Archive for  

        Forum Index -> The Midden
Fey Hag

Canna no fault ra reasonin

An elderly cheil an' hen, baith in their 70's, donner intae a a scuttle therapist's office.
The doctur asks, “What can Ah dae fur ye?” the cheil says, “will ye watch us hae sexual intercoorse?” the doctur raises baith eyebrows, but he is sae amazed 'at sic' an elderly coople is askin' fur sexual advice, 'at he agrees.
When th' coople finishes, th' doctur says, “there's absolutely naethin' wrang wi' th' way ye hae intercoorse.” he cheers them fur comin', wishes them guid luck, charges them $50, an' says guid cheerio th' noo.
A week later th' coople returns an' asks th' a scuttle therapist tae watch again.
The a scuttle therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a raw. the coople make an appointment, hae intercoorse wi' nae problems, pay th' doctur, 'en lae. finally, efter thee months ay thes rootine, th' doctur says, “i'm sorry, but Ah hae tae ask. Joost whit ur ye tryin' tae fin' it?”
The cheil says, “we're nae tryin' tae fin' it anythin'.
She's merrit an' we cannae gang tae 'er hoose.
I'm merrit an' we cannae gang tae mah hoose.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We dae it haur fur $50, an' Ah gie $43 back frae Medicaur.”

        Forum Index -> The Midden
Page 1 of 1
Create your own free forum | Buy a domain to use with your forum