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SengaMcp

Predictive text gemm

So hereits, ah type summat an youse figgur oot wit ah reely sais.

Ahmurny Tad shudder wit'll cum lot oh issue hing but ahmur cairtin it'll be pure Reid Okeechobee. See?
dosser

I'm not that sure what will come out of this thing but I'm certain it'll be richt keech

Senga

Howva did??
SengaMcp

Hmmph, thon wis obviussly tae easy. You win ra peanut.
dosser

"Hmmph, thon wis obviussly tae easy."


Weyhey!!!

It jist gets better, after failin' tae get a rammy goin', wu've finally managed tae produce a huff instead!
SengaMcp

dosser wrote:
"Hmmph, thon wis obviussly tae easy."


Weyhey!!!

It jist gets better, after failin' tae get a rammy goin', wu've finally managed tae produce a huff instead!


See with Ahmed thinking noo, it'd be Richter unpredictable, umm ur dad ah keen unprintable? Hmm, ah sunned if issue thing's got Swahili own it, mebbe that'll. mak maid sense.
dosser

A' Ah've got so far is that Ahmed seen his mum an' dad da'en sum'hin (either) inprintable or under the table and that's why he looks like Julia Sawali made intae a maid.

But Ah cuid be wrang......
Celyn

Is this all to do with trying to talk to the Internet with them Smart phones?  
Oh heck.  I can do gibberish all by myself without clever techy stuff to help.

No, on reading again, I have to admit, that your version does produce a much better class of gibberish.    Laughing
SengaMcp

Naw kwite Cel, ah huv a iPad hingmy ese days, cos ma hauns is a bitty stiff an ma lappy tuik up ower muckle space oan ma wheelcherr tray. Other than thon manic predictive text nonsense it's beezer. Ah luv it. Ah jist tap away an while it taks a bitty longer tae dae a messij, it wurks weel fur me. Ah've tried ra speech tae text hingmy but at disny dae Scots either, jist Murcan an Geordie. It kin haunle "wye eye pet" ok but "fit like quine"? Naw, nae chance.
Celyn

Oh, so we'll next see ye at the Blaydon Races then?  Or at another Jarrow Hunger march, hinny?   Or fighting the Lambton worm?   (No, that is not relevant at all, but the Geordie aspect just reminded me of it, so there.)  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fb1bshjHGA

I confess I am not sure what it is that Ipads do, but it seems that they are lovely tiny portable computers, then?  Good!  And I am glad it works well for you.     Very Happy     Sad about the wheelchair, though.   Mind you, you can get J and the wee yin to bring you dinner while you are working very hard (messing with the intertubes).  Just use your management skills.     Smile
SengaMcp

Aye, that'll be right. The wee yin's a teenager now, he disny dae civilised ony mair. Sigh.
Neil

Michty me! A teenager, is it? Time flies, eh?
SengaMcp

It sure dis, the triplets are on thur feet now an mair trouble than a sackful of cats.

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