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Earthkwaik

We hud an earthkwaik in Tawrawnah the other day........yies probably read awe aboot it an wundered if ah'm okay. Well, ah um and ah'm lucky tae still be here. Ah wis sittin in the pub watchin the wurld cup an sumbdy jist walked in an ah felt ma bar stool rockin back an forth...at first an thot is wis him shakin it so ah turnt roon but ey wis away past me. Ah nearly fell aff the cherr (well no really but ah jist thot ah wid enhance the story ah wee bit) an ah almost spilt sum ah ma beer.

Enywey, ah wis ded lucky ah never fell aff it an broke ma neck. It wis a narra, harrowing escape. That's the secind eathkwaik ah huv lived through...we hud wan in Mount Florida years ago an ah survived that was tae. Might buy a lotto ticket the day.
alba

some of the aftermath

Heidy

Haw Alba those ur ra same cherrs we huv oan oor patio but oor patio is dry an sunny no like your goad fursakin shyte covirt wan...hehehe
pee ess Ah se ye huv made yer fence oota auld pallits ya fuggin cheepskate ye an also ye huv an eye like a stinkin fish look at thon floertrays hingin aff ra thing.... huv ye no goat a level?
dosser

Dinnae you heed ra auld lekie, Alba. Ah'm sure that if Ah ever had tae live through a earthkwake, Ah proably pish mahsel' as weel.
Fey Hag

Och jist a wee shake tae settle yir stomach after dinner.

This yin broke ra lum off wur Bothy.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/flissphil/6985750/

Fair made yir hair curl soitdid.

Forty yirs on an ah'm still holdin mah breath waitin fer it tae hit agen Shocked
SengaMcp

Ach thon's nuthin. Fan ah wis bidin hame in ra Gret Glen we wid get 8 ur 9 o they wee cup rattlers a year, an wan ur twa wid mebbe mak a pitchur jump aff ra wa. Noo and agen ye'd hae wan wid rattle yer teef, a bitty like a heavy lorry gaun past.
itsjistme

alba wrote:
some of the aftermath



Laughing
Celyn

Oh, youse are all very posh having patios.     I sort of miss*  the times when I used to get eejit telephone salespeople trying to sell me patio furniture or a conservatory.    They were always very keen to say it would be a good price until I got  bored with saying "No, thank you. I am not interested", and THEN (because by then they were getting really boring and these annoyances love to 'phone just when you're cooking dinner and everything is overcooking and threatening a fire), I might mention that it might be a bit tricky as I lived really quite high up  Laughing   and was still trying to W*** out how to fling pieces oot a 20 storey flat.  cf. song from Adam McNaughtan

I realise that horrible telesales bods are only trying to make a living, same as everyone else, but if they would be civil enough actually to take "NO" for an answer, then they would be better off, it being more quick then for them then to go and hassle the next victim.  Oh, I think I meant "customer".  Or mibbes not.  Hmmm.    Laughing



* Not really true.  If I did actually miss this, I could undo all the TPS thing, but no, absolutely not.
Celyn

Fey Hag wrote:
Och jist a wee shake tae settle yir stomach after dinner.

This yin broke ra lum off wur Bothy.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/flissphil/6985750/

Fair made yir hair curl soitdid.

Forty yirs on an ah'm still holdin mah breath waitin fer it tae hit agen Shocked


Ah, but,  I agree getting your hair curled is a bit scary,  but I'm sure even hurricanes are less scary than hairdressers.   A good forty years on, I think you should try breathing again.  It might be healthy.    Laughing
Celyn

SengaMcp wrote:
Ach thon's nuthin. Fan ah wis bidin hame in ra Gret Glen we wid get 8 ur 9 o they wee cup rattlers a year, an wan ur twa wid mebbe mak a pitchur jump aff ra wa. Noo and agen ye'd hae wan wid rattle yer teef, a bitty like a heavy lorry gaun past.


But did you end up getting radio reception through your teeth?   See, thon might be useful.     Very mobile.
Fey Hag



Wud yea be game tae take a deep breath we this many earthkwaikes Celyn?
Celyn

Naw, I'll just sit here in safety and appreciate the pretty colours.   Smile
Fey Hag

Celyn wrote:
Naw, I'll just sit here in safety and appreciate the pretty colours.   Smile


Wish ma daft ancestors  had yir guid sense Celyn.
Bluidy biggest city sittin on 34 volkanoos.

Rest uv ra Coontry jiggin 'n swayin 'n it's awl happen oop-side-doon yea ken. Rolling Eyes
Ah cuid fergive thum fir commin ra furst tyme, bit ra daft bugga's went hame then turned roon & came back Evil or Very Mad

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