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Heidy



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:16 pm    Post subject: Nur joke annat........  Reply with quote

A man was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.
 
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles - something she loved to do.
 
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much?"


"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."
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Heidy



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nurr wan..........

A class of five-year old students are learning to read.  

One of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,  
"Look at this!   It's a frickin' elephant!"

The teacher took a deep breath, then asked..."What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' elephant!     It says so on the picture!"

And so it does...  




" A f r i c a n Elephant "
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably the same wean that look at a picture of a cow in a school book and   said it was a fucker.   Teacher = very unhappy with this but the wean explains that when they went on a farm visit, "well the farmer said they were 'effers but we knew what he meant".

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