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Woodsmoke

Dundee wimmin

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didnít see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Dundee . He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didnít see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty peeing..............
SengaMcp

S'no jist Dundee quines eethur. Twisted Evil
dosser

Ye'll hae noticed that baith me and Nonny hae been silent on this subject. It's no' that wur offendit nor nuthin'. It's just that this threid huz brocht it a' back........ The post traumatic stress thingy, the nightmares........ (Nonny is even back tae bed-wetting.)

However, as wur therapist hus pointit oot, the threid wiz aboot Dundee wimmin, no' Dundee mithers, so we shuild be ower it a' soon.
Woodsmoke

Ah've hud tae get back to the shrink............telling that wee tale's brought it all back tae the fore. She wis fae Lochee, tae  Shocked
notanimby

Ah huv rellies frae dumdee, but ah didnae recognise yer description. But right enough though the family originally moved there frae Port Glesga, that will explain their normality.
Celyn

notanimby wrote:
Ah huv rellies frae dumdee, but ah didnae recognise yer description. But right enough though the family originally moved there frae Port Glesga, that will explain their normality.


What is this normality of which you speak?     Confused


Well, be fair now, naebody ever wrote any song about the "Road and the Miles to Port Glasgow", did they?   Smile

Ach wait, the Port is definitely long celebrated in song and story:

A dug frae ra Port
wuz had up in court
accused of molestin his farra
sais ra judge tae ra dug
"how low can ye get?"
Sais ra dug tae ra judge
"a chihuahua".

   

Laughing
notanimby

Celyn wrote:
notanimby wrote:
Ah huv rellies frae dumdee, but ah didnae recognise yer description. But right enough though the family originally moved there frae Port Glesga, that will explain their normality.


What is this normality of which you speak? † † Confused


Well, be fair now, naebody ever wrote any song about the "Road and the Miles to Port Glasgow", did they? † Smile

Ach wait, the Port is definitely long celebrated in song and story:

A dug frae ra Port
wuz had up in court
accused of molestin his farra
sais ra judge tae ra dug
"how low can ye get?"
Sais ra dug tae ra judge
"a chihuahua".

† †

Laughing


Hmm Matt McGinn

he was obviously never in ra Port...............................................

Oh aye the normality ma two cousins huvtae endure is wan plays bridge for ra UK, travels the world daein it hobnobbing wae ra likes of omar shariff

the ither cousin ( her sister) travels ra world tae but prefers perthsire -she's merried tae the ruler of bahreins nephew

Thas's Port style normality fur ye......
Celyn

Ah well, I have trouble understanding how to play "Snap", so nae chance of globetrotting with Omar Sharif for me.       Crying or Very sad

I have a sneaky suspicion that bridge is only marginally less complicated than nuclear physics.
Fey Hag

Jist think uv yir lucky escape Celyn.Shocked

If yea had ra dosh & pleyed Bridge we Omar he wud be burroin fra ye fer his next big bet.

Fate kent whit it wus doin when it made ye below ra Omar threshold.
notanimby

Celyn wrote:
Ah well, I have trouble understanding how to play "Snap", so nae chance of globetrotting with Omar Sharif for me. † † † Crying or Very sad

I have a sneaky suspicion that bridge is only marginally less complicated than nuclear physics.


ah huv never played bridge in ma life and huvnae a clue how it works

but ma cuzzin and her man huv made a good livin oot of it

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