucille Ball usedtae swerr she cuid pick up rayjo froo her teefs annol. Mebbe that's faur Heidie's gettin his messijes frae a 'weel respeckit leckie'... Ra eefur.
Heidy

notanimby wrote:
When ah attendit ra Dalziel Steel wurks in Mudderweel fur a period of time, ra heid plant electrical engineer(fekkin jumped up sperk callin himself an engineer fur feks sake) nada nada nada...........

Lissin ya greenok cast-aff,,Ah'll hiv ye know that an injineer is jista Leki wi his brains bashed oot.........
Fey Hag

Thanks Heidy yiv saved ma life.

Ah jist lined ra  goldfush bowl we auld lead flashins 'n ah'v stuck ra bluidy bedside radio under it.
Celyn

Neil wrote:
A windy up een? So it's proper raydeeayshun aff the loominous haunds then.
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Here be tangent.  So how dangerous is that really?  For instance, I know when I was a tiny wee young Celyn, I had a bedside lamp that had a luminous switch. Very handy for seeing the thing in the dark, and I would find that a useful thing now.    Now, I gather, such things are considered mucho bad and unsafe.   Was the danger so bad that they had to be stopped?  And  wasn't there some big radiaton fuss about the old "Trimphones" too?  Nasty 'phones anyway, of course, but were we all really frying our brains back then?  

Come tae think of it, that might explain a few things.  Laughing


Edited to add:  Just to clarify, I'm the one guilty of a tangent, not Neil.

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