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Fey

Hus aybdy hurd fae Fey? She's no bin in in a whiley and ahmur wurrit. If ye see iss Fey pop in a let us ken foo ye ur, we miss ye.
weejan

She was on FB a few days ago. I left a comment that you were asking after her, hopefully she will respond.
dosser

Weel, thanks for that weejan.

I hadn't thought of Facebook (I'm only on it nominally - cannae really get my heid aroond it.)

A pity really. If I understood Faceplook, I micht o' avoided recruiting a cyber-search part tae find her. As it is, Ah've got Clash and Saxy noo lookin' fer her as weel.

Maybe's she'll get the message that she's muchly loved (and missed) here.

Unlike Clash.
notanimby

dosser wrote:
Weel, thanks for that weejan.

I hadn't thought of Facebook (I'm only on it nominally - cannae really get my heid aroond it.)

A pity really. If I understood Faceplook, I micht o' avoided recruiting a cyber-search part tae find her. As it is, Ah've got Clash and Saxy noo lookin' fer her as weel.

Maybe's she'll get the message that she's muchly loved (and missed) here.

Unlike Clash.


Ur yoo sayin then that clash didnae get the message that he's much loved etc here then....................
Neil

Oi! Ah dae the pedantin roon here.
Fey Hag

Och see that whit this place needed --fer me tae bugger off.

Yir braw so yea ur; fancy askin aboot me after aw this time.

After Gus died ah went  to ra deep Sooth ta stey we dauchter #1 but she is so far off the beaten track she ainly has steam dialoop ah kuidno contact yiz.

Mah health has nae been grand but ah'm on the up road ra noo.
Bluidy Dr had me on ra overdose Rolling Eyes

Ah hae a bit of catchin oop readin in heir ta doo.

Grand tae be back.
ozneil

Huggg Fey!!

good to hear from you
SengaMcp

Yay! Hawerr Fey, ye've bin tae lang away. Jings, ah neerly did a McGonagall thur, sorry, ahmur jist ferr owercome. Ahmur richt glad yer back inra fold agen.
Fey Hag

Och yiv awl got oos greetin 'n ma nebs drapin on ra keyboard.

Warm fuzzies bein back in ra fold. Cool
Celyn

SengaMcp wrote:
Yay! Hawerr Fey, ye've bin tae lang away. Jings, ah neerly did a McGonagall thur....


Aye, 'twas a bright May day in the year two thousand and twelve
when Fey came back, her very own selve
and she's never fallen intae the silvery Tay
which is easy by the way
'cos Fey lives so very far away
but it's great tae see her back the day
and I hope Fey will always stay aroon
even if she lives upside-doon
like Clash
but probably a better cook



Shit, that McGonagall stuff is harder than it looks.       Laughing
Neil

A hidden talent is discovered.  Shocked
aNonnyMoose

Neil wrote:
A hidden talent is discovered.  Shocked

Talent like yon shid bide hidden...    Razz
Gid tae see yi, Fey
Gowk

Celyn wrote:
SengaMcp wrote:
Yay! Hawerr Fey, ye've bin tae lang away. Jings, ah neerly did a McGonagall thur....


Aye, 'twas a bright May day in the year two thousand and twelve
when Fey came back, her very own selve
and she's never fallen intae the silvery Tay
which is easy by the way
'cos Fey lives so very far away
but it's great tae see her back the day
and I hope Fey will always stay aroon
even if she lives upside-doon
like Clash
but probably a better cook



Shit, that McGonagall stuff is harder than it looks.       Laughing



Here.. ah think ah might know somebody that's goat a tune tae fit that...  quite an unusual time signature, mind.  And the key's a bit weird. Well, the  keyS are a bit weird. Sort of like a haka crossed with a Gregorian chant mashed up wi a rugby song... that kinna thing.
SengaMcp

Ackshully Gowk, at soons quite promisin. Micht evin be a yoochoob hit in it.
Celyn

Gowk wrote:


Here.. ah think ah might know somebody that's goat a tune tae fit that...  quite an unusual time signature, mind.  And the key's a bit weird. Well, the  keyS are a bit weird. Sort of like a haka crossed with a Gregorian chant mashed up wi a rugby song... that kinna thing.


Aha!   Fame and fortune beckon!
Neil

Gowk wrote:
Here.. ah think ah might know somebody that's goat a tune tae fit that...  quite an unusual time signature, mind.  And the key's a bit weird. Well, the  keyS are a bit weird. Sort of like a haka crossed with a Gregorian chant mashed up wi a rugby song... that kinna thing.

As lang's there's nae rappin involved Ah cuid probly learn tae tolerate it. Twisted Evil
Fey Hag

Embarassed N'ear had a powum rit aboot me afore. Shocked

Ah'm flattered soaham richt real falttered Embarassed  Embarassed
notanimby

Celyn wrote:
SengaMcp wrote:
Yay! Hawerr Fey, ye've bin tae lang away. Jings, ah neerly did a McGonagall thur....


Aye, 'twas a bright May day in the year two thousand and twelve
when Fey came back, her very own selve
and she's never fallen intae the silvery Tay
which is easy by the way
'cos Fey lives so very far away
but it's great tae see her back the day
and I hope Fey will always stay aroon
even if she lives upside-doon
like Clash
but probably a better cook



Shit, that McGonagall stuff is harder than it looks.       Laughing


You should try daein it in a Walter McCorrisken fashion
Celyn

Fey Hag wrote:
Embarassed N'ear had a powum rit aboot me afore. Shocked
...


I think you need to delete that "afore" bit there.    Smile
Celyn

notanimby wrote:


You should try daein it in a Walter McCorrisken fashion


I tended to get him mixed up with Ebeneezer McIlwham (Cliff Hanley), so was never sure if Walter McCorrisken was real or not.  But here he is seeming to be real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=ct3m5nJ5kf8

Have I told you about a time I went (being stuck in London at the time) to visit in Scotland, partly camping holiday, partly visiting people, bringing with me English boyfriend.   We were in Dundee and in a book shop, and it turned out that he did NOT know that McGonagall was real.  He thought that he was only an invention of Spike Milligan.     Laughing    

So, happy with this new knowledge, he bought one of those wee touristy books of the poems of Wm. McG.   Then we go over the bridge  to meet my friend in Wormit.  First, she laughs a lot at the notion of McGonagall not being real, then  we all got into reading the wee book and reading the Great Works out loud and it was very nearly a disaster!  SO much laughing at it that we very nearly didn't have time for any dinner or to get to the pub.    Shocked   Mind, it probably proves something about literature:  had we been reading the jolly works of Proust or Tolstoy, I bet we'd have taken a very early vote along the lines of "sod this - beer now".      Laughing
Clash

I despair wi you sometimes panda breeks.

I wis prepared to accept that McGonagall wis maybe no an invention but you're pushing things when you say that Spike Milligan has any relation to reality.

Jesus: I despair at the standard of this plaice sometimes.
dosser

Plaice????

Ur you maybes gettin' a wee bit above yersel' these days? Whit's a Ozzie eatin' plaice fer?

Whit's wrang wi' guid aul' flake wi' yer chips?

Nice tae see ye back, but.
And thanks fer yer post aboot bein' here in August. It's guid o' ye tae gie us plenty advance warnin' o' trouble comin' tae wur fair country and gie us a' time tae emmygrate.
Neil

Aye, Ah'll be in Africa for aa o Aagust. Ah'm bidin awaa until they Limpics is oot o the wye.
Fey Hag

Och yir no watchin Wimbldoon Neil?

Got ra fingurs 'i toes crossed fir ra wee mon.
Verra dangeroos fir an auld wummin anaw.

Ah see ra Wee Oz gobshyte is still breathin.

Ah ken ah'v been watchin too much of Ma Broon's Boys
Neil

Oh aye, Ah'm waatchin the tennis, but the limpics can get tae fuck as far's Ah'm concerned.
Clash

Jesus wept Neil.... fur why are you not interested in the Olympics? Is it because you've taken over Senga's willie fanklin? or is it that you've been reading too many greenie newspapers which tell you that the Olympics are "not the real thing these days old chap; they're for drug cheats and the like and I will have no part in it".

We wid like to know.
Fey Hag

Well ah'm hopin fer a richt guid meal uv frog legs.

He's a Skoat no bluidy British anaw.
Neil

Clash, the limpics huz been an excuse tae drain aa airts an pairts o the UK o resources an cram them intae the insatiable London. Siller that wuid an cuid hae been spent on sports an infrastructure in Scotland an ither places that arenae cried London huz been grabbed an stuffed intae the black hole inside the M25.

An Ah canna stand aa the pricks on the TV tellin me Ah'm s'posed tae be excited aboot the limpics.

Fuck them aa.
aNonnyMoose

Hear, hear, Neil.

Tho' eh micht crack an hae a wee peek whin the wimmin's volleyba' is oan...  jist tae check stannards hisnae drapt...

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