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Leckies Hut

That diddy Heidie stoapped my poastin oan awe the ums.

Still miss him.
Celyn

Oh woe!    Do you want the rest of us to take over Alba-blocking duty?     Smile

Yes, it's still sad to have no Heidy.  Oh bloody hell, I first mis-typed that as "Deidy".    See my keyboard?   See tactless?
SengaMcp

Me annaw ah wis jist thinkin oan him the day oan hoo he usedtae wind up Jay oan ra IM, aboot him no bein a proper lekkii annat. Puir sowel husny aybdy tae tak ra mickey like at noo.
notanimby

It was his birthday the other day........
notanimby

Celyn wrote:
Oh woe!    Do you want the rest of us to take over Alba-blocking duty?     Smile

Yes, it's still sad to have no Heidy.  Oh bloody hell, I first mis-typed that as "Deidy".    See my keyboard?   See tactless?



Ah remember when keyboards were tactile, noo yoo kin get tactless wans - whitever next coontints daein freebies?
alba

Errm...naw. But I'll gee yie a 10% discount less ma 10% waiver and nae retainer fee and totally free other audit type expenses thingey percetigies. If yer struggling wey yer taxes annat it's basically totally free.

Ah wid need tae fly over and see thum fur masell likes and that wid be an additional non refundable expenditure which you can write off over a $(@((
$@(***.  ......oopssorry mate.......... loast the connections thair...hope yie kin read that.
notanimby

alba wrote:
Errm...naw. But I'll gee yie a 10% discount less ma 10% waiver and nae retainer fee and totally free other audit type expenses thingey percetigies. If yer struggling wey yer taxes annat it's basically totally free.

Ah wid need tae fly over and see thum fur masell likes and that wid be an additional non refundable expenditure which you can write off over a $(@((
$@(***.  ......oopssorry mate.......... loast the connections thair...hope yie kin read that.


ah smell shite..................................
alba

Through the computer?? Yie must huv wan ah they apple 4g laptoaps.  
Although, if yer no gettin ma sinserrity here, yie must huv a virus. Ah kin fix that tae fur a verry small extra oan yer bill. Smile
SengaMcp

It's plain ye didna mak coontint ora year last time Alba, ra way yer beggin fur w**k maks it clear yer takins is doon summat dreadfu. Shame that.
notanimby

alba wrote:
Through the computer?? Yie must huv wan ah they apple 4g laptoaps.  
Although, if yer no gettin ma sinserrity here, yie must huv a virus. Ah kin fix that tae fur a verry small extra oan yer bill. Smile


sniff - ah only use apple 'pyooters these days - nae need for all that security and aunty virus shite - sniff
alba

Ah wiz thinkin aboot an apple...but decided tae stick wey Dell.
notanimby

alba wrote:
Ah wiz thinkin aboot an apple...but decided tae stick wey Dell.


you should have went wae apple - thur stuff is a treat. espeshully ra quality
alba

I hear ya. Wan ah these days.......which is a no bad foofighters song brw.
Neil

pipedoon wrote:
Whit's happint tae Heidy ,  did he meet his maker ?

Aye. He's toast.
notanimby

Neil wrote:
pipedoon wrote:
Whit's happint tae Heidy ,  did he meet his maker ?

Aye. He's toast.



jings neil - could you no' huv cooshed it in a merr straight tae ra point manner - yer beating aboot the bush wae yer explanation there
Neil

Och... Ah thocht it wiz a sucksink wye o describin an ex-leccie. It's aa the sparks that diz it.  Cool
Celyn

And the poor sod is no longer current.
dosser

But forever fused intae wur memory a' the same.
Neil

Watt? Joule aa be gettin wired in tae a series o short lecci-related jokes noo! Resistance will be futile.
Celyn

Well, I could tell you of my short time of being a pretty bad ('bus) conductor in Glasgow.


All righty, aye, as an ugly bad conductor before anyone else says so.       Laughing
Neil

There's nae sic a thing as an ugly panda!

If there wiz it'd be cried Mingin Mingin or somethin like that. Rolling Eyes
dosser

Wuild madam and sir cut oot the dreadful leckie puns.

(Best Ah cuild manage wi' a hangover.)
notanimby

Neil wrote:
Watt? Joule aa be gettin wired in tae a series o short lecci-related jokes noo! Resistance will be futile.


ohm my god that was awfy, watt the fuck !1

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