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Heidi

Heidi telt me about this but I wis trying to get intae Heidi's site (the lekki wan) but some complete bastard has locked it.

Heidi says he;s been looking at some kunts on this site and has telt me that he's not happy that it;s prolly a folkie who has creeped in and stopped good and christian people making comments on HIS SITE.

Heidi tellt me that he knows who you are.

YA KUNT.

That wisny me..... it wis a ghooooost.
dosser

I always agree with everything Clash says.

Could some kind soul please advise me as to what I'm agreeing with this time.
notanimby

Re: Heidi

Clash wrote:
Heidi telt me about this but I wis trying to get intae Heidi's site (the lekki wan) but some complete bastard has locked it.

Heidi says he;s been looking at some kunts on this site and has telt me that he's not happy that it;s prolly a folkie who has creeped in and stopped good and christian people making comments on HIS SITE.

Heidi tellt me that he knows who you are.

YA KUNT.

That wisny me..... it wis a ghooooost.


Ah ya daft fucker ye, Heidi is a wee lassie frae Switzerland, dae ye mean oor auld pal heidy, the spark frae DUMBarton
Celyn

dosser wrote:
I always agree with everything Clash says.

Could some kind soul please advise me as to what I'm agreeing with this time.


No, Clash is a law unto himself.  Or one of those unknown unknowns.  Plus, he is upside down,  so that doesn't help.
Clash

Well you're completely wrong missis library because I wis telt that I wisny upside down yesterday or even the day before. It's been mair than a month since the grate Clash hus been anything else but vertical: so get fucked.

PS Ah'm mortally embarrassed. I've aywis called Heidi Heidi. What's it called Celyn? Hing oan.... it's google time.... oh great. The first site I came to wis for Clashmusic which explains a lot..... to me.

Come on Ms Library; what's the word for a misheard lyric?

Gladly the crosseyed bear etc etc.?
Clash

Ah'm gonny have to start a new subject aren't I?
notanimby

Clash wrote:
Well you're completely wrong missis library because I wis telt that I wisny upside down yesterday or even the day before. It's been mair than a month since the grate Clash hus been anything else but vertical: so get fucked.

PS Ah'm mortally embarrassed. I've aywis called Heidi Heidi. What's it called Celyn? Hing oan.... it's google time.... oh great. The first site I came to wis for Clashmusic which explains a lot..... to me.

Come on Ms Library; what's the word for a misheard lyric?


Gladly the crosseyed bear etc etc.?


Deif, Stupit, - take yer pick
Celyn

Oh look at me.  WEEKS later!   Anyway, I think the word Clash was looking for was probably "Mondegreen".

I think the story goes that somebody misheard a line from 'The Bonny Earl of Moray".

They hae slain the Earl of Moray
and hae laid him on the green

OR

... slain the E. of M.
and the Lady Mondegreen
Clash

As usual Celyn!

Fuck off you knowall bastard. I knew that all the time.

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