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Fey Hag

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How to make an auld wummin luik like a bouncy bairn.
dosser

Aye, it makes a bit o' a change tae see thon team akshly winning something these days.

They've still never beat NZ yet, in ower a century o' tryin'. That'd be the BIG wan........ if it ever happens.
ozneil

Shurrit Sad  Sad


It was a mud bath Sad  Sad  Sad  Sad  Sad
Fey Hag

ozneil wrote:
Shurrit Sad  Sad


It was a mud bath Sad  Sad  Sad  Sad  Sad


Och aye excuses excuses Wink Rolling Eyes
Neil

Aye, but it wiz Aussie mud!
ozneil

Neil wrote:
Aye, but it wiz Aussie mud!


aye and Scottish rain ....  no-one but Scots could play in knee deep mud except perhaps a Kiwi team
bormes

Last"Summer"
We had a lady frae the souf 'o France visit us. We had taken her to Lochgoilhead oot oan wir boat tae see r "Foc's" French fir Seals.
Whenwe came back frae oor luvly sunny sojurn it wis back tae normal Scottish weather. It wis rainin' and it wis cummin sideways wi' a 20 knot wind. We hid tae tie up 'at the moorin' an' wee boys in various states o' undress tae complete undress wir jumpin aff the peir (moorin') intae the freezin water. We said tae hir that thon weans wir enjoyin therselves in the summer weather, swimmin' an' jumpin' intae the water. She never said a wurd.
Aboot 20 mins later we wir settled in wi' a cuppa in the local hostelry and warm an' dry when she finally in a breathless voice said " No wonder Le Boche" were afraid of you Scots, 'Ow can anyone send ther cheeldren intooo the Artic sea in such freezing conditions?
She was told that as today was actually a summer's day the weans had to take advantage of it when it certainly was seldom we had such nice weather !!
These weans wir shiverrin' an' snottertin' an' chitterin an' jumpin in an oot o' the water non stop an' seriously wir havin a great time, an nae wee bit o' rain wis goin' tae deter them !!
notanimby

bormes wrote:
Last"Summer"
We had a lady frae the souf 'o France visit us. We had taken her to Lochgoilhead oot oan wir boat tae see r "Foc's" French fir Seals.
Whenwe came back frae oor luvly sunny sojurn it wis back tae normal Scottish weather. It wis rainin' and it wis cummin sideways wi' a 20 knot wind. We hid tae tie up 'at the moorin' an' wee boys in various states o' undress tae complete undress wir jumpin aff the peir (moorin') intae the freezin water. We said tae hir that thon weans wir enjoyin therselves in the summer weather, swimmin' an' jumpin' intae the water. She never said a wurd.
Aboot 20 mins later we wir settled in wi' a cuppa in the local hostelry and warm an' dry when she finally in a breathless voice said " No wonder Le Boche" were afraid of you Scots, 'Ow can anyone send ther cheeldren intooo the Artic sea in such freezing conditions?
She was told that as today was actually a summer's day the weans had to take advantage of it when it certainly was seldom we had such nice weather !!
These weans wir shiverrin' an' snottertin' an' chitterin an' jumpin in an oot o' the water non stop an' seriously wir havin a great time, an nae wee bit o' rain wis goin' tae deter them !!


Did you explain that this results in the weans huvvin a Scottish (blue) tan
SengaMcp

Fan ah wis a wean we wis stationed oana NATO base in Chermany (Brüggen) wit hud a oodoor pool. It aye puzzled me why aybdy else got ootra watter fan it stertit rainin ah mean, we wis awreddy wet! It wis grand tho, meant ah hudra pool tae masel an cuid get in sum seryuss swimmin furra bit.

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