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SengaMcp

Iss bein ra gloriuss twelfth...

Ah've bin oot tae a estate set up by a expat Scot furra huntin ora haggii. Ah cawt iss prime example o Haggius Scotticus Nobilis fur wur tea:

Boudleaux C Merkin

Ooooooh, Ah'm sleverin' like a ... ( Ah wiz gaun tae say like a peedofile in a skool playgrun  but thankfully Ah stoaped mahsel in time ) bastirt jist lookin' at it. Pass the neeps and chips.
Chookie

Re: Iss bein ra gloriuss twelfth...

SengaMcp wrote:
Ah've bin oot tae a estate set up by a expat Scot furra huntin ora haggii. Ah cawt iss prime example o Haggius Scotticus Nobilis fur wur tea:


Ye caw that a haggis??? At's jist a bairn.......
SengaMcp

Aye it is that, thur mair tender ye ken an dinna need hingin as lang. Thur wis plenty furra three o us an we ferr enjoyed it. Ra carcass made a guid drap o soup fur the day annol. See me, thrifty ahmur.
Fey Hag

Ah hope yea kept ra furry bits fer a muffler.
gearaineach

Ah wid hae thocht the hairy bits wid mak a bonnie sporran  Very Happy
Boudleaux C Merkin

Mah auld granny, in her heilan' hame, a mere country mile frae the glorious, porridge covered mountains of  Hamilton, used tae shave the haggises afore she plunged thum, alive an' squealin', intae a boilin' pot o' lukewarm Irn-bru.
"Simmer the wee fuckers fur at least three days an' nights in a month wi' three vowels in it tae get the best results," the mono-toothed aged relation telt us weans as we sat, goggle-eyed and hauf cut by the family Aga in oor wee but an' ben .... or it might huv been oor wee doch an' doris? Anywey, an' this'll bring back happy memories tae lots o' youse, we weans wid jump up - giggling and screaming like banshees - and batter granny ower the heid an' rifle through hur purse fur some money fur drugs; happy, happy days.
Fey Hag

Sinse yea menshuned But'n Bens.

Hiv inny uv yis read But'n'Ben A-Go-Go??

Soons interestin.
SengaMcp

Issit aythin like ra Best Little Whorehouse in Texas wit Boo tauld me aboot?
Neil

Nae sae much a chicken ranch... mair like a henhoose.
Fey Hag

As ah seid soon interestin see fer yirsel.


The year is AD 2090. Global Flooding has left most of the Scotland under water. The descendants of those who survived God's Flood live in a community of floating island parishes, known collectively as Port.

Port's citizens live in mortal fear of Senga, a supervirus whose victims are kept in a giant warehouse in sealed capsules called Kists.
Paolo Broon is a low-ranking cyberjanny. His life-partner, Nadia, lies forgotten and alone in Omega Kist 624 in the Rigo Imbeki Medical Center. When he recieves an unexpected message from his radge criminal father to meet him at But n Ben A-Go-Go, Paolo's life is changed forever.
He must traverse VINE, Port and the Drylands and deal with rebel American tourists and crabbit Dundonian microchips to discover the truth about his family's past in order to free Nadia from the sair grip of the merciless Senga.

Set in a distinctly unbonnie future-Scotland, the novel's dangerous atmosphere and psychologically-malkied characters weave a tale that both chills and intrigues. In But n Ben A-Go-Go, Matthew Fitt takes the allegedly dead language of Scots and energises it with a narrative that cracks and fizzles with life.
Heidy

Ye need tae lie doon in a dark room merr Fey! Very Happy
SengaMcp

Wit! Me! A virus! Shurely no!
Fey Hag

Ah jist want tae see if ah kuid read it & understand whits going on, after 7 years of tawkin tae sum uv yea.
Celyn

So, this book is not just a product of fevered Fey imagination, then?  It does exist?   Heh, I might seek it out and read it just for the general weirdness.

Not fair to make our pal Senga a virus though.   Shocked
Fey Hag

Celyn wrote:
So, this book is not just a product of fevered Fey imagination, then?  It does exist?   Heh, I might seek it out and read it just for the general weirdness.

Not fair to make our pal Senga a virus though.   Shocked


Ah'm shoor if he had met wur Senga he wud hae used anither neme.

Tell me how it goes Celyn cos ah no kin  get it heir, 'n ah can no aford things in yur high cholesterol money we post on top.
SengaMcp

Ah dae hae wan wee problem wee thon beasties ah wuid like yer sage advice ower. See thon porcupine-like herrs under thur oxturs? Is thur a quicker way o gettin rid o thum wioot stickin yersel ither than tediussly pulin thujm oot wi tweezers? Ah've awso treyd burnin thum aff wi a blowtorch like ye dae wi ra oinkers, but ah near set fire taera kitchen an WSO'll no let me dae at ony mair.
Fey Hag

Wur road runner type beastie (Pukeko) has tendons in his legs like darning needles ah pul thum we muh wire strainers.


Pukeko
weejan

Have you tried covering it in mud and leaving it to dry out, then when you break off the mud all the nasty bits come away with it?
Celyn

What, Jan, you want tae buy them tickets to Glastonbury? Laughing
weejan

See Glasto and die  

I think it would W*** but it will add to the housekeeping costs. If we are on a budget, then we have a problem.
Boudleaux C Merkin

Huv ye read Trainspotting, Fey? That'll get ye intae ra patwah o' ra exotick  East.
Fey Hag

Naw Boo ah need tae keep mah elooshuns aboot yung males ur ah kuid becum a berserker Granny 'n wipe oot ra line.

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