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Celyn

How Computers W***

Senga has had computer problems and so have I so I'm thinking this will be very useful for most of us here.

http://boingboing.net/2011/12/21/how-computers-W***.html

So there you have it.  Feed them enough meat, always make sure the kittens are warm enough, and NEVER allow the computer to dream and Bob's your uncle, all manner of things shall be well etc.

And remember the red ones go faster.    Smile


N.B. Because we can't use a certain 4 letter word here, you have to add

ork.html

to the link.
Clash

Efter I looked at the publisher which said "A Ladybird Book" I got interested.

Efter I realised it wis about computers it brought back memories of queing up at Heriot Watt at lunchtime trying tae get served wi beer; Your post wisny about beer at university so I lost interest.

I ken fine the red wans were faster but: see when you pour beer on them!
notanimby

Ah used tae huvtae fix ra Big Bloo wans.

Ah remember wance an auld boy ginger beer tellin me tae get ra manuals oot.

It wiz a big flow chart, so you could se whut the fault finding er flow wiz - it asked you questions n stuff, answers wurr yes or no then ontae next question.

Anyways if you took a path that sed get yer Oh-silly-skope oot, get yer lojik parobe oot, he tellt me that you had answered the previous question wrongly - tae go back and follow whit the ither path sed.

If both paths said the above you ordered up some parts and fukked aff
SengaMcp

Manyulls Nota? Manyulls! Oh say it isny sae? Yer nae techy if yis read manyulls boy! How cuid ye admit tae sic a thing?

Faur ah wis employit we yaised manyulls as doorstops an tuik ra hing tae bits tae jiggle a few connections, if that didna W***, we'd drap ra thing. If that didna didny fix it we'd order a new yin. Mind drappin ra thing ushully broke it proper if it wisny right broke awreddy an ye'd need tae order a new yin onywye. Maistly they jist needit a new gerbil.

Ah thon wis ra days. Sigh.
Celyn

Rubbish!   I happen to know that Manyull's pet in "Fawlty Towers" wisnae a gerbil.  It was a rat.

So there.
notanimby

SengaMcp wrote:
Manyulls Nota? Manyulls! Oh say it isny sae? Yer nae techy if yis read manyulls boy! How cuid ye admit tae sic a thing?

Faur ah wis employit we yaised manyulls as doorstops an tuik ra hing tae bits tae jiggle a few connections, if that didna W***, we'd drap ra thing. If that didna didny fix it we'd order a new yin. Mind drappin ra thing ushully broke it proper if it wisny right broke awreddy an ye'd need tae order a new yin onywye. Maistly they jist needit a new gerbil.

Ah thon wis ra days. Sigh.


On ra big bloo 'puters and thur equally big bloo printers, they had thur manyools kept inside thur big bloo door.

Yoo hadtae get them oot tae find oot ra  part number of whut yoo wurr goin' tae randomly order

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