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alba

I'm aff the day

Ah jist foaned in err an took a day aff. Ah huv big plans ah dayin exactly nada...absafuckinlootley nuthin. I'm no even gawnie finish typin this po
Boudleaux C Merkin

Ah think youse wiz fuckin' generous phonin' in!  Very Happy
AG

Typin po's? Did ye pull the plug oan the coontincy then? Must be rerr fun but.



Ye kin even get po's whit resembul the real thing noo.



Ah howp yer ferr flushed wi success in yer nyoo joab Alba.









Jaikit's oan
ayrshiretattie

Re: I'm aff the day

alba wrote:
Ah jist foaned in err an took a day aff. Ah huv big plans ah dayin exactly nada...absafuckinlootley nuthin. I'm no even gawnie finish typin this po


Very Happy
Good for you. Get some Jeremy Kyle doon yer neck! Forewarned is forearmed. Wink

I well remember as a wean being absolutely and totally appalled when the horrid light of day dawned: that folk all roond aboot me - my da, my granda, my pals' das & grandas, other folks' maws - were away for most of the day 5 days a week, doing pish they didnae feel like doin, among people they didnae want to be with, and with only two days off from it a week. All just to be able to eat and live under a roof.

I'm still totally appalled by it. Five days on and two days off? An absolute scunner. Whose grand idea was that? How the hell do we stand it?

...And why the hell do we still stand it?? Madness. It's no bloody fair, is what it is. Five on and two off; year in, year oot for most of yer grown up life, and employers who resent having to give you any time off at all. Hell no.

Evil or Very Mad
SengaMcp

Wit Aryie said. Ah refer yese tae ma siggy.
Fey Hag

Whit ra F???? Ur yea tawkin aboot.
Yir born, yea git oop on yir hind legs-----fra that dee forward (uf your no a male uv ra species) ut's do this, fetch that, go there, come here, then it's lurn this, win this, catch him, do this, do that, then yea fawl of ra perch.

A dee off??? whit in ra neme uv ra wee mon is that? Rolling Eyes
Neil

Ah dae 28 days on an 28 days aff.

An Ah'm peyed for bein there, nae for dae'n onythin.
Boudleaux C Merkin

Ah didnae ken ye wiz an MP, Neil! Shocked
Fey Hag

Neil wrote:

An Ah'm peyed for bein there, nae for dae'n onythin.


Soons jist lyke ra son, a Lekki whit jockeys ra big switches.

Gits peyed fer walkin aboot lookin important, jist in case summut goes wrang.
Neil

Sometimes Ah cerry a clipboard aboot wi me.
SengaMcp

Please, please tell me ye dinna hae a pokkit protectur?
Neil

Hivins no! Ah wear overalls.

an big steel-taed beets.

an a hard hat.

an bifocal safety glesses so's Ah kin read stuff wi'oot takkin them aff.

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