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dosser

It's no' richt. It's jist no' richt.....

Maybes a day'll yet come when I'm no longer British and therefore no longer jist a disenfranchised piece o' yankee keech.

http://blogs.aljazeera.net/americas/2010/09/11/two-tier-justice
Fey Hag

Oh fer someyin rich 'n honest enuff (oxymoron)  tae drag the pair of child killin shyts Blair & Bush inta court fer crimes agin humanity.
They belong richt beside Sadam when it comes tae killin ra Innocent.
Celyn

That would be great but I won't be holding my breath.   Hey, mibbe the Pope could do a wee miracle and get those two what they deserve.

Or then again, mibbe not.   Sad
Fey Hag

Seein as ra Pope is anither bluidy mass murderer (bannin condoms tae ra faithful we aids) ah think who iver doles oot ra miracles is no talkin tae him.
dosser

Fey Hag wrote:
Seein as ra Pope is anither bluidy mass murderer (bannin condoms tae ra faithful we aids)


Ah wiz talkin' tae a cafflick the ither day, and he wiz sayin' fowlk hae got this a' wrang.

While no exactly encouraging contraception, the Cafflick Kirk disnae akshly ban it, considerin' instead it a matter furra indyviyul's consience.

There's ban on anything whit terminates a pregnancy, but nae ban on things whit merely prevent pregnancy.

Is this richt, ur wiz mah cafflick freen jist spoutin a' loadae keech?
Fey Hag

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Is this richt, ur wiz mah cafflick freen jist spoutin a' loadae keech?

Cordin tae mah kafflik s-i-l load a keech.
Thats hur whit has 7 dauchters, gits absulooshun ivery tyme; dinna ken whit that means, fact ah try no tae discuss it we hur, does mah heid in soitdoes.
Yir spozed tae practice ra rythum method, whitiver that is, duznae seem ta hiv heped hur. Rolling Eyes  Rolling Eyes
notanimby

Fey Hag wrote:
Quote:
Is this richt, ur wiz mah cafflick freen jist spoutin a' loadae keech?

Cordin tae mah kafflik s-i-l load a keech.
Thats hur whit has 7 dauchters, gits absulooshun ivery tyme; dinna ken whit that means, fact ah try no tae discuss it we hur, does mah heid in soitdoes.
Yir spozed tae practice ra rythum method, whitiver that is, duznae seem ta hiv heped hur. Rolling Eyes  Rolling Eyes


Ma maw wizza health visitor, her an dall her colleagues(incloodin ra kafflik wans) called it vatican roolett
dosser

Ah wiz talkin' tae somewan recently aboot the rythum method. It seems there's a name fur fowlk whit practice it.

Parents.
bormes

In Eire the Douane check yer bags fur condoms an' birth control eqipmint, an' confiskatye any they find.
dosser

Jeez, you're goin' back a bit, ur ye no'?

They've caught up a wee bit in the past coupla decades. It's a' legal noo. Oral contraceptives is allowed. Ye can buy rubber johnies annat even wi'oot a prescription.

They'd only confiscate yer condoms noo if they wiz filled wi' smack or somethin'. And Ah suspect they wuildnae like it if ye turned up at customs wearin' nuthin' but a rubber johnie, but usually it's a okay noo.
bormes

Aye, sorry it wis a lang time agi in a diffirint lifetime that ah wis in Eire an N I as weel.
SengaMcp

Thon rythm method didna w**k fur me evin tho ahmur verra musikul. Ah blame thon Latin beat, an ah've fower born sons an wan adopted tae prove it. Mebbes ah shuid hae tried a different rythm, Blues mebbe?

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