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dosser

Message tae Celyn and Fey

Look, Ah've pit a lottae thocht intae this..........

The only thing whit's gonnae get this forum back tae life is a guid rammy.... a sortae cyber catfight if yiz will.

So............... on ye go, ladies.
Celyn

Just too cheesed off with the world in general to have the energy for a rammy.   In fact I just two minutes ago sat determinedly ignoring my 'phone ringing so it's not just message boards I'm too lazy to talk to.  

Hey, wait a minute, who dae you think you're calling a fucking lady?  Eh?   EH?

I'll mibbe go and look at the Daily Record site or the Scotsman or the  Daily Mail - that should should make me absolutely full of rammyfulness.  Or rammiosity or something.
notanimby

Celyn wrote:
Just too cheesed off with the world in general to have the energy for a rammy.   In fact I just two minutes ago sat determinedly ignoring my 'phone ringing so it's not just message boards I'm too lazy to talk to.  

Hey, wait a minute, who dae you think you're calling a fucking lady?  Eh?   EH?

I'll mibbe go and look at the Daily Record site or the Scotsman or the  Daily Mail - that should should make me absolutely full of rammyfulness.  Or rammiosity or something.


Try Alan COCKrant in the Torygraph - the comments from the little englanders will get you riled up
Celyn

Oh aye, I neglected to mention that one.  O holy shit, the horror.    Cochrane is bad enough but the vitriol of the comments is seriously alarming.     Evil or Very Mad    I took to looking at the Torygraph and the Daily Heil etc.etc. sort of to see what was going on in the heads of the deranged right-wing eejits who voted Cameron/Clegg in.    Mad     It's interesting but sometimes just too much.   As in - get riled but furiously impotent.  

Riled but in the wrong mood to put finger to keyboard, that being, I suppose, current equivalent of put pen to paper.

Here's something that interested me today - definite cracks showing in the so-called Labour party mob in Glasgow Council:

Quote:
Glasgow City Council's budget has been passed by just two votes, despite a number of resignations from within the ruling Labour party group.

The ruling Labour administration won the knife edge vote by 40 to 38, after bringing sick councillors to the city chambers by taxi, to secure victory...
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-16964356

A wee gobbet from the resignation letter of one resigned Labour councillor bloke, Stephen Dornan

Quote:
... I believe that the decision to prevent my candidacy was taken under the dual influence of London officials who, as usual, think that they know best what the people of Govan and Glasgow need; and by cliques within the Labour Party in Glasgow who sought to make space for the followers of the Party's dynasties but knew that leaving the choice in the hands of local parties would not deliver the required result.

The current complaint to the Standards Commissioner over the alleged use of public positions to influence the Labour Party selection processes is a prime example....
   Full letter here:  http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/296980-stephen-dornan-resigns-from-labour-party/

Well, yes, you fool, you've NOTICED it's run by cliques and family dynasties and so on.  Quick on the uptake, eh?

However, I'm quite enjoying the idea that the absolute birthright of some to run Glasgow and sort out jobs for pals might be on shakier ground now.

Very Happy  Very Happy  Very Happy

Well there now - you see why if I had been posting more often recently, it would have been of little interest to most on the board?   You don't really feel a strong need for rants on the mafia-like workings of Glasgow City Council, people, do you?      Laughing

Oh dear, I think I'll have to go and look at some Lolcats or something.   Smile  Or get some coffee.  Hmm, I suppose decaff would be wiser.   Smile
SengaMcp

Jist foo did thon twa wankers get pooer at Westmonster onywye?  Is thur sum pact wi the deil mebbe? Ahmur thinkin thur daein Scotland a favour mind, the longer thon hellish partnership lasts the mair chance Scots wull plump fer independence. A fine ootcome tae ma thinkin.

An wit's thon Donald Chump whinin aboot? Dis he no reelise if ye bully ra Scots thull find some wye tae get revenge? As if yese need anurra bluidy posh prats golf course shuttin afra land taera locals onyway. Ah'd rather seera wind ferm and 650 jobs. Ah've bin laffin masel silly readin aboot his tantrums.
Celyn

Yep, Trump is an arrogant plonker.      Twisted Evil      I think he already figured that the economy isnae looking too good for all his houses and hotels and is using his sudden concern for the view and the environment as a cover-up.

BUT we're all meant to be daft enough to believe that the Donald cares really deeply about the environmental impact of wind turbines.  <Sound of hollow laughter>    At least they do something useful.
dosser

SengaMcp wrote:
Jist foo did thon twa wankers get pooer at Westmonster onywye?  Is thur sum pact wi the deil mebbe? Ahmur thinkin thur daein Scotland a favour mind, the longer thon hellish partnership lasts the mair chance Scots wull plump fer independence. A fine ootcome tae ma thinkin.



Ra hing whit intrigues me izziss.

If Scotland went indypendint, Cameron'd be rid o' a' they nasty left wing Scottish MP's whit fae time tae time pit Labour in power,  an' Ingerlunn'd become a happy wee Tory Utopia fur ever'n ever amen.

So why's he sae desperate tae hing oan tae us, 'specially if ra ile's no' wurth nu'hin' nae mair?

(Or, maybs it's jist reverse psykoloy-hingy. He akshly wants rid o' us, annat's why he's deliberately gettin' oan wur collective tits.)
Neil

It's faus tae think that England wuid be Tory for ivir an ivir. Afore 2005 Labour hud a majority wi'oot its Scottish MPs. It's aye England that decides the ootcome o a Wastemonster election.
dosser

Ah wuildnae argue wi' yer undootedly superior knowlidge o' sic things, but surely he'd he a easier time o' it wi'oot a' these Scoats gummin' up rah wurks.
Neil

Mibbies aye, mibbies naw.
dosser

Neil wrote:
Mibbies aye, mibbies naw.


Mibbies aye, mibbies......

But you yased tae ken everything!

Ah ken the hale point o' this thried wiz tae stert a rammie.......... But ye didnae huv tae go an' jine ra Lib Dems.
Neil

That's it! Ye've gaen too faur this time, ya bass!
SengaMcp

Anurra hing ah've notissed annaw. Ra last time ra tories (ptooey) wis skwattin in thon loony bin oanra Thames we hud a wee skirmish weera Argies, an... oh luik... Thur attit again. Ahmur richt chuffed thuv made sae mony o thur ushul  Scots cannon fodder redundant an likely huvny enuff left tae huv a real fecht. Mebbes Cameron'll need tae jine Wee Wullie Winkie oot thur his ainsel eh? ... Aye richt.
admin

dosser, ye daft bugger!

Huv you nae idea wha Gowk is?

Ye wur determined tae start a rammy, wurn't ye.

Weel, Hell mend ye!
salamander-dundee

Admin.

It wisnae Dosser whit invitied him. It wiz me (sort o').

Aw fuckit, even a sock's alloweed a wee drink noo'n'then, eh no!

Onywye, he seems tae be a very well brocht up young man, and maybes he'll gie us a wee song later.
Gowk

Singing, is it?

Quote:
and maybes he'll gie us a wee song later.



Let me tell you this, boy...

There'll be nae singin in here.

You know fine yese urny here tae enjoy yersels...
SengaMcp

Hmmph. Ah'll hae yese ken ahmur famuss fur ma singing, mair'n Clash n his mussels even. Ah've bin likened tae a banshee efter10 pints anna kebab, luvly soitis. So ah'll sing if ah wantae richt?
dosser

Quite right, hen!

And naebdie's ever complained that your voice cuild "bend the needle on a record player," eh no.
Gowk

Quote:
And naebdie's ever complained that your voice cuild "bend the needle on a record player," eh no.


Ah'm wonderin if maybe ye typed "complained" when ye meant tae say "complimented"
dosser

Nah, it wisnae a typo.

Lets face facts here...... Yer jist no' the same since ye left Def Leppard.
SengaMcp

dosser wrote:
Quite right, hen!

And naebdie's ever complained that your voice cuild "bend the needle on a record player," eh no.


Aye weel, ah've bent mair needles than yese cuid shake a Singer at it's true, but still a fine soond Ken.
ozneil

SengaMcp wrote:
dosser wrote:
Quite right, hen!

And naebdie's ever complained that your voice cuild "bend the needle on a record player," eh no.


Aye weel, ah've bent mair needles than yese cuid shake a Singer at it's true, but still a fine soond Ken.


That on your Singer sewing machine?
Gowk

Quote:
still a fine soond Ken.


Ken? Ken?
Ah think ye huv me confused wi somebody else.
dosser

She's resortit tae Tarot readin' in a effort tae identify ye. Ah expeck her mistake jist reflects sum'hin' she seen in ra Cairds.
notanimby

That's this thread reachbed 2 pages noo - that must be  fekkin record - (kin you see whut a done there)
dosser

Wur record is seeven.....

Wurd Gemm, begun by Senga on 15th. May, 2009 and killed aff on 4th June, 2009 by........
notanimby

dosser wrote:
Wur record is seeven.....

Wurd Gemm, begun by Senga on 15th. May, 2009 and killed aff on 4th June, 2009 by........


ooooooooooooooh
SengaMcp

Weel ah micht admit tae bending mair needles than a Singer, but deef leppard?  Really! Cuid ye no ha said Black Sabbath at least, thur a band wurth leavin?
Celyn

Oh No!  Well, it's all a bit daft' cos surely our Senga wasnae with Def Leppard, it was that much more internationally famous band  Deaf Shepherd. Being as she's from the bits where they have scenery and good things and sheep and deer and stuff.  Obviously.

Anyway, what is a record player?  I r 2 young to kno of such things.    Ach, Ok, that won't wash, these days, will it?   Crying or Very sad   I am old.

Still it did put me in mind of this old "gramophone, grandad" sketch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSINO6MKtco

As for being singer, I always thought it odd that there was an actual train station called "Singer".  But I think the factory (and the Emp******t) have gone where the woodbine twineth.
Celyn

SengaMcp wrote:
Anurra hing ah've notissed annaw. Ra last time ra tories (ptooey) wis skwattin in thon loony bin oanra Thames we hud a wee skirmish weera Argies, an... oh luik... Thur attit again...


No, no and trice no, you sad deluded fool!    Very Happy    It is all perfectly fine because they've sent that young Harry and William over to those South American places and that is all right then.  "Why?"  I hear you ask.  Um, well it's because they are so British and because everybody loves them.  Or something.

I think the next war is bashing Iran, and the Falklands/Malvinas one is probably pencilled in for a bit later.  Ooh, mibbe to coincide with Brenda's whatever year jubilee?

Oh joy.  It's 1982 again.   Only worse.
aNonnyMoose

Dinna fergit wir still in Afghaniestan...  yon pliss whaur the last punter tae win a war wis crehd Alexander the Great...  Brits urnae guid at learnin fae histry...
Celyn

Happy, happy, Nonny is back!     Very Happy   Hello, Nonny, how's things?

But, yeah, you are so right - me is not military strategist but even I could have foretold "eejits, you're not gonnae win a war in Afghanistan.  It has been tried before.   More than once".    Rolling Eyes

But I thought the army was supposed to have loads of clever experts etc tae teach the baby sojers at Sandhurst.  Studying military history and modern methods of killing and so on.
aNonnyMoose

Nae bad, wee panda-person - guid tae see yi tae.

Wannae meh sons-in-law wis trehned at Sandhurst, an will be awa tae the 'Ghan in October wi his lads...  Thir weel enough trehned in his opeenyin, wan eh respect cos he's a bright lad - bit thir nae fechtin a war thit the Brits reelly unerstaund.  He's the first tae recognise thit they shudnae be there in the first pliss - bit as he ses, sojers fight, politishuns tell thim whaur.

He didnae vote fir the twats wha stertit this...
notanimby

Well according tae ra governments we have been winning in afghanistan fuur the last 10 years

Pity nae wan huz tellt ra taliban
SengaMcp

Ah rekkin it's cos ra Brits think thur fechtin gorillas. We aw ken that ossifers ooty thon reformatory at Sandhurst canny spell.
aNonnyMoose

Meh S-I-L an twa ithers wis the ainly fowk fae normal skails in his class ae aboot 50...  They three wis still staunin when the class past oot a year later, huvvin loast aboot 20 Hooray Henrys oan the wuy.  Gaein tae a poash prehvit skail didnae seem tae hae endowed the prats wi brehns, common sense ur stayin poo'er...  He hus a pretty low opeenyin ae the general run-ae-the-mill ossifer class, thur mainly balloons.
SengaMcp

They say at's wit sargints is fur tho eh no, spellin, wipin arses an tyin shoolaces so the puir sowels'll no trip ower thur ain feet tryin tae find thur bums ur tell ra genrul tae send three an fourpence thur gaun tae a dance.

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