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Fey Hag

Awful feeling

I have an awful feeling there is something I have not been told.
Maybe even multiple somethings. Sad
dosser

I've no' heard nuthin.
Maybes even multiple nuthin......
Neil

Hiv ye bin telt aboot...




Naa, Ah'd better nae spile it for ye. Wink
dosser

Ye mean thon?

Oh aye, Ah've heard aboot thon, richt enough. A'bdie kens aboot thon.

But Ah've no heard nuthin' aboot whit Fey says sumbdie's no' telt her.
ozneil

Now this is a really awful feeling

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the Bledisloe Cup ( Rugby Aust vs New Zealund) and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.

"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was to take away his testicles.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that removal of his testicles was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.

Wiremu was devastated, but with the Bledisloe Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate suckness ey"

"What's the cure thin doc?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.

"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie b@stards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
Fey Hag

That cured whit ails  Very Happy
Heidy

Huvny heard nuthin since Ah wee mailed a coupls months ago.............
weejan

well at least you managed to weemail. I didn't do it as I was proper poorly and couldn't think of anything cheery to say, needless to say that I still haven't sent any messages because my husband is now ill and I still can't find anything cheery to say.   Sad

I have thought about it and wonder whats happening.
Heidy

Keep yer chin up weejan Ahm thinkin o ye...  Smile
Fey Hag

weejan wrote:
well at least you managed to weemail. I didn't do it as I was proper poorly and couldn't think of anything cheery to say, needless to say that I still haven't sent any messages because my husband is now ill and I still can't find anything cheery to say.   Sad

I have thought about it and wonder whats happening.

Ah ken just whit yea mean weejan seems to be thon time anawl.
Just when I kent he wus gettin better he decided ta throw hissel on ra concrete fluir 'n try ta bash hus brains oot.
5 stitches in heid bluidy big bruises on mah nurvs anawl..
As we canna be cheery hHen let yir hair doon & have a guid bleather aboot it.
Thirs naebuddy heir ta hear yea, Smile
Fey Hag

Heidy wrote:
Huvny heard nuthin since Ah wee mailed a coupls months ago.............


Didnae get weemail, thort yea had dun a runner glad yea haveno. Laughing

Off ta hunt fer something daft ta sey. Rolling Eyes

Ahm in a pitiful state, where ah sit we a daft grin on muh gob luikin a 4 wee hens scratchin fir wurms.
How ra michty hae fallen. Embarassed  Embarassed
Celyn

Fey Hag wrote:
...
Ah ken just whit yea mean weejan seems to be thon time anawl.
Just when I kent he wus gettin better he decided ta throw hissel on ra concrete fluir 'n try ta bash hus brains oot.
5 stitches in heid bluidy big bruises on mah nurvs anawl.....


What, was your husband trying to make his very own earthquake?     Sad    I hope he gets better soon.

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