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dosser

Must o' been sum'hin' Fey said..........

Ten solid days o' pure nu'hin'!

Strange...... It yased tae be that when fowlk hud nu'hin' attaw tae say, they yased tae say it onywise.

It must o' been Fey's last poast whit hus ofendit yiz a'.
Fey Hag

Och aye! 'n here wus me thinkin the lot uv thum went oot Guisin 'n goat malkied.

Ah'v no bin allowed tae luik at a bluidy computer till ra ean goat better.

Thir awl hybernatin fer winter seems.

If ah upset thum we ra last post,  tuff titty Evil or Very Mad
Neil

Ah'm on a cruise in the Indian Ocean.  Cool

Gaen hame the morn though!  Very Happy
Clash

"Ah'm oan a cruise in the Indian Ocean"!

What the Poseing furrybootin' bastirt actually means is "Ah've been sacked frae the rigs and ah'm lookin fur another chob anywhere in the Indian Ocean".

Tell the truth ya fucken Wanker.

PS Incidentally ah've just booked 5 nights in a Penthouse Suite in the Maldives.
Neil

Truth is Ah wiz drillin a hole in the bottom o the Indian Ocean, ya airse.

Ah'm noo in the Holiday Inn in Dar es Salaam, waitin tae gang tae the errport and catch a flight tae Amsterdam at quarter tae een in the mornin. Ah'll be back hame aboot noon the morn.
notanimby

Clash wrote:
"Ah'm oan a cruise in the Indian Ocean"!

What the Poseing furrybootin' bastirt actually means is "Ah've been sacked frae the rigs and ah'm lookin fur another chob anywhere in the Indian Ocean".

Tell the truth ya fucken Wanker.

PS Incidentally ah've just booked 5 nights in a Penthouse Suite in the Maldives.


Penthoose? inra maldives?

is that onra 1st ur 2nd row of stilts?
Heidy

When ra Oz knoband goes,if he goes, tae ra mouldy dives then he cuild mibbes learn a few trix frae ra natives annat an mibbes stert waddin serimoanies at his turd rate dosshoose and shout an swerr at ra newlyweds annat in his daft jiggie in his mooth edinbra accent and they widny huv a cloo whit he wis sayin,mibbes tell thum its a variation oan ra ower ra anvil wan at gretna ...Ahm sure that wid pull the suck/guests in fur ages annat revive his ailin fortunes as he seems tae be able tae only go oan ten hoalidys a year this wethuur instead o bein perminintlie oan wan.... Very Happy
Pee ess get skype ya bag o lard an stoap fukin aboot! Razz
ozneil

Clash wrote:
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PS Incidentally ah've just booked 5 nights in a Penthouse Suite in the Maldives.


That in case of Global  Warming , get you up high enough?? Rolling Eyes
Fey Hag

Garn yea wee Ausie chicken; hoo aboot a wee stey in Christchurch drinkin Speights ' helpin ra puir Kiwi dollar?

Ur yea no a guid mate?

Dinna let 2,900 odd eirth quakes puit yea aff a guid wurld class beir.

Nae wurries aboot ra tide kummin in thir. Stilts no a guid idea thir thoo.

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