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dosser

How long wiz yer ballot paper.

Ah've jist votit at 6.30pm - there's been a massive tirnoot o' jist unner 10% here a' day.

Anyways, mah ballot paper wis (and Ah'm no' zajeratatin) fully 30 inches lang wi' abdie fae BNP tae Christians an UKIP an every mad, mental bastirt imaginable wantin' mah vote.

30 freakin' inches! Has embdie seen bigger?
Heidy

Whit kinda daft twat goes inty a pollin station wi a fuggin tape measure en?



Mibbes you shuilda hud yer name onit annaw runnin fur the coo-peltuurs party.....Haw haw haw ........ Very Happy
dosser

Heidy wrote:
Whit kinda daft twat goes inty a pollin station wi a fuggin tape measure en?


Me! so deal wi' it!

Akshly, usually, Ah jist go doon, scratch a X at random and leave. But this time Ah thocht Ah'd make a real nicht o' it and measure sumthin as weel. We dinnae get much exitement roond here.
notanimby

Went tae vote ra night wae ra wife and ra dugs(they cannae vote as thur no old enuff yet, but we got them postal votes anyways)
Went intae pollin stashun, gave over ma kerd and ra wee wummin says this is ra wrong kerd, thi sis fur the by-elekshun in a fortnight, ah wiz goin yooo mean we get tae dae this again, haud me back.
Christ ther wiz 13 names onra big yella form. Incloodin the yoozual loonies like ra BNP, UKIP, some mental kristyin mob and sumthin called ra jury sumthin(yoo get 15 folk furra price of wan)
Heidy

Ah thot Dossuur that ye wis thinkin nae doot like notanimby ye wid be measurin up ra wee pollin hut thingy tae see if ye cuild pit yer doos inty it!
Wance ye hud hauf inched it of coorse...
Ther agen bein frae Clootie City,(is at rite) ye wid mibbes huv used it as a hoose? Very Happy
notascot

youse guys ur lucky oor last senate voting pepper hud 72 nems oan it & votin is compulsory (90+% turnoot). Mind ye, ye dinnae huv tae marke each wan. Jist the wans ye wantit in oarder aw preffferens
ayrshiretattie

Another story on the news today - in among the cheneral hilarity Twisted Evil - of how some eejit folk doon sooth couldnae manage to er, W*** the bloody ballot paper....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8084086.stm

See if ye cannae W*** out, in a polling station, how to put an x on a big bit of paper next to the folk you want to vote for, then you're just too bloody stupid to be allowed to vote.

There's a good name for a party

Excellent busy news day today, on the telly and the wireless. Couldnae make it up. Barking madder and madder and madder.

Duvet over head time... I cannae afford to stay this absolutely scunnered this long. Bad for the blood pressure. Parcel o rogues disnae come into it.

Confused
Celyn

ayrshiretattie wrote:
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Barking madder and madder and madder.



Oh, probably no madder than the rest of London, really.   Laughing
ayrshiretattie

Aye, but why does he insist on hangin about like shite on everybody's shoes when it MUST be clear to him by now that naebody - absolutely naebody - wants him...? He never even had a mandate in the first place.

Extraordinary.
Celyn

Wasn't supporting dear Prudence - was being silly about the London Borough of Barking. Smile
Heidy

Tae be serious aboot aw iss,noo oan oor ballot paypuur ther wis aboot merr than a dozin "parties"..
An aw wi aboot fower or five nemms on thum...
noo in the time we wis made aware,thru ra telly an papers that ther wis a euro election comin up...
we got NAE wan callin at ra door....
we got NAE pamphlets or circulars...aboot who or whit wis staunin....
we got NAE indications o meetins or ony stuff in the area....
This whole thing is a blatint fuggin example o the contempt that this shower o currints,ie politishuns haud us aw in contempt!
Ahm fuggin ragin so ahmur! Evil or Very Mad
SengaMcp

So, yer a bit miffed then Heids?
dosser

Heidy wrote:
Tae be serious aboot aw iss,noo oan oor ballot paypuur ther wis aboot merr than a dozin "parties"..
An aw wi aboot fower or five nemms on thum...
noo in the time we wis made aware,thru ra telly an papers that ther wis a euro election comin up...
we got NAE wan callin at ra door....
we got NAE pamphlets or circulars...aboot who or whit wis staunin....
we got NAE indications o meetins or ony stuff in the area....
This whole thing is a blatint fuggin example o the contempt that this shower o currints,ie politishuns haud us aw in contempt!
Ahm fuggin ragin so ahmur! Evil or Very Mad


Ah see it mair as a indykashin o' the hale UK's contempt fer Europe.

Did ye notice hoo many o' the perties (no' jist UKIP) wiz anti-Europe?

That wiz a very important election fowlk jist dismissed as if it wiz furra a local Parish Cooncil or sumthin.

Personally, in spite o' it's many flaws, Ah wid be happy tae live in a Federal Europe - always providin' Scotland ceased tae be pert o' Britain furst. Being' British jist means bein a disenfranchised Murcan these days. Ah want tae be Scottish and European.
SengaMcp

Me too Dosser. Ah've lang said ah'd admit tae ben Yurpeen afore British.
notanimby

SengaMcp wrote:
Me too Dosser. Ah've lang said ah'd admit tae ben Yurpeen afore British.


Thank fek furra that, ah thought ah wizra only wan that felt like that.
SengaMcp

Lo ese mony moons ago fan they hud jist brocht in they cheap travel roon Yurp tikkit thingies fur unner 24s sum freens an me went backpackin. Maist folks we met, speshully in French France, thot we wis British (meanin English) an we wisny treatit nice attaw. Ra follyin year we didit again, iss time wira boys werrin thur kilts, folks cuidna dae enuff fur us. We got a grand welcome ay pless we went an a guid few free meals/beds on ra strength o bein Scots.

Ah hud decidit ages afore iss at ah didna want tae be kent as British, indeed ah used tae pit Scottish oan application forms an such whenivver ah cuid get awa wi it. Thon twa trips served tae prove tae me (if ah hud ony doots) at bein Scots is a guid thing, bein Yurpeen is a guid thing. But, bein British... Blech!

Ra Welsh an us is ra last colonies o a defunct empire. Ra sooner wur free o it ra better.
notascot

Many moons ago my NZ sec & a few of her friends were "doing" Europe in a beat up Combi van.

They got stuck in a long long queue between Italy & Austria(caused by some strike or other) a Italian customs car came down the queue checking it out it screeched to a stop when they saw their Combi plastered in NZ flags
He walked over all serious & official & told them to follow him. Girls were a bit worried. They drove 5km up to the very front of the queue . Customs officer told them he had been a POW in NZ in WW2 & had received great kindness & this was him repaying some of it.

Fey  the young lady came from Blenheim

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