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Fey Hag

Komplemints uv ra Season

Ah ken yir awl froze tae ra cludgie seat, but ah hope yir Yule indulgences will thaw yir neither regions.
jawbox

aye ahm in Stavanger Norway tryin tae get hame tae Ingerlund oan Wednesday  tae heafrow wish me awrabest fowks.

Iffa don get bak condiments of ra season tae ra lot o yese!!

Very Happy
Neil

Bobbin aboot in the Indian Ocean until the Fourth o Next Year.

Jings it's hot!  Cool
notanimby

dosser

pure brilliant, notta! Luvvit!

Hacked-off, pissed-off an' genrully bad-tempert as I am wi' a' this snaw and hearing shite songs like I'm Dreamin' o' a White Christmas an' Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland (which wiz baith oabviously wrote by a divorced snaw-ploo driver wi' nae femmly but lookin' fur a bit o' overtime) Ah wish yiz a' ra very best fur ra season annat!
Celyn

jawbox wrote:
aye ahm in Stavanger Norway tryin tae get hame tae Ingerlund oan Wednesday  tae heafrow wish me awrabest fowks.

Iffa don get bak condiments of ra season tae ra lot o yese!!

Very Happy


That should be a laugh for you.    Sad    Me, I'm wondering why the BBC isn't shouting for the English Transport Minster to resign.    They were quick enough to get stuck into Stewart Stevenson.
ozneil

Jis to cheer yez all up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH0vMpp3ma4&feature=related
Fey Hag

Anuther uv those bluidy Ozzy lies; more suited ta the Magpie dodger than
you Oz. Rolling Eyes  Can jist stand it weoot ra muzak.
Ra daft bugga's ur up to their necks in whater.

Whir no much better orf, like livin in a  tumble dryer ra noo.  
Celyn

Santa Bloody Claus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8FUrUGTTfM
ozneil

well hows about this?

A Queensland truckie was asked by his seppo mates to describe an Aussie Xmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRg8LCSV1GM&feature=related
jawbox

Made it bak ok  Laughing

awrabestfolks!!!!
ozneil

jawbox wrote:
Made it bak ok  Laughing

awrabestfolks!!!!


Well done

&

all the best too.
notanimby

Scottish Christmas Fairy


 

I am a little fairy
Oan tap o' the Christmas Tree
It's no' a joab ah fancy
Well! How would you like tae be me?

Ah'm tarted up wi' tinsel
It's enough to mak ye boke:
An’ a couple o' jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o' ma froack.

An' wi' a' these lichts aroon’ me
Ah canna get ma sleep
‘Cos thur's aye this yearly visit
Fae Santa – Bearded big fat creep!

Oan Christmas Day, ah'm stuck up here
While you're a a' wirin' in
An' naebody says, "Heh! You up there,-
Could ye go a slug o' gin?

It's nae joke bein' a fairy
The joab's beyond belief
Ye go 'roon and 'roon the bairnies’ beds
An' lift their rotten teeth.

But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets -
An' I've mentioned only some -
The very worst is up a tree
Wi' pine needles up yer bum.

When a' the fairies meet again
In the licht o' the silvery moon,
Ye can tell the Christmas fairies -
They're the wans that cannae sit doon.

The Christmas tree's a bonny sicht
As the firelight softly flickers.
But think o' me! A'm stuck up here
Wi' needles in mah knickers !

So, soon as Christmas time's richt by
An' I stoap bein' sae fu’ o' cheer
Ah'll get awa back tae Fairyland
An' ah'll see yez a' next year.
ozneil

Fey Hag

R yis floatin Oz,  ur goin doon for ra third tyme?
ozneil

Fey Hag wrote:
R yis floatin Oz,  ur goin doon for ra third tyme?



We're OK in Sydney, thanks,  my home town of Brisbane is gonna cop it again. Marina pontoons complete with moored boats are being washed down the river

How is your toe?

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