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dosser

Jist tae see where it goes......

2Oats does a AG and comes back tae tell us he disnae like us.

Ayreshiretattie an' Sqiorb or sumbdie spelt similar came back tae confuse me..........

Let's get back tae sanity, eh folks?



Unfortunately, I have nothing to say on the subject of sanity except.....














CRAYFISH
Heidy

Shuild that no be LOABSTUURS?   Very Happy
Onywey things must be tite oot ther if ther comin oan here tae moan.....an as ye say aw this anst oan threeds canny be a bad thing! Rolling Eyes
jawbox

Re: Jist tae see where it goes......

dosser wrote:
Let's get back tae sanity, eh folks?
Unfortunately, I have nothing to say on the subject of sanity except


Groucho Marx: Now pay particular attention to this first clause, because it's most important. There's the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part. How do you like that, that's pretty neat eh?

Chico Marx: No, that's no good.

Groucho Marx: What's the matter with it?

Chico Marx: I don't know, let's hear it again.

Groucho Marx: So the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part.

Chico Marx: Well it sounds a little better this time.

Groucho Marx: Well, it grows on you. Would you like to hear it once more?

Chico Marx: Just the first part.

Groucho Marx: What do you mean, the party of the first part?

Chico Marx: No, the first part of the party, of the first part.

Groucho Marx: All right. It says the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part, shall be known in this contract - look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this, we'll take it right out, eh?

Chico Marx: Yes, it's too long anyhow. Now what have we got left?

Groucho Marx: Well I've got about a foot and a half. Now what's the matter?

Chico Marx: I don't like the second party either.

Groucho Marx: Well, you should have come to the first party, we didn't get home till around four in the morning. I was blind for three days.

Chico Marx: Hey look, why can't the first part of the second party be the second part of the first party, then you'll get something.

Groucho Marx: Well look, rather than go through all that again, what do you say?

Chico Marx: Fine.

Groucho Marx: Now I've got something here you're bound to like, you'll be crazy about it.

Chico Marx: No, I don't like it.

Groucho Marx: You don't like what?

Chico Marx: Whatever it is, I don't like it.

Groucho Marx: Well don't let's break up an old friendship over a thing like that. Ready?

Chico Marx: OK. Now the next part I don't think you're going to like.

Groucho Marx: Well your word's good enough for me. Now then, is my word good enough for you?

Chico Marx: I should say not.

Groucho Marx: Well I'll take out two more clauses. Now the party of the eighth part --

Chico Marx: No, that's no good, no.

Groucho Marx: The party of the ninth part --

Chico Marx: No, that's no good too. Hey, how is it my contract is skinnier than yours?

Groucho Marx: Well, I don't know, you must have been out on a tail last night. But anyhow, we're all set now, are we? Now just you put your name right down there, then the deal is legal.

Chico Marx: I forgot to tell you, I can't write.

Groucho Marx: Well that's all right, there's no ink in the pen anyhow. But listen, it's a contract isn't it? We've got a contract, no matter how small it is.

Chico Marx: Oh sure. You bet. Hey wait, wait. What does this say here, this thing here?

Groucho Marx: Oh that? Oh that's the usual clause, that's in every contract. That just says, it says, 'If any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified.'

Chico Marx: Well, I don't know.

Groucho Marx: It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.

Chico Marx: You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.   Very Happy
Fey Hag

Shocked There aint no sanitary one either.

No we Heidie postin Shocked
ozneil

Heidy wrote:
Shuild that no be LOABSTUURS?   Very Happy
Onywey things must be tite oot ther if ther comin oan here tae moan.....an as ye say aw this anst oan threeds canny be a bad thing! Rolling Eyes


Its the clauses that make the difference


PS Fey was watching the crayfishermen working out of Milford Sound on TV the other night.    Some guys ... they are tough!!!

Fantastic scenery and very very rough seas
Fey Hag

ozneil wrote:
Heidy wrote:
Shuild that no be LOABSTUURS?   Very Happy
Onywey things must be tite oot ther if ther comin oan here tae moan.....an as ye say aw this anst oan threeds canny be a bad thing! Rolling Eyes


Its the clauses that make the difference


PS Fey was watching the crayfishermen working out of Milford Sound on TV the other night.    Some guys ... they are tough!!!

Fantastic scenery and very very rough seas


Himself Hag, wus aon one of those boats fer three years when he wur furst in ra land uv ra Kiwi.
They even changed ra law fer him so a boat kuid be a fixed place of abode him bein an alien anaw.
ozneil

Fey Hag wrote:

Himself Hag, wus aon one of those boats fer three years when he wur furst in ra land uv ra Kiwi.
They even changed ra law fer him so a boat kuid be a fixed place of abode him bein an alien anaw.



WOWWW I lifts my titfer to him.

That is one hell of tough way to make a crust!!!
Clash

Naw ya erse oz. She wisny talking about bread.

She wis talking about crust aceans.

Now yer talking Fey: we aywis kent you wurny normal and now you've admitted it tae the wurld.
ozneil

Clash wrote:
Naw ya erse oz. She wisny talking about bread.

She wis talking about crust aceans.

Now yer talking Fey: we aywis kent you wurny normal and now you've admitted it tae the wurld.


Good Goad a Banana Bender!!!!  G'die

'ow ya goin Mite??? Long time
dosser

Keep Australia tidy!










Gie Brisbane tae New Zealand.
Fey Hag

[quote="ozneil"]
Clash wrote:


Now yer talking Fey: we aywis kent you wurny normal and now you've admitted it tae the wurld.



Whoo ra frigg wants tae be kent normal among ewes lot. Shocked
Heidy

Keep Australia tidy!

Tae dae thon ye wid need tae expatriate thon diddy Clash...an level his dosshoose.....
An round up aw his rellies an get thum onty a slow boat tae leith! Laughing
Chookie

Heidy wrote:
Keep Australia tidy!

Tae dae thon ye wid need tae expatriate thon diddy Clash...an level his dosshoose.....
An round up aw his rellies an get thum onty a slow boat tae leith! Laughing

Fuck that. Ah'mur ower close tae Embra. Send thum tae Dumb bartin.......

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