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dosser

Celyn might like this

Neil might too...........

But proably no' thon haggis-pizza guzzlin' Ozzie bugger......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W...LDXGckmmHiMvL6KWZ5XSaoKhdjsbl9kMQ
Clash

Dear dosser

Get fucked.


Thon is one of the funniest forum's I huv ever looked at.... in the world, the galaxy, the universe.... whichever comes first. Is this the standard of forums dosser is part of you may well ask!

It is obviously a Yank forum (says he with fuckall interest in yanks versus north, etc.)

Where to start:

Some kunt cried Paladin says:
Quote:
Technically, Scotland is geographically part of the island of Britain. Do Scots think of themselves as "British"?


A moron cried John Smith says:
Quote:
Scotland is a part of England and will always be.


Quote:
The last country that got independence from the Brits ended up going to shit.

Is there any wonder that we get a tad pished off?

Ah'm away back tae pit on ma kilt which I pit oan every day to go tae the shops;

Afore that ah'm gonny eat ma porage (sic) (jesus wept; this is what the fuckers call it in Oz and America) fur ma breakfast - with SALT ya kunts ye;

Fur an aperitif ah'm gonny have a Scotch (never ever ever has anyone frae Scotland asked fur a Scotch incidentally). ... and what the fuck happened with whisky advertising that barpeople look at you as if you're an alcoholic if you tell 'em at the top of your voice "No ice or water". I've lost count of the number of times I've had the ice/water argument with the barperson.

Oh aye... back tae the url that dosser showed us all:

The definitive quote frae the forum which dosser obviously subscribes to (under the name of Smith) has to be frae

SeantheOriginal:
Quote:
The last country that got independence from the Brits ended up going to shit.


You honestly couldny make it up.
notanimby

There wizza Scottish (scotch?) ver shun call yooratube.com
dosser

Clash wrote:
Dear dosser

Get fucked.


.


Well, just for that.......
I've got a email address for Bill Broom.............






















And you're no gettin it.
notanimby

dosser wrote:
Clash wrote:
Dear dosser

Get fucked.


.


Well, just for that.......
I've got a email address for Bill Broom.............






















And you're no gettin it.



Who the fuck is bill broom?

Is he a relative of basil brush?

Or herbert hoover?
dosser

Clash is Bill's big sister.
notanimby

dosser wrote:
Clash is Bill's big sister.



Before or efter they had the gender realignment surgery?
Clash

Realighment? Coming frae you nota that wid chinge yer sexual preference tae screwing lawyers.

Acutally.... I huv hae idea whit that meant either..... but just be warned.....


You live in Penicuik  so I wid not be too critical.... oh shyte..... It wis that kunt dosser who lives in the backwaters of Penicuik......
notanimby

Clash wrote:
Realighment? Coming frae you nota that wid chinge yer sexual preference tae screwing lawyers.

Acutally.... I huv hae idea whit that meant either..... but just be warned.....


You live in Penicuik  so I wid not be too critical.... oh shyte..... It wis that kunt dosser who lives in the backwaters of Penicuik......


Indeed the only good thing tae comeoota Penicuik was some dodgy double glazing

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