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Heidy

Lissin tae this...


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An guess whit Ah fancie stertin....oooh Arrrrrr....
Wink
dosser

Re: Lissin tae this...

Heidy wrote:
An guess whit Ah fancie stertin....oooh Arrrrrr....
Wink


A cannibis ferm? A acid lab?
Heidy

Naw! No evin close.................... Sad
dosser

A' Ah'm hearin is ra theme tae Captain Pugwash and a' Ah'm seein' is random pettirns which Ah.m shure Ah'd enjoy mair if he sent me a wee bit o' the produce o' yer cannibis ferm or yer acid lab.
SengaMcp

Oh guid, ah thot it wis jist me.
AG

Pirates issit?

Which wan's gonny be Seaman Staynes?
AG

Ah bags bein Cut-throat Jake brw. Ah ken whaur ah kin borrow a wan legged parrot.
AG

Which reminds me.

Ah liked the bit in the papir the other day that reported that a fella hud gone intae a pet shop in Glasgow tae buy a yellow canary and the boay in the shoap tried tae sell him a green budgie instead. The petshoap owner said tae the boay "jist think of it as a yellow canary that isnae quite ripe".
Boudleaux C Merkin

AG wrote:
Which reminds me.

Ah liked the bit in the papir the other day that reported that a fella hud gone intae a pet shop in Glasgow tae buy a yellow canary and the boay in the shoap tried tae sell him a green budgie instead. The petshoap owner said tae the boay "jist think of it as a yellow canary that isnae quite ripe".


Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
notanimby

Av listened tae yer wee thingy Heedo............

Whut are yoo startin then, is it an arguement in an empty hoose?

Izzit teh DUMBarton branch of MENSA (haw haw haw)

Poot me oot yer misery and telluz
Fey Hag

Awl ah saw wis enough code ta float ra bluidy Titanic Confused
Boudleaux C Merkin

Fey Hag wrote:
Awl ah saw wis enough code ta float ra bluidy Titanic Confused


Is that whit it wiz? A thoat it wiz jist anither wan o' Heidy's gibberish posts.  Laughing
SengaMcp

At's jist Heidy's ushul inkyherence, he meant tae say "right click an choose 'save as' tae doonload ra file". But yese aw ken wit a teknotwit he is.
Heidy

Aye Ahm sic a tekno  twat at Ah hiv ra right browsuur an ra rite addons tae be able tae clik oan ra wee doofuurs at appear at ra side o thon hing an see a wee pleyer aw fur ma ain use...an youse cuild huv iss annaw if yese wis so fuggin smart as yese make oot nevuur mind slaggin me aff cos yer fuggin diddies..... Surprised
Ah refer yese tae ma siggie!
notanimby

Heidy wrote:
Aye Ahm sic a tekno  twat at Ah hiv ra right browsuur an ra rite addons tae be able tae clik oan ra wee doofuurs at appear at ra side o thon hing an see a wee pleyer aw fur ma ain use...an youse cuild huv iss annaw if yese wis so fuggin smart as yese make oot nevuur mind slaggin me aff cos yer fuggin diddies..... Surprised
Ah refer yese tae ma siggie!


Accordin tae ma vyoo yer siggie is an advert fur scottish men.
Ur yoo seekin a scottish man hedie?
Heidy

Naw,how? Is ther sumthin ye recommend en? Smile
Lovely Dee

Heidy wrote:
Naw,how? Is ther sumthin ye recommend en? Smile


Oh my god! I knew it! You're gay! I suppose deep down I always suspected but now that you've come out ... well, it's so obvious. What a silly young love-lorn fool I've been. Ah well, such is life; I'll get over it somehow.
What really upsets me is why you led me on, knowing all the time that you would rather be playing the pink oboe than having cucumber sandwiches with mater and pater and me down here my lovely little leafy cottage by the sea( there are very few cottages made of leaves in leafy England nowadays ).
 Crying or Very sad
Ah well, I suppose I'll return to the unsavoury arms of Merkin again. He's no oil painting but at least he's a tiger between the sheets and he appreciates a real woman. Unlike some I could mention ... ducky!
Hoolie

Yapyapyapyapyapyap...here hen you is ma kinda dug wid ye fancie a wee leg ower wi me en....an Ah dae mean a wee leg ower cos Ahm a yorkie type mutt but Ah um BIG  doon below annat.....Yapyapyapyapyapyap.....
weejan

all I can say Dee is that you've missed your chance with Merkin. After our night together, he discovered what he had been missing all this time. You're out the door girly.

Merkin and I belong together.


blows kisses to Merky baby





what the fuck is this ad for acne doing under my post? I never had acne in my life, my skin is perfect
swift

lissen tae this:

Question:
Is Weejan not the poster who added some brilliance tae a story concerning the coontant and the leki, written once upon a time on another site ? Am thinkin that thon woman added a glow which elevated the mundane tae the rarefied air.
swift
what ay meant tae say was...ahm thinkin, if there is a tiger between her sheets, twas her that creatid it....some wimmen are guid that way......or so am telt.
notanimby

Lovely Dee wrote:
Heidy wrote:
Naw,how? Is ther sumthin ye recommend en? Smile


Oh my god! I knew it! You're gay! I suppose deep down I always suspected but now that you've come out ... well, it's so obvious. What a silly young love-lorn fool I've been. Ah well, such is life; I'll get over it somehow.
What really upsets me is why you led me on, knowing all the time that you would rather be playing the pink oboe than having cucumber sandwiches with mater and pater and me down here my lovely little leafy cottage by the sea( there are very few cottages made of leaves in leafy England nowadays ).
 Crying or Very sad
Ah well, I suppose I'll return to the unsavoury arms of Merkin again. He's no oil painting but at least he's a tiger between the sheets and he appreciates a real woman. Unlike some I could mention ... ducky!



Heidie the gay DUMBartonite, haw haw haw
Jings ah didna ethink they hud evolved beyond homoerectus never mind awe ra way to homosexual

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