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Celyn

A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One

Not a good day at W*** for this polisman at Smithfield Horse Fair in Dublin.



Neil

Mibbe there's mare tae it than meets the eye?
dosser

Why is the polisman in the yelly jaikit tryin' tae restrain the ither polisman rather than the horse?
notanimby

Neighhhhhhhhhhhhh luck
Celyn

dosser wrote:
Why is the polisman in the yelly jaikit tryin' tae restrain the ither polisman rather than the horse?


Good question.   Couldn't possibly comment.   OR neigh comment.  AND where are the blokes who are actually in charge of the horse?    The police are there, it seems, to check horses for electronic tags or something.  But i thinkz they iz doing it rong.

For fairness, third pic in this link has yellow-jacket polis having a bit of a hard time as well.

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/04/...ile-at-the-smithfield-horse-fair/

Odd, I've fallen off the things and had clumpy big ponies stand on my foot, etc, but at least none of them seemed to fancy me that much.    Smile
Neil

Mibbe ye shuid hae tried wearin a polis uniform.
dosser

By a' means gie Neil's idea a try, Celyn.

Far wurse things cuild ensue if ye happened tae be wearin' high heels anywheres in ra vicinity o' a ironin board.
Neil

Luik fit Ah found!!!

dosser

Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
SengaMcp

Ah kin jist see yese in they lads. Thon wid luik grand on yese as ye iron yer frillies.
Gowk

SengaMcp wrote:
Ah kin jist see yese in they lads. Thon wid luik grand on yese as ye iron yer frillies.


On who?

Ah'm confused....
dosser

Let me try tae unconfuse ye.
It is in fact, a' perfikkly simple. (Dug knows, it couldnae be simpler.)

Some time ago, in the Sciency bit, I asked whit the purpose o' dreams wiz, and mentioned a lassie (whit looked nuthin like mah mither) daen the ironin'.

Meanwhile, Neil wiz on a drilling ship in the Indian Ocean, and hud set up a webcam tae spy on sum lassie ca'ed Tanzania whit wiz prancin' aboot in her undies and high heels.

I then realised that the reason Ah hud dreams wiz that my pyjamas wiz hauntit, so when Celyn suggested swappin' dreams, I readily agreed.

She huz obviously shared mah dreams wi' Senga wha now fantasises aboot Neil wearing undies while he pikes oan thon Tanzania lassie, and aboot me in mah thermals while fantasisin aboot a lassie (whit looked nuthin like my mither) daen the ironin'.

However, now that my dreams are noo the property o' Celyn, I dinnae hae the legal right tae discuss them further.

I hope that's cleared it a' up fer ye.
Gowk

Oh aye. Knew aw that already. Just needed clarity on who Senga thought should werr the heels.
SengaMcp

Aye but, kennin ra sorrtae peccadilloes o youse bouys, wit with sossidge burnin, wee hoolie baitin and sic like hings ah thot they heels'd be richt up yer close annat. An kennin annaw at yer aw new men... weel.
Gowk

Well, ah'm no surprised there's been the odd burnt sossidge if there's nae-claes ironin happenin.
Neil

Fit wid ye be irnin if it's nae claes?
SengaMcp

See fan ye borra next door's Hootsmon, d'ye no iron it afore ye pit it back so they dinna ken ye liftit it? Ah bet they reckon ra delivery boy's daein thur sudoku own thum.
alba

Thair must be good munt in deliverin papers these days, the "boy" that delivers oors dis it in a Beemer.
notanimby

alba wrote:
Thair must be good munt in deliverin papers these days, the "boy" that delivers oors dis it in a Beemer.


Probably delivering colombian marching powder or such tae mind
Gowk

Quote:
Probably delivering colombian marching powder


Is that like thon athlete's foot powder?
notanimby

Gowk wrote:
Quote:
Probably delivering colombian marching powder


Is that like thon athlete's foot powder?


i do believe it may contain some of that - to make it go further
Celyn

Neil wrote:
Fit wid ye be irnin if it's nae claes?


Birthday suit, obviously.

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