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SengaMcp

Broon oot

Weel at at wid be nice, but at's no wit's oan ma tiny mind.

If Broon cerries oot his threat tae bin ony MP at's bin cawt wi his/her/it's haun in ra cookie jaur, will thur be onywan left tae staun attaw? Wit's ra chances he'll restrict his binins tae them wit wants him ootra hotseat an sum ither wanker in his pless?
Boudleaux C Merkin

Noo wid be a great time tae stert wir ain poltical party, untainted by ony expenses scandal, annat, we'd get elected nae bother.
I quite fancy mahsel as an MP.
SengaMcp

Hmm... Wid ye hae tae be resident inra UK in order tae staun? Ahmur a economic migrant mind?

Wit wuid we cry wursels? Monster Ravin Loony is oot obviously.
ayrshiretattie

The time is ripe, indeed, for a Scotland party.

I am SO scunnered with what has happened to politics - and to the electorate - in this country.

"There's no-one left to vote for, only fools to vote against"

Crying or Very sad
SengaMcp

Questions:
    What would this Scotland Party stand for, or indeed against?
    What would be it's aims and objectives?
    How might you wean the generality of Scots away from their old loyalty to the Labour Party (long dead though it is)*?
* I'm still reeling from the fact that enough of us voted SNP last time to put them power (sort of). I reckon it was probably a one time wonder aimed at slapping Labour in the face and maybe waking them up. It's failed of course, and it will be fascinating to see what voters do next.
ayrshiretattie

SengaMcp wrote:
It's failed of course,


Of course? That's hardly fair. It wisnae the party's fault that it was hobbled from the start, was it?

I think what happens next is obvious. The big ba' is rollin, and it's no for bein stopped.
SengaMcp

Did ye think ah meant ra SNP hud failed? Ah wis meanin ra slap in ra face tae Labour. Ah reckon Labour is still comatose and thinkin it wis jist a aberration.
ayrshiretattie

Embarassed

oops, sorry! Read ye wrang.

I have been astonished at the vehemence with which some of the blin locally are still clingin onto 'Labour'.

It used to be funny. Now it's just....downright bizarre, to say the least.
SengaMcp

Sorricht, wit ah writ wisny aw that clear fan ah reread it.

Aye ra mind boggles eh? Wur a ferrly loyal bunch an ushully stick tae a thing wance wuv chose it, but iss is gettin ridicluss. Ur they hopin it'll aw gae awa if they jist bury thur heids lang enuff?
Hollowhorn

Looks like Esther beat us tae it, at's life, ah suppose.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/a...-treat-dry-rot-partners-home.html
AG

ayrshiretattie wrote:


"There's no-one left to vote for, only fools to vote against"



Could some kindly millionaire or other benevolent person pay tae huv this slogan* printed up and pasted across every huge advertising billboard the length and breadth of the UK?

* Wi due credit tae Ayrshiretattie of course.
ayrshiretattie

AG wrote:
ayrshiretattie wrote:


"There's no-one left to vote for, only fools to vote against"



Could some kindly millionaire or other benevolent person pay tae huv this slogan* printed up and pasted across every huge advertising billboard the length and breadth of the UK?

* Wi due credit tae Ayrshiretattie of course.

Exclamation Exclamation
Here, naw, that's no me!! It was in quotes cos I was quoting. It's Roy Harper, 'The Monster'.

http://www.gugalyrics.com/ROY-HARPER-THE-MONSTER-LYRICS/428641/
notanimby

Therz an opperchansity here fur trooly independent well kent folk to stand in sertin areas and get voted in on a nae sleaze ticket, jist liek Martin Bell done against ra Hamiltons.
People like as menshunned above:
Esther Rantzen
Joanna Lumley
John Simpson
John Suchet (ra wan that read ra news no' parrot)

Yoo know ra type "national treasures" as ra tabloids call them, withoot a self servin interest, people wae nuthin tae prove ur fiddle
AG

It's lookin awfy like Broon's gawnie be needin a loadae packin cases jist shortly. Ah jist hope the bastirt disnae decide tae move back tae Scotland.
Neil

As the papers are sayin aboot Hazel Blears... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
dosser

If I understand correctly, she feels that, since she always leapt to Broon's defence whenever he got into difficulties while behaving honestly, he should have leapt to her defence when she goat inta difficulties while behaving dishonsestly.

Yon wummin is fuckin mental!
notanimby

Neil wrote:
As the papers are sayin aboot Hazel Blears... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.


Hazel Blears izza wummin?

Well fek me..........
SengaMcp

Metaforr?

Aunty wrote:
Former Home Secretary David Blunkett is recovering after being injured by a charging cow in Derbyshire.../

/..."I am almost a metaphor, I'm afraid, for what is going on in politics, I have a broken rib and am bruised all over but am still walking."
dosser

Got a feelin' his blindness shuild o' been includit in ra mettyfur.
notanimby

Whiz ra coo wan of his former wummin "konkwests"
dosser

notanimby wrote:
Whiz ra coo wan of his former wummin "konkwests"


Ah very much doubt it.

Unless, of course ra coo wiz blind as weel.
notanimby

dosser wrote:
notanimby wrote:
Whiz ra coo wan of his former wummin "konkwests"


Ah very much doubt it.

Unless, of course ra coo wiz blind as weel.


They would huv tae have been, although thin merikin wummin wusnae(although she wuz jist mental ura dug luvver)
Neil

Get tae fuck!

He's stealin an MP's salary an nivir turnin up at Wastemonster. Ah'm sure his constituents really appreciate that.

Twa mair years an we'll be shot o the lot o them onywye.







Ah'm aye suspicious o fowk faa dig up three year auld topics an resurrect them. Fit's yer game? Are you Gordon Broon? If ye are, ye're a theivin useless prick! Get tae fuck!
Neil

The howff's a diffrint forum. This is the midden!
notanimby

pipedoon wrote:
Well, yeas ur aww agin Broon, bit look whit yu've goat noo. Dae yae think he's any better?

Broon wiznae that bad.  He's back in Scotland.

He's been made  UN special envoy for education.  Good on him I say!


Broons a cunt, who wanted to be PM whitever the cost.

He's to busy fekkin aboot earnin millyins lecturing Fukwits who are stupid enough to pay him.

As far as he's once rend its not Scotland anyways, it's north britain. He kin fuck off tae Iraq and explain tae ra folks there aboot the millyins deid in his wee invasion that it was all fur their ain good.

When's he gettin lift it fur fiddling his expenses?

He'll be as successful a un ambassador as bliar is a middle east peace envoy.

As long as they don't take any advice on sellin aff gold cheap, screwing penshuners, screwing the poor, or any of the I thur shite policies he inflicted on us.

Yes the current mob are better, at least wae ra Tory FUKKERS you know what to expect, getting shafted. But wae Broon and his scummy band of so called soshulists, they sneaked up in the middle of the night and raped ye.
Neil

Come on noo notanimby, stop beatin aboot the bush an tell us fit ye reely think, nae the sugar coated vershun!
notanimby

Neil wrote:
Come on noo notanimby, stop beatin aboot the bush an tell us fit ye reely think, nae the sugar coated vershun!


Well as ah wiz brought up in labour party household, ma grandparents were the types of folk that used tae be the bedrock of that party, but the would be turning in thur graves noo because of cunts like Broon and his fellow SCUM.

Broon is such a petty minded sociopath, that he couldnae even bring himself tae phone Salmond efter the SNP won in 2011, that speaks volumes in itself.

Aboot all he's good fur is bouncing mobiles affa walls and throwing tantrums, he's a cunt, in a party full of cunts like John Reid, George Robertson, lard Foulkes, bliar, mandyson, cairns, bliar, and all the rest of them, wouldnae cross the street tae pish on them if they were on fire
Neil

Ah think ye shuid sack yer sub-editor.
notanimby

Neil wrote:
Ah think ye shuid sack yer sub-editor.


ipad's erse duly booted

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