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SengaMcp

Hmmph!

Here amhur umpty-bluidy-fower ra day an no wannay youse numpties remembered. Ferr scunnered ahmur. S'lucky ah brocht ra huff libry wi me fan ah left thon ither pless ehno? Noo faur'd'ah leave thon purple furry yin?
dosser

Ah'm trooly sorry, hen. Mah only excuse is that 10 days ago Ah turned umpty-bluidy-fower-plus-ten...... and noo mah memory's no' whit it was.
itsjistme

Happy b'day, Senga!
And belated b'day wishes to Dosser.
ozneil

Many happys S.  Was my Grand-daughters birthday too

Sic biscuitus disintegratum.
Fey Hag

Many many happy returns Senga!! with thon braw clan of yorn ah'm sure yea had a day foo of happyness.
It's so lang ago ah wus sae young, ah'v fergot whit it feels like.

Grand ta ken yir fit enuf tae giv wur lot a bolikin fer firgettin.
Canna say ah'll remembur next yir, it wud be a lie canna remember whit ah had fer tea. Embarassed
weejan

Happy Birthday Senga - and to Dosser as well.
I had forgotten about the huffs.
Clash

I wis gonny send you a kerd Senga but chust in time I remembered that you're prolly suffering frae that wimmins disease..... ye ken the one.... fuck canny mind it... the wan you've decided that you're gonny have a rest.... a pause... that's the one.... Many pauses Senga.

an good luck tae wee spanish onions.

On a positive note yer birthday kerds have probably been recycled from 1978 when you wur four.

Many happy's Senga darling.
Celyn

Oh, I am late.  All righty, best wishes to Senga and Dosser and to all the rest of you for future birthdays.  Right, that's me covered for the year now.   Smile

I turned umpty-bloody-zero and I'm old.  When I remember, I'll get the purple things to wear.
notanimby

Celyn wrote:
Oh, I am late.  All righty, best wishes to Senga and Dosser and to all the rest of you for future birthdays.  Right, that's me covered for the year now.   Smile

I turned umpty-bloody-zero and I'm old.  When I remember, I'll get the purple things to wear.


Purple? Fuks sake you'll get dosser and Clash all jealous - they are now at the age when they have startit wearing beige everything
Celyn

I hope they remember to wear the cardigans and wee bunnets, 'cos that's part of the uniform.
notanimby

Celyn wrote:
I hope they remember to wear the cardigans and wee bunnets, 'cos that's part of the uniform.


plus shoes that have velcro straps and are either grey or beige


kin clash hing wee corks on string frae his wee beige bunnit?
Celyn

Shoes with velcro straps sounds like a great idea!  How about some with velcro soles too, so as to to skid about on wet pavements?      I want those.  Clash can have corks in any colour he wants as long as it's beige.
notanimby

Celyn wrote:
Shoes with velcro straps sounds like a great idea!  How about some with velcro soles too, so as to to skid about on wet pavements?      I want those.  Clash can have corks in any colour he wants as long as it's beige.


Sorry Celyn - velcro strapped shoes are available fur weans who huvnae learnt tae tie thur laces yet and auld folk (like clash and heidie) who huv forgotten (auldtimers disease or even lazy-basturt-syndrome)
Celyn

I wish there had been velcro shoes when I was wee.  Hated tying laces.
notanimby

Celyn wrote:
I wish there had been velcro shoes when I was wee.  Hated tying laces.


Wait a few years then you kin "fill yer boots" wance yer auld enuff
Celyn

Huh.

Today I went to Tesco.   Then me and shopping trolley go tromp tromp tromp along the way home.  There's a bit where there are some stairs to go down on the path.  Then there appeared a helpful woman who offered to help me with trolley.  (Why is all the healthy veg and stuff heavier than, say, cream cakes?)

I said that was very nice of her and thanks very much but I'd manage fine.  She said it would be nae bother as she does it for her granny every day.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!    Crying or Very sad  Crying or Very sad  Crying or Very sad  

It wouldn't have been so bad had she been about 14 or something, but she was in her mid twenties at a guess.

Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
ozneil

Know the feeling Celyn

Was coming home from the city by bus one day. It was crowded & I had to stand.  A young lass in school uniform encumbered by back pack, gym bag & violin case started struggling the her feet to give me her seat. I told her to sit still as she had so much stuff but thanked her.

I dont know to be pleased about her manners or upset I looks so old that a young lady feels obliged to give a man her seat  Crying or Very sad  Crying or Very sad

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