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me

Got a funny feelin' that conversations wi' this wan might come oot a bit odd.

Welcome a' the same!

(Now post sumhin so's I can see yer IP address and stop gettin' a' paranoid.)
dosser

Afore sumbdie accuses me o' mischief, Ah want it clearly understood that Ah'm no me - me's me, no me!
Neil

As lang's me isna smee we shuid be awright... mibee.


Ah hope itsjistme isna pit oot bi the new me!
Neil

Ah'd ban misplaced an misused apostrophes if Ah cuid.
Neil

Ye'd need tae ask somebdy that kens... or gaes a fuck.
admin

If ye'd tell me whaur tae look, it'd be affie helpful.

I'm sure thur a wye o' daen it, but o' the three mods whit yased tae help me, wan's deid, wan's no' weel..... And Ah think the ither's fucked-aff furra sake o' his health.
Neil

Three mods and an admin! Thon's a bit excessive, is it nae?

It's nae like we get a lot o fechtin in here.  Confused
admin

Aboot three years, it's been runnin'

Cannae see nuthin' in the Log In details (unless they're online at the time o' looking) but I can see the IP adress wance they've postit.

Neil, as weel as a Admin, there also sumdie ca'ed editor - but Ah cannae remember wha that is.
notanimby

Thur ip address could jist be a proxy site anyways
Clash

To continue:

TODAY'S HEADLINES

Naebody wis caught stealing in Niddrie

Not wan person wis murdered today

STOP PRESS
Naebody got a medal in the Olympic Games including Britain

Keep going chaps; this is a fab string so far.
Fey Hag

ozneil

we got 4 you ignorant Banana bender Razz

The gold medal winners are from Indooropilly, practically Clash's neighbours
Clash

Neil wrote:
Ah'd ban misplaced an misused apostrophes if Ah cuid.

The older I get the more I get pished off with the misuse of apostrophes.

The American gov'ment have (allegedly) decided to delete apostrophes in road signs.

Just searched for "Apostrophe+Stupidity" and found this:
http://www.killtheapostrophe.com/

Well that's fucked up another advert for my car.
me

i had to ask a mod here another site to get in but im here now

so eh...hello  Laughing  Laughing

nae need to get aw para btw....well no yet anyway  Wink
Neil

Eh? Ye managed tae register but then it tuik ye fower days tae figure oot foo tae post? That must be some kind o a record.

Thon's nae a hypnotoad in yer avatar, bi ony chance, is it?



Fit like, btw?
me

na..i tried to post when i joined but it said the admin had to ok it....
n i wisnae exactly staring at my comp waitin so i looked back in a couple of days later....

i jist picked an av at random till i can be bothered to get another one

hope thats aw awrite way you  Wink
Celyn

SOME of us had an avatar knitted especially by Senga.  Not that ah'm boasting or anything.   Very Happy

Welcome, me, glad you got here in the end.
Celyn

Neil wrote:
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Thon's nae a hypnotoad in yer avatar, bi ony chance, is it?

...

I had to google for a hypnotoad to hide my ignorance.   Now I know:  it is a thing from a telly programme called "Futurama".

Quote:
Hypnotoad is a large toad-like creature that has large oscillating multicolored eyes and emits a droning hum. His eyes glow all the time. The toad apparently uses these as a power of hypnotism on surrounding people and animals.[1] Hypnotoad hypnotizes sheep into a pen at a pet contest and then hypnotizes the judges and the audience into awarding it first prize (see clip below). He is also known to hypnotise crew workers into commiting suicide when his show is interuppted.


http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Hypnotoad

Wow.  I'm not sure if that sounds scary or the sort of thing that would be a very good friend to have.  Could it hypnotise everyone involved in the Olympics?   Or Chris Grayling, or Osborne or Cameron?   It would be laugh to take one along to a sheepdog trial, I suppose.
Neil

So ye dinna waatch Futurama, eh? Ah'm shocked!
Celyn

Not got a telly.  I suppose I could give it a go if it's on one of those internet catch-up things.   This comp has 2.6ghz processor and 2 gb RAM, so it could probably cope, (as long as I don't turn everything upside down again).

Is "Futurama" still on?  I recall a friend recommending it years ago, so it might be a thing that was on but finished.

I'll be in telly-land visiting my dad for the weekend, but that mainly involves shouting at the thing because of the biased way of doing news.
Neil

It's aye on. Ye'll probly find examples on yachoob!
Celyn

Ah, why didn't I think of that?   Embarassed    I want a thump-self-on-head smiley.
Fey Hag

           Cool
Celyn

Um, thanks, Fey.   That looks sore.
Celyn

Um, thanks, Fey.   That looks sore.
Neil

Kin onybdy else hear an echo in here?
Celyn

Embarassed     Grrrr.   Computer was going all slow and refusing to post.     So I kept hitting it.   That's the proper high tech way to do things, right?
Fey Hag

Glad tae be uv help Celyn

Course it is Sad Bin known tae kick mine.
No wurth ra sore toe cause it dinae wuirk
Fey Hag

Celyn wrote:
SOME of us had an avatar knitted especially by Senga.    Very Happy

.

Ah thort she ainly knitted huffs
Ah'm almost shoor she knitted me a doonunder yin.

Auch 'n by ra by' Welkum ta me sounds like yea might just be almost daft enuff tae fit in.
If yer no daft enuff yet stick around, it can be fixed.
ozneil

Celyn wrote:
Embarassed     Grrrr.   Computer was going all slow and refusing to post.     So I kept hitting it.   That's the proper high tech way to do things, right?


Naw just yell on any twelve year old have it fixed in a jiff
Celyn

I don't know any 12 year olds.

Not to worry - the way things are going here, I daresay 12 year olds and anybody poor will be available to buy for about a quid.

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