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Gowk

Afternoon

Greetings.

I can tell that most of yese adopt a somewhat desultory approach to posting and even (by the looks of things) reading here.  Nevertheless, I offer my salutations and felicitations - even if youse are no actually around to read them.
dosser

Bluidy hell!

No' only has a new member turned up, he's postit sum'hin. An' no' jist that - wan o' ra wurds he's yased huz fower syllbles an' another huz five!

At last, a intaylectul huz turned up.

Welcome Gowk! (Ah must write tae the Times tae say Ah've heard ra furst gowk o' Spring.)
Gowk

My! Whit a nice welcome. Ah wid feel almost churlish sayin that ah knew some even longer words.

So ah'll no dae that, ok?
ozneil

Noisy bugger!

Hi
Gowk

I completely crave yer indulgence. Here was me, thinkin this is a discussion forum, and no an auld folks hame. Ah wull make sure ah wear ma baffies next time.
ozneil

Gowk wrote:
I completely crave yer indulgence. Here was me, thinkin this is a discussion forum, and no an auld folks hame. Ah wull make sure ah wear ma baffies next time.



Naw they need stirring up come in with your hob-nail boots and yell & scream  and make controversial comments about how good a PM Brown was almost as good as Blair.... That should elicit some response.
notanimby

dosser wrote:
Bluidy hell!

No' only has a new member turned up, he's postit sum'hin. An' no' jist that - wan o' ra wurds he's yased huz fower syllbles an' another huz five!

At last, a intaylectul huz turned up.

Welcome Gowk! (Ah must write tae the Times tae say Ah've heard ra furst gowk o' Spring.)




How the fek dae you know aboot syllables, who wiz stupit enough to tell yoo such stuff?
Neil

Syllables? Huz sumbdy set up a drum kit?
notanimby

Neil wrote:
Syllables? Huz sumbdy set up a drum kit?


no, a drunk git
SengaMcp

Jings! Ississ awmaist excitin. Is we gauny hae a real rammy, ur is we jist pretendin again?

[Chortle]Ah huv a tablet PC ese days, wi thon predictive text on it. It hus seryuss problems wira Leid. Ississ wit it made o ma post above:

Jings!  Mississippi awmaist exciting. Is we gauny had a real Grammy, ur is we Nietzsche pretending? [\Chortle]

Oh aye,  afore ah furget,  hawerr Gowk. Fit like?
notanimby

SengaMcp wrote:
Jings! Ississ awmaist excitin. Is we gauny hae a real rammy, ur is we jist pretendin again?

[Chortle]Ah huv a tablet PC ese days, wi thon predictive text on it. It hus seryuss problems wira Leid. Ississ wit it made o ma post above:

Jings!  Mississippi awmaist exciting. Is we gauny had a real Grammy, ur is we Nietzsche pretending? [\Chortle]

Oh aye,  afore ah furget,  hawerr Gowk. Fit like?


ah use wan of them tablet 'hings on occasion tae senga, yer kwite right, thon predictive text pish is in fact pish!
SengaMcp

Ah dae like it mind. Ma hauns is tae stiff fur typin sae haein a tappy screen is ace. Sadly, ah've turned inty a richt appheid syne ah've had iss hing. Ahmur addicted tae Angry Birds annaw.
dosser

SengaMcp wrote:
. Ahmur addicted tae Angry Birds annaw.


How the hell did Mrs. dosser come intae this conversation?????
SengaMcp

dosser wrote:
SengaMcp wrote:
. Ahmur addicted tae Angry Birds annaw.


How the hell did Mrs. dosser come intae this conversation?????


Ahmurny tuchin at yin wi a verra long bargepole.
Gowk

Aye. Ah huv been teachin this Android tablet (kinna laboriously) some urban Scots. Too be honest, ah wouldny describe what it dis as "predictive" text. Mair like kinna "speculative fiction"
Celyn

Gowk wrote:
... Too be honest, ah wouldny describe what it dis as "predictive" text. Mair like kinna "speculative fiction"


Aye, we're all used tae that, so it's like bus timetables and political manifestos  then?

And hello and welcome  Gowk!   Now can we all write to "The Times" saying that we have met the First Cuckoo?   They will be dead upset if Scotland has one first.     Laughing
SengaMcp

Naw Cel dinny dae at, thull hack wur fones tae see fit wur uptae. Hmm, oan second thots, thon's nae a bad idea, we cuid sue thum fur scads o dosh. Ah cuid. be daein wi a wee windfall the noo. Ah need a new battry fur ma F1 wheelycherr,  ah canny terrorise ra veelige proply at twa mile an hoor.
ozneil

Celyn wrote:
Gowk wrote:
... Too be honest, ah wouldny describe what it dis as "predictive" text. Mair like kinna "speculative fiction"


Aye, we're all used tae that, so it's like bus timetables and political manifestos  then?

And hello and welcome  Gowk!   Now can we all write to "The Times" saying that we have met the First Cuckoo?   They will be dead upset if Scotland has one first.     Laughing


They might be a tad suspicious if I wrote in to the Times about that
dosser

Well, ye cuild tell them the gowk phoned ye.................

Akshly, forget it. The Times is wan o' Murdoch's rags. If a gowk phoned ye, they'd ken aboot it afore ye did yersel'.
SengaMcp

Ho Gowk, ah see yeve jist bin electit president oh Cherminy thur man. Ye kep that quiet eh no?
Gowk

Ich war tryin tae keep that kinna stumm.

An for fuxache, can yese no let oan that mein Name ist Joachim?
SengaMcp

Ah weel noo ah canny jist promise at ken. Wur aye atra back fence haein a gossip annat, err's nae tellin fan ra cat'll get ootra bag.

Unless ye wis tae come across with sum foldin o corss. Then wud gie it wur best shot.

Nae promises mind.
dosser

Präsident der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

Fower wurds, illeevin sillybuls.

A' is explained
Gowk

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Unless ye wis tae come across with sum foldin o corss. Then wud gie it wur best shot.


Hmm ... look, jist cause ich bin the Heid Bummer, disnae mean ah huv pure hunners a dosh lying about. But it occurs tae me, ah might be able tae fix sumhin up, if ye wur, say, Greek?
Neil

Deutschmarks, Deutschmarks über alles!
Gowk

Jawohl, das ist wirklich ein crackin tune, intit?

When mein Vater died a couple year ago, we organised for one ah the hymns to be the School Hymn fae his auld school tae be played at the crematorium.

The hymn is "Courage Brother, Do Not Stumble".

We wurny that inspired by the words, but we did want tae see the congregation's faces when they worked oot that the tune wis whit the organist referred to as the "Austrian Hymn" - i.e. "Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles".
SengaMcp

Nun danket alle gott, Herr Gowk ist on der pot.

So, how mony zillion drachmae dae yese get taera pun ese days en? Mebbes we kin dae a deal, ma dunny needs paperin.
admin

Whit a bunch o' mercenary, greedy, graspin', money-grubbin' spoungers ye are. Leave Gowk alane. If he's got a bit o' dosh pit bye, that's his affair. Leave 'im alane tae dae as he pleases wi' it!

Gowk, sorry aboot thon rabble. Jist ignore them.

Eh, did Ah mention that it's wur thurd burfday, comin' up? - 27th. April, akshly. Of course, yer ane presence among us is a burfday present in itsel'.

Howsomayever, Ah wiz thinkin' o' celebratin' ra event by maybe appointin' new moderators....... Maybe lettin' some o' the mair respectit members set up sub-forums dealin' wi' thur ane special interests.........

If ye'd like tae discuss this and burfday presents, jist pm me.

(If moneys a bit tight, maybes you and Neil cuild hae a joint sub forum, like Folk Music and Soft Core Joint Forum...... )
SengaMcp

Ississ wanny they dream hingmies Dosser Freud wis onnaboot? Ah mean, c'mon get real here. Fit maks ye think ony self respectin Scot wid pairt with his hard earnt, speshully a Furrybootian? Err's mair chance o Camerclegg* gein ra working stiff a haunup.

* BRW, issit jist chance thon Liberal lickspittle's nemm is Clegg, ur is he a ackshul creepy crawlie?
notanimby

admin wrote:
Whit a bunch o' mercenary, greedy, graspin', money-grubbin' spoungers ye are. Leave Gowk alane. If he's got a bit o' dosh pit bye, that's his affair. Leave 'im alane tae dae as he pleases wi' it!

Gowk, sorry aboot thon rabble. Jist ignore them.

Eh, did Ah mention that it's wur thurd burfday, comin' up? - 27th. April, akshly. Of course, yer ane presence among us is a burfday present in itsel'.

Howsomayever, Ah wiz thinkin' o' celebratin' ra event by maybe appointin' new moderators....... Maybe lettin' some o' the mair respectit members set up sub-forums dealin' wi' thur ane special interests.........

If ye'd like tae discuss this and burfday presents, jist pm me.

(If moneys a bit tight, maybes you and Neil cuild hae a joint sub forum, like Folk Music and Soft Core Joint Forum...... )



whit ra christ has a rabbi got tae dae wae it or shoulkd that be

Vot der christen has ein rabbi goten tae dae wae ein?
dosser

Whit ye oan aboot?

Ur you maybes a bit punch-drunk fae rammyin' elsewhere?
Gowk

Quote:
Whit ye oan aboot?

Ur you maybes a bit punch-drunk fae rammyin' elsewhere?


Well, punch can be kinna strong stuff, dependin whose recipe hus been followed tae make it.

Ah say "recipe", though in ma experience, it's mair like a process of addin mair brandy/vodka/whatever and tastin the mix until somebody says: "Fuxache, ye could run a motor wi that."

So ah'd never be disparagin of somebody who wis a bit pished efter partakin of some punch.
dosser

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So ah'd never be disparagin of somebody who wis a bit a little under the weather efter partakin of some punch.


Ah never said a wurd against Judy. Poor wee wummin that she is.
notanimby

dosser wrote:
Whit ye oan aboot?

Ur you maybes a bit punch-drunk fae rammyin' elsewhere?


admin sed "sorry aboot thon rabbi" - thats whit am on aboot

punch-drunk - whut frae haindin them oot like, coz it sure as fek isnae frae takin them? Razz

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